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Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?

You would not get anything by crossing a lemon and a cat as they are different species and cannot reproduce together.

Why do boys smell other boys' feet?

Much to parent's dismay, young boys, like other children, often find body functions and smells intriguing. Boogers, stinky feet or socks, burping, and fart jokes are all on the average child's list of things to laugh over. It is usually a normal phase that will pass.

Where do aliens go to eat on the moon?

There are no such things as aliens or Martians.

If there were, aliens would most likely visit the Lunar McDonald's, Moon Burger, or Out of This World Diner. Most aliens do not have time to stay at a dining establishment and eat, so they go to the Drive-Thru or choose carry out.

Where did the term popo come from?

The term "popo" is a colloquial term for police that originated in Mexican Spanish. It is derived from the word "policía" and is commonly used in informal conversations or among certain social groups.

What are the triangles in can you zooley?

In "Can You Zooley," the triangles refer to the dance moves that are done by the participants as part of the game. The triangles are a specific set of steps or sequences that players must perform in sync with the music to progress in the game. Mastering the triangles is key to advancing to higher levels and winning the game.

How many teaspoons of sugar to get to the moon?

Depending on the method you want to take to get to the moon. Lets say we are going to use Nissan March (hereunder called the car) to take us to the Moon as a calculation basis.

From this basis, assume that a highway (usually we named toll road in our country) has been built for this trip

Assume that when the trip is held, no moon movement is occur

The car consumed about 5 litres for every 100 km of trip (reference: http://www.nissan-global.com/EN/NEWS/2010/_STORY/100915-01-e.html)

Moon average distance is 384,399 km (reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon)

By above data, we can calculate total fuel consumption for one trip to moon as follows:

= (384399km/100km) x 5 litre

= 19219.95 litres or equal to 15375.96 kg

Energy contained in 1 litre of fuel is described as LHV, which is 44000 kJ/kg (reference: http://www.straferight.com/forums/general-chit-chat/178951-ethanol-vs-gasoline.html)

then, total energy consumed for one trip to moon is

= 15375.96 kgx 44000 kJ/kg

= 676542240 kJ

In one teaspoon of sugar (i.e 5 grams), energy contained is 81.95 kJ (reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar),

So, total teaspoon of sugar needed to get to the moon is:

= 676542240 kJ/ 81.95 kJ (unit: teaspoon)

= 8255548.993288591 or rounded up to

= 8255549 teaspoon

Unfortunately, cars will break down if you try to fuel them with sugar.

But ...

Thanks to Mary Poppins, it takes only 1 to make the medicine go down.

What do people mean when they say they are going to moon you?

When someone says they are going to "moon" you, they are usually referring to the act of exposing their bare buttocks as a prank or gesture of disrespect. It is considered rude and inappropriate behavior in many cultures.

Who is the first indian to go to moon?

All twelve of the humans who walked on the moon

were white, male, citizens of the USA.

Why is ridding the nose of its hair not advantageous?

nasal hair is there to prevent tiny particles from entering your respiratory system. These particles could cause harm to us. The removal of the hair could result in the entry of these particles.

How do you become a bottom?

To become a bottom in a sexual context, it typically involves a personal realization and acceptance of your role in a dominant-submissive dynamic. Communication with your partner about preferences, boundaries, and desires is essential to ensure a positive and safe experience. Consensual agreement and trust are key elements in embracing the role of a bottom.

Are humans territorial?

I would say that yes, they are. Consider the following facts of human historical activity:

- Governments will take over the territories of other humans to exploit the resources found on those territories. Huge battles over these areas of land soon follow.

- Teenage street gangs and drug dealers typically will shoot and kill one another over moving-in on one another's "turf" in different parts of the neighborhood.

- People build fences around their properties to keep others out

- Kids throw a fit if their parents invade their privacy and start rummaging through their things when away

- Even corporate environments are highly secure and divided into private properties, security check points, locks, passwords, and all sorts of other mediums by which some are kept in and others are kept out

So, an astounding YES, humans are incredibly territorial. More than any other species on the face of the planet earth.

What was the world's longest fart?

Well it really happened in Lago, Nigeria in Africa. A lady by the name of Ebiere Omamoke who happens to be a seasoned vet in the art of Kokawa (an African boxing technique) let one rip for 3 minutes and 47 seconds. This was the longest fart ever recorded.

What type of layers Pluto have?

Pluto has a thin atmosphere composed mainly of nitrogen, methane, and carbon monoxide gases. The surface of Pluto is covered in a variety of ices, including frozen nitrogen, methane, and water. Beneath the icy surface, it is believed that there may be a rocky core made up of silicate rocks and metals.

Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?

The skeleton climbed up the tree to retrieve its lost bone that got stuck in the branches while trying to catch a squirrel.

What is the word for half man half animal?

If it is a cross between a Human and a:

Horse=Centaur,

Fish=Mermaid,

Goat=Satyr

Who farts the longest?

The duration and sound of a fart can vary among individuals based on factors such as diet, digestion, and gastrointestinal health. However, there is no definitive answer to who farts the longest as this can be different for each person.

What is the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

The main difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo is typically the types of animals that are housed there. Southern zoos may have a larger variety of tropical and warm-weather species, while northern zoos may focus more on animals that are adapted to colder climates. Additionally, northern zoos may have indoor exhibits for certain species to provide them with the necessary warmth during winter months.

What does getting your antlers trimmed mean?

Getting your antlers trimmed typically refers to the practice of removing the velvety covering on deer antlers. This process can help promote antler growth and can also be done for cosmetic reasons in deer breeding operations. It is important to note that this practice should only be done by trained professionals to ensure the safety and well-being of the animal.

Are there any aliens on Rigel?

There is currently no scientific evidence to suggest the existence of aliens on Rigel or any other star system. The search for extraterrestrial life continues to be a topic of interest for astronomers and scientists.

How did the monkey cross the road?

By, walking, climbing, crawling, jumping, moving, etc...??

Who invented charlie the unicorn?

the guy who put it on youtube. his name is spongbob something or other i cant remember

(thats not his name )

Why is a magnifying glass so hot under the sun?

Much of the area under a magnifying glass will be far colder than the area not covered by it. Only a small point or area will be hot, and much hotter at that.

This is because the light striking the glass is refracted and focused toward a point of convergence. The result is that our small place gets much hotter - as it receives all of the light concentrated - and the rest gets colder - because it isn't receiving any direct light.

How many monkeys can fit in a car?

It depends on the size of the monkeys and the size of the car. Let's say we have a Volvo. We have Spider Monkeys. I estimate that I could jam-pack 56 Spider Monkeys into my shiny, silver, Volvo.

Is it possible to create a place in Cinema 4D that align a real place in this world?

Yes, it is possible to create a 3D representation of a real-world location in Cinema 4D by using reference images, maps, and accurate measurements. By carefully modeling the terrain, buildings, and other elements, you can recreate the place with a high level of detail and accuracy. Additionally, using tools like Google Earth or GIS data can help in accurately aligning your 3D model with the real-world location.