Do you have your car on jack stands, or jacked up when changing the oil? If so you might want to see if the car is in a major incline (i.e. front of car up in the air.) If that is the case, then none of your oil is going to come close to your drain hole. its all in the back of the pan. THE CAR HAS 2 (DRAIN PLUGS) TAKE OUT BOTH & U SHOULD GET 5 QUARTS OUT INCLUDING THE OIL FILTER.(YES) TWO PLUGS ON THE SAME OIL PAN !IF THE CAR WAS ON THAT MUCH OF AN INCLINE - YOUR CAR WOULD BE STANDING ON IT'S BUMPER.
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Look at the rear or side of the oil pan
Undo the straps & it will fall. Drain it first.
there is no dipstick u have 2 drain the oil or put ur finger in there to chk it to see if theres oil only cause its has a transfer case
Are you an idiot? Remove the drain plug, drain the oil, unscrew the filter, put on a new one, refill with oil. Who doesn't know that?
On the oil pan, bottom of the engine. Crawl under the car and look, you will find it.
Unfortunately there is no drainplug on an automatic transmission fluid pan ( unless an after market drain plug has been installed ) You have to drop the pan
I'm not a mechanic / technician but have you pulled the engine oil dipstick up or out . I've heard you have to do that on some vehicles
Usually on the drivers side, bottom of rad. But, it will be easier to just remove the lower rad. hose.
You can insert a suction devise down to dipstick tube.
Inside the Fuel Tank. You'll have to drain and drop the fuel tank to change it. Not a job for the untrained!
Replacing the thermostat on a 1996 Grand Marquis is not very hard. First, follow the upper radiator hose to find the thermostat. Then disconnect the hose and drain it. After the hose is drained, remove the bolts holing the thermostat housing in place. Take the old thermostat out and replace with a new one.