Many people I talk to have what they consider to be a boring job, but they also have an artistic passion of some kind, whether it's singing, comedy, making movies, dance, entrepreneurship, or whatever. At the same time, they'll tell me that they want to pursue their true passion, but they don't have time to do so. ;I would have to disagree. The average American watches over 32 hours of television a week. Also, on Friday night, there's tremendous peer pressure to go out and party and drink, because that's what everyone else is doing. Then they are hung over on Saturday, and not really able to do anything worthwhile, then they rinse and repeat Saturday night and then they are hung over on Sunday, and barely struggle in to work Monday morning. If they could cut out the television, the partying and the drinking, well, I've just found them 60 hours a week! (32 hours of television, 12 hours of partying and drinking from 9 PM to 3 AM on Friday and Saturday, 16 hours on Saturday and Sunday hung over doing nothing.) Instead of numbing their minds with alcohol, and instead of watching television (and passively watching others doing what they love for a living and making big money doing it), why not use that time to write jokes, compose music, learn filmmaking or start a business?

There've been so many that it's hard to pick a favorite. I remember the behind the scenes stuff more.

When I was performing with USA Network's Characters Unite storytelling tour, I was sitting in the rehearsal with Octavia Spencer and Dustin Lance Black...it was a week before the Academy Awards. USA Network had given us all talking point sheets with our names and information about each of us on them. Octavia was looking at her name, "Octavia Spencer: Academy Award nominee for The Help." Welling up she said, "Forgive me. I still get so emotional, I can't believe it...it was not that long ago that I was playing parts like 'Girl in Elevator.' Dustin Lance Black took her hand and said, "That can never be taken away from you, Academy Award nominee, that is forever no matter what." It was a lovely moment. A week later she won the Academy Award. "Academy Award nominee" was taken away, because now she is Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer!

That was a pretty special show to be a part of...Nathan Lane hosted the evening. That was a hallmark night that left an indelible mark for me. I was honored to be a part of it. More information on USA Network's Characters Unite storytelling tour here.

Viewers can expect lots of stories about my marriage and 3 kids, celebrity impressions and what I'm obsessed with.

SOMETHING SO FUNNY THAT IT IS STUPID. LIKE DUMB AND DUMBER

- I'm sorry, but I believe that Dumb and Dumber is considered slapstick. Slapstick is another genre of comedy where as the previous reviewer has said - "it's so funny, it is stupid." The term slapstick derives from the term batacchio or slapstick in English which makes a violent sound but does little if any harm to the person who is struck by it. Most comedies of that genre tend to border on ridiculous with exaggerated violence and situations that defy common sense. Elements that make a film slapstick: 1) pain without real consequence, 2) an unrealistic situation becomes impossible, 3) impossible situations, 4) zooming to confuse the audience, and 5) use of stunts that make no physical sense. This is what Dumb and Dumber or any Jim Carrey movie can be defined as.

Well I am quite funny so heres some advise:

to be funny mabye like pull wierd and funny faces like sqeeze ur cheeks togethor or fold ur eye lid but if they think its gross tell them a random reason why like say if i folded my eye lid i would say because it runs through the family just like my triangle head so that might crack them up and mabye for a quik joke just say totall random stuff like i married a donut or somn. Be gofy and slipp at unacpected times and give ur self wierd names E.G mines Mr. wimmy (even tho im a girl!) or mabye wimmy for short and the last and final one is if u have any enamies say ur scared of them or anything other wierd stuff like uum choclate cake and toall freak out when u feel,see, smell or even to be silly hear it!