In Latin, the monks chant "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem." In English, the chant is "Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest."
The phrase is not true German, some of the words are nonsense words. But the phrase they used reads as such "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
The best joke is...
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
Only joking, the best joke ever is...
Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the emergency operator, "My friend is dead! What do I do!?"
"Calm down", the operator says, "I can help you. But first, we need to make sure he's dead." The phone goes silent, for a second. Then the operator hears a gunshot.
"OK," says the hunter, "now what?"
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Finally, someone else that watches that show!
John Cleese created the character Basil Fawlty who appeared in his television series Fawlty Towers based upon Mr. Sinclair's somewhat abrasive personality. Fawlty Towers has repeatedly been voted the funniest comedy series of all time.
If your talking about Monty Python's flying circus then here's what wikipedia said, The first episode was recorded on 7 September and broadcast on 5 October 1969 on BBC One, with 45 episodes airing over four series from 1969 to 1974, plus two episodes for German TV. Btw series in London means season in America.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - 1997 VG is rated/received certificates of:
USA:M
The Knights Who Say Ni!
And there's the Black Knight who gets all his limbs cut off.
There's King Arthur, Sir Galahad, Sir Robin, Sir Bedevere, and Sir Lancelot.
The play "The Number 14" is about six performers from Vancouver. They get on adventures while riding the Vancouver #14 bus in a style similar to Monty Python.
No, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was a sacred relic carried by Cistercian monk Brother Maynard, priest to King Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was destroyed in 1974 when King Arthur used it to destroy a killer rabbit that was blocking the path of him and his hapless Knights Errant.
The The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was originally manufactured in Antioch in 1274 for St Atilla the Killer. Its exact specifications are unclear, since the one and only remaining example was lobbed properly in1974.
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According to my knowledge, the holy grail was the cup used in the last meal Jesus had with his apostles.
According to some sources,the cup that Jesus drank from at the last supper was known as the holy grail.According to other sources,the holy grail was the cup that was used to catch the blood from the wound inflicted by the centurian Longinus on Jesus as he hung upon the cross.Joseph of Arimathea is said to have arrived in Kinlochard SCOTLAND (FK8 3TW) in the first century A.D He is said to have brought the holy grail with him together with two bottles containing the blod and the sweat of Jesus.The grail was handed down from generation to generation and then became the center of a quest that was central to the Arthurian saga.Galahad eventually finding it.However,the basis of the idea of a quest for some kind of vessel appears to have come from Celtic traditions.It may be connected with the journey to the otherworld to find a magic cauldron.
let me correct you,......the holy grail was not the "cup of Christ". it was Mary Magdalene herself....though the legend tell us that the Holy Grail is a chalice - a cup. but the Grail's description as chalice is actually an allegory to hide the true nature of Grail. the legend used it as a metaphor for a woman ! and this woman carried a secret so powerful that if revealed, it could devastate the very foundation of Christianity..! you can see this proof in the painting The Last Supper. the figure to Jesus' immediate right you can see a delicate body with folded hands and flowing red hair is Mary Magdalene herself.
The Spanish Inquisition. (This was from a skit that began with "no one expects the Spanish Inquisition", and is repeatedly amended for one new "chief weapon" after another.)
The movie "Monty Python's Holy Grail" was released on March 14, 1975. The movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is a British comedy film performed by the comedy group and was directed by Gilliam and Jones.
Kray brothers
That would be Roger the Shrubber.
They blew it up with the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
Monty Modlin was a cockney-Jewish journalist who used to present slots on London Weekend Television's evening news programmes in the Seventies. He used to cover things like 'disappearing London' or interview people with unusual occupations, like Pearly Kings. He had this growly cockney accent and used to sing a theme tune which went ' Pardon my cheek, and the way that I speak but no matter where I go, from common or gentry, I'll talk elementary, in the only way I know.'
Couldn't tell you if he's still with us, though.
It didn't have a given name that was mentioned. He was simply referred to as the Three-Headed Giant.
i dont think he was actually a hired writer for monty python. i believe he just helped write with them. check wikipedia.