Llamas

Llamas are relatively docile animals, but will protect the herd from predators if warrented.

Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here?

Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo?

Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this!

Llama: Explained what happened Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people..that is..that is my least favourite thing to do..

Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs..

Llama: Okay?

Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room...

Llama: Yes..?

Carl: Reading a book..

Llama: Go on...

Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in...

Llama: Okay?

Carl: So I went up to him..

Llama: Yes...

Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!!

Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that.

Llama: How could you not know that!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!

Llama: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that?

Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.

Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!!

Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...

Llama: Why on earth would you do that?

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break!

Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...

Llama: Caaarl!

Carl: That only hands could satisfy!

Llama: What is wrong with you Carl!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things!

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Llamas are usually not the type to protect cattle because cattle tend to be big and intimidating enough to predators to be able to take care of themselves. Donkeys (females usually preferred over males) may be used, however, to protect calving cows and baby calves from roaming predators. However, even the momma cows themselves are good at being very protective of their calves, especially if they are beef range cows.

Llamas are best used as livestock guardians for sheep and goats because of their aggressive nature towards predators like coyotes, wolves, cougars and even bears. But when llamas aren't enough protection, livestock guard dogs like the Great Pyrenees are even better against such large adversaries as bears and cougars when protecting their flock.

Likely around 7% of its body weight per day.

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Alpaca fibre is in more demand in the textile business than wool because it is a natural fabric that gives more warmth without the harsh texture of wool. Alpaca apparel is warm, soft, and highly comfortable because of this. The increased awareness of alpaca fiber's high quality and sustainability has resulted in an increase in demand for the fibre in the textile and fashion industries.

The alpaca fibre market is predicted to develop dramatically in the next years, thanks to the constantly expanding number of alpaca fibre fashion boutiques around the world. With the surge in demand for warm and soft alpaca fibre, the alpaca fibre market is rising at a quick rate as the trend of supplying highly sustainable and eco-friendly clothes and accessories gains popularity in the fashion apparel industry.

Manufacturers are focusing on alpaca nutrition to improve alpaca fibre quality -

While the alpaca fibre market is increasing at a rapid pace, industry players are working to improve the quality of alpaca fibre in order to attract more customers. Because high genetic merits can lead to vast volumes of high-quality alpaca fibre, alpaca fibre manufacturers are focusing their efforts on providing nutritious diet to alpacas. Alpaca nutrition has a big impact on their health and reproduction capacities, and it also helps them produce softer, higher-quality fibre.

Peru remains the world's leading producer and exporter of alpaca fibre, with China and Italy as the primary destinations for Peruvian alpaca fibre exports. The Ministry of Foreign Trade and Tourism (Mincetur) developed the luxury fashion brand "Alpaca del Per" for the sale of high-quality alpaca fibre clothes and accessories to capitalise on numerous commercial opportunities in the alpaca fibre market.

Source: Fact.MR : Alpaca Fiber Market

Because they're herbivores, they're grazers that have evolved to graze just like cattle and horses have.

Guanacos are well-adapted to their harsh, arid environments in South America. They possess a thick, insulating coat that protects them from extreme temperatures, while their long legs and large lungs enable them to navigate rugged terrain and cope with high altitudes. Additionally, guanacos have a specialized digestive system that allows them to efficiently extract nutrients from tough, fibrous vegetation. Their keen eyesight and agility help them evade predators in the wild.

There are some llamas that like to chew on you, but it will not hurt you because they only have teeth on the bottom of their mouth. Males do have sharp fighting teeth in the back of their mouth.

It is used for yarn and very rarely thread.

Yes, llamas and alpacas can cross breed. It usually results in a "mini-llama" with a llama looking head on an alpaca size body. Huarizo is the technical term for the cross between a male alpaca and a female llama. Misti is the term for the cross of a female alpaca and a male llama. If the cria (baby) resembles a llama it's called a warilla. If it resembles an alpaca it's called a T'aqa. These crosses are considered undesirable in their native lands of Peru, Bolivia and Chile because the offspring are usually too small to be pack animals and their fleece is more coarse than pure alpaca. In the US, they are sometimes bred because they are smaller and therefore easier to handle than a full-size llama. *Llamas have also been successfully cross-bred with dromedary camels through artificial insemination.

Thick woolly fur to keep them warm in the mountains.

Ball like bottoms of feet that make them great mountain climbers.

Their blood also takes up oxygen at high altitudes

Approximately 343 days, although it can be highly variable (gestations up to 375 days have been recorded)

Llamas are mostly closely related to alpacas, vicunas, and guanacos.

A llama is a unique animal because you can mostly find it in the Andes Mountains of Peru, especially the llama is the only animal that can spit and last but not least the llama can have the color white,black,brown,red,gray,and spotted tricolor

Llamas can see color. Some llamas do not like specific colors.

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It tastes like milk that is really watered down.

Llamas eat mainly grass, shrubs, and lichens. Lichens are moss-like plants that grow on rocks and wood. Llamas are herbivores, which means they are plant eaters. They chew their food just a little and swallow it, then bring up a wad of cud. They then finish chewing it and swallow it again and finally, digest it. Cud is partly digested food. Llamas eat mainly hay, grass, and grain when in captivity. For treats, llamas like cut-up apples, carrots, broccoli, and orange peels. Because the llamas have 3 stomach compartments, the food must pass through all the stomachs during digestion.

You usually eat a goat by first taking its hooves off, as you can soak these in the water and use the juice as gravy. Then you chop the ears off and cook in the oven, these can be used and eaten like crackling on pig. It is then advised that you take the skin of the goat off and rub it all over your body, this way becoming one with the dead goat. You have to cook it on the night of a full moon otherwise the goat spirit will come back to haunt you. After you have dug the hole to cook the goat in, a bit of rosemary is thrown in. Why you ask? Goats like rosemary, and would most likely if given the choice, want to be cooked with it. Then hot coals are thrown in the pit, and finally the goat. The goat then needs to be buried with dirt from a fresh grave site. After these steps, you have to wait until the next blue moon. When this time arrives it is best served with cat or dog meat.

This will give you the best tasting goat as this recipe has been in my family for generations and has yet to fail me yet. Good luck. Hope you enjoy this as much as I do. ~ Levi, Stanley and Douglas

It depends on its aerodynamics. The fastest recorded time is 2 seconds in the 40 yard dash for a llama that sees an attractive female.

Yes well wade them selfs through shallow water

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This question isn't about me, its' about you, so how do you like it.

answer 2:i don't like her to swollow, i rather her spitting but not on me!

answer 3 ;i think its best when she just lets it run down her face and occasionally licks it off. plus that's probably better for her. xx

No. Only wild animals migrate. Llamas are not wild, they are domestic.