Alchemy Classic

The Philosopher's Stone

For the seekers...

So you have searched long and hard for that which the Order has kept

secret and hidden throughout history. Surely by now you must be

wondering if it even actually exists. You have probably read Laurence

Gardner's books and heard of David Hudson, but that White Powder of Gold

seems to be lacking something doesn't it? It has amazing properties and

does wonderful things for the mind and body, but it's not the Red Pill

you are seeking; the gateway to the Universal Energy is what you desire

- power.

The First Matter

The Prime Materia or First Matter for our stone is a mercurial-sulfur everyone posses in abundance, yet it is hated and despised by all; thought to be the most vulgar and revolting of all substances. It is the golden liquid we dispose of every day and regard merely as waste - Urine. You must let it putrefy for 2 weeks and separate out the clear oil and white earth. The white earth is ammonium nitrate and phosphate compounds. The urea breaks down and becomes ammonia, then

bacteria converts the ammonia into nitrates. When the oil first appears, it is clear and easy to miss if you don't angle the light correctly. It will reflect a rainbow of colors as most oils do. When separated and cleaned, it is then united with the earth and carefully dried into a powder. If too much heat is used, it will explode. This is the unmultiplied true stone of the Alchemists. Proof of this can be found in

transmutation. 1 part of our Red Universal Stone will transmute 10 times it's weight of molten lead to gold.

The Discovery

12,000 years ago in what is now the Sahara desert of Africa, there was a

man who found a white salt and consumed it for food. It changed him

profoundly and he realized what this salt actually was -- it had formed

from his urine; he had found it at the same place he would urinate every

day.

But this was only the White Earth, or the White Stone. For thousands of

years this secret was kept among a few chosen people, and they named

their brotherhood the White Brotherhood because of their fascination and

obsession with this white powder. Eventually this brotherhood became the

Rosicrucian Order. The word Rosicrucian comes from the words ROSI -

means dew, and CRUCI means crucible (fire-cup). But to cover that up,

they would say it means ROSE and CROSS. This is because they found that

when Morning Dew is digested on low heat in a flask, a brownish material

forms which then becomes a white powder and is much like the one from

Urine. And it can be digested further and become red.

Much later on in history, they discovered a Red Oil could be obtained from putrefied urine. If left in the dark and only exposed to the rays of moon, but never the sun, eventually a colorful clear oil forms on the surface. This is the Peacock's Tail. It turns red after being separated and circulated. This was the material which would become the famous Philosopher's Stone of the Middle Ages. They found that it cured all disease and eventually even tried it on metal to discover that lead (and other metals) can indeed be transmuted into gold. This is where the phrase "Lead to Gold" came from. They weren't searching for a substance that could do that to a metal; they happened upon it by divine coincidence. They simply wanted to see what medicine they might be able to make from metals with this Red Mercury. By heating the metal to red hot and boiling, the red powder would transmute it to gold. But why gold? It is the only element on the periodic table with a right-hand

atomic spin. Reverse the spin of any element, and it will become gold.

So they would now unite the White Earth with the Red Oil to form a solid powder which changes your mental functioning so profoundly, they related it to the way lead is changed to gold by this Universal Tincture.

By doing it this way, it becomes impossible to reveal this secret to anyone because it will just sound like quackery. In these modern times however, a lot of health benefits have been found from substances in the urine, and some go so far as to drink their own urine. Luckily for you, that won't be the case. You don't need to drink this vile waste. You can use pure ammonium nitrate found in bags of "instant cold packs" and you can clean the oil well using plenty of water until it loses it's vulgar odor.

Each alchemist used his own urine to make their own Stone. It sharpens the senses until the Spirits and beings of the Astral Realm become visible. It strengthens the Astral Body until it achieves domination over the physical, and it becomes possible to leave and travel to the 125 billion galaxies of our Universe.

So now you know the secret. Now you will obtain your desire. There is so little written about it that searching the net for "urine" and "the Philosopher's Stone" will turn up only a few documents about the process, and many old alchemy texts that claim it is a waste of time to try and make the stone from urine and such vile things. One document that plainly reveals the process is by a psychic, and another is a copy of a 200 year old letter sent to Sigismund Bacstrom which he never

intended to make public and it's still very hard to find. (part of the R.A.M.S manuscripts) Then you have this document here by me. I've placed it here so the secret can be 'findable' by the seekers of our Art. It will remain out of the general public, yet within reach of the dedicated Alchemist.

For as long as the lot of the Philosophers remains a small one, it is

far from a happy place. And though you will see the White Earth forms effortlessly on every occasion, the Oil does not manifest itself every time. You must try again and again through various seasons and temperatures. And perhaps the diet has something to do with it, or perhaps it is dependent on certain astrological alignments in the heavens as the Alchemists have always claimed.

keep the secret...

