i dont know but here are some jokes....
10 Signs Your An internet Geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office Super Bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
Who's there? Frog. Frog who? Frogot. Let me check my ID
Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
Here is a good Mario knock knock joke. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoshi. Yoshi who? Yo! She won't let me in.
you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush
Knock, knock. who's there. doctor. doctor who. you just said it.
Knock knock! Who's there? Zeus Zeus who? Zeus is going to kill you!!!
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
Knock knock...
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
knock knock Who's there? Yes, it was indeed Shakespear that invented the knock knock joke, first using the format in one of his plays. Possibly, anyway.
Whos there