• Dilute the urine as soon as it's collected. Add twice it's volume of pure distilled morning dew water. Any water will do, but pure distilled Morning Dew will help produce more oil.

• Never add more fresh liquid after the first day has passed.

• Because you have diluted the urine, you will see a film form on the surface and some of this skin/film will fall to the bottom also. This film is what the oil forms from. Separate it by filtration, then place the paper into clean water and filter again. Repeat this until the film no longer has a vulgar odor.

• Now digest the last water/film solution until the clear oil forms on the surface. Digest further and it becomes red. Evaporate the water until you have only the oil remaining. Be very careful not to evaporate too far or you will begin evaporating the oil itself. Now while the oil is still warm, add the ammonia nitre. It must be kept warm because the ammonia nitre will want to make it cold by it's reaction with the trace amount of water. Add enough ammonia nitre until you have made crystals. no longer has a vulgar odor.

• Melt the crystals at 350F and be very careful because the ammonium nitrate can explode at this point. Then let it cool and you will have your Stone.

• It is multiplied in power by using the quintessence of Gold.

• Expose the solution only to moonlight and never sunlight. The sunlight

  or even artificial light will help other bacteria and fungus grow which

  will impede the work.

• The Urea in the urine decomposes into ammonia, and then bacteria oxidize that into ammonium nitrate which is what precipitates to the bottom of the vessel. This is the white earth you must collect. It is what causes the "pop" or tiny explosion when you throw the stone into molten lead. Without this explosive ammonia nitre, the Oils will not transmute the metals.

1UP + Egg = Yoshi

1UP + Man = Mario

Air + Air = Wind

Air + Bacteria = Flu

Air + Car = Airplane

Air + Cloud = Sky

Air + Dinosaur = Flying Dinosaur

Air + Earth = Dust

Air + Egg = Bird

Air + Energy = Storm

Air + Fire = Energy

Air + Lava = Stone

Airplane + Metal = Aluminium

Airplane + Alien = UFO

Air + Steam = Cloud

Air + Water = Steam

Air + Worm = Butterfly

Alcohol + Oxygen = Vinegar

Alcohol + Peat = Scotch Whisky

Alcohol + Water = Vodka

Alcohol + Wheat = Beer

Alcohol + Worm = Tequila

Algae + Fire = Iodine

Alien + Doctor = Dr Zoidberg

Aluminium + Glass = Mirror

Arable + Seed = Wheat

Arms + Gunpowder = Firearms

Arms + Hunter = Warrior

Arms + Light = Lightsaber

Arms + Man = Hunter

Arms + Poison = Poisoned Weapons

Ash + Fat = Soap

Ash + Glass = AshTray

Ash + Life = Ghost

Assassin + Firearms = Sniper

Assassin + Time = Prisoner

Bacteria + Milk = Yogurt

Bacteria + Plankton = Fish

Bacteria + Swamp = Sulfur

Bacteria + Water = Plankton

Beast + Cart = Team

Beast + Forest = Bear

Beast + Hunter = Blood

Beast + Hunter = Meat

Beast + Hunter = Wool

Beast + Life = Man

Beast + Man = Livestock

Beast + Museum = Zoo

Beast + Vampire = Werewolf

Beast + Water = Whale

Bee + Flower = Honey

Beetle + Beetle = The Beatles

Beetle + Flower = Bee

Beetle + Manure = Scarab

Beetle + Sand = Scorpion

Bicycle + Combustion Engine = Motorcycle

Bird + Fire = Phoenix

Bird + Hunter = Feather

Bird + Ice = Penguin

Bird + Storm = Thunderbird

Bird + Vampire = Bat

Bitumen + Pressure = Petroleum

Blood + Diamond = Ruby

Blood + Man = Vampire

Blood + Worm = Leech

Boat + Cloth = Sailboat

Boat + Combustion Engine = Motorboat

Boat + Man = Sailor

Boat + Wood = Wooden Ship

Boiler + Coal = Steam Engine

Book + Book = Library

Book + Sex = Kama Sutra

Brick + Concrete = Brick House

Brick House + Beer = Bar

Brick House + Fossil = Museum

Brick House + Glass = Skyscraper

Brick House + Sick = Hospital

Brick + Water = Dam

Cactus + Beetle = Cochineal

Cancer + Bicycle = Lance Armstrong

Car + Beetle = Vw Beetle

Carbon Dioxide + Water = Soda Water

Car + Hospital = Ambulance

Cart + Combustion Engine = Car

Cart + Steam Engine = Locomotive

Cat + Country = Egypt

Cement + Water = Concrete

Ceramics + Coin = Piggy Bank

Champagne + Country = France

Cheese + Beast = Mouse

Cheese + Dough = Pizza

Cheese + Fire = Fondue

Cheese + Sky = Moon

Chicken + Egg = Dilemma

Chicken + Fire = Fried Chicken

Chicken + Hut = Hen Coop

Cigarettes + Man = Cancer

City + City = Country

City + Water = Venice

Clay + Fire = Brick

Clay + Life = Golem

Clay + Limestone = Cement

Clay + Man = Ceramics

Clock + Country = Switzerland

Cloth + China = Silk

Clothing + Scotland = Kilt

Cloth + Man = Clothing

Cloth + Wooden Ship = Sailing Ship

Coal + Pressure = Uncut Diamond

Coca-cola + Country = Usa

Coca-cola + Geyser = Mentos

Coca-cola + Sandwich = Mcdonald's

Cochineal + Fire = Carmine

Continent + Continent = Planet

Corpse + Bird = Vulture

Corpse + Electricity = Frankenstein

Corpse + Life = Zombie

Corpse + Wood = Coffin

Corpse + Zombie = Undead

Country + Country = Continent

Dam + Beast = Beaver

Desert + Beast = Camel

Desert + Tree = Cactus

Dilemma + Scientist = Philosophy

Dinosaur + Earth = Fossil

Dinosaur + Water = Plesiosauria

Dough + Fire = Bread

Dragon + Country = China

Dragon + Warrior = Hero

Dust + Fire = Gunpowder

Dust + Water = Mud

Earth + Algae = Mushroom

Earth + Corpse = Grave

Earth + Earth = Pressure

Earth + Egg = Dinosaur

Earth + Fire = Lava

Earth + Lizard = Beast

Earth + Moss = Grass

Earth + Plankton = Worm

Energy + Metal = Electricity

Energy + Scientist = Albert Einstein

Energy + Swamp = Life

Feather + Cloth = Pillow

Feather + Paper = Book

Fire + Alcohol = Molotov Cocktail

Firearms + Man = Soldier

Fire + Bread = Toast

Fire + Flying Dinosaur = Dragon

Fire + Glass = Lamp

Fire + Grass = Tobacco

Fire + Life = Fire Elemental

Fire + Limestone = Lime

Fire + Lizard = Salamander

Fire + Man = Corpse

Fire + Meat = Barbecue

Fire + Pig = Bacon

Fire + Sand = Glass

Fire + Snake = Ash

Fire + Stone = Metal

Fire + Tobacco = Smoke

Fire + Tree = Coal

Fire + Water = Alcohol

Fish + Algae = Sushi

Fish + Electricity = Electric Ray

Fish + Fish = Caviar

Fish + Poison = Fugu

Flour + Beetle = Weevil

Flour + Water = Dough

Flower + Alcohol = Perfume

Flu + Bird = Avian Flu

Flu + Chicken = Avian Flu

Fondue + Country = Switzerland

Forest + Ghost = Totoro

Forest + Hero = Robin Hood

Fossil + Pressure = Kerogen

Frog + 1UP = Kangaroo

Fruit + Pressure = Juice

Gasoline + Fire = Explosion

Ghost + Energy = Ectoplasm

Ghost + Hunter = Ghostbusters

Glass + Bacteria = Petri Dish

Glass + Sand = Hourglass

Gold + Paper = Money

Golem + Life = Man

Grape + Alcohol = Wine

Grass + Fruit = Berry

Grass + Livestock = Manure

Grass + Swamp = Reed

Grass + Tool = Lawn Mower

Grave + Grave = Cemetery

Grove + Grove = Forest

Hero + Fire = Firefighter

Hero + Lightsaber = Jedi

Hunter + Fish = Fisherman

Hunter + Mouse = Cat

Ice + Country = Iceland

Jedi + Assassin = Sith

Jedi + Sith = Star Wars

Jedi + Swamp = Yoda

Kama Sutra + Country = India

Kangaroo + Country = Australia

Kerogen + Pressure = Bitumen

Knife + Knife = Scissors

Knife + Switzerland = Swiss Army Knife

Lamp + Ghost = Genie

Lava + Lamp = Lava Lamp

Lava + Life = Lava Golem

Lava + Pressure = Volcano

Lawn Mower + Arable = Tractor

Library + Man = Scientist

Life + Dust = Mite

Life + Hourglass = Time

Life + Metal = Metal Golem

Life + Mushroom = 1UP

Earth + Seed = Tree

Earth + Tool = Arable

Earth + Water = Swamp

Earth + Wood = Grape

Earth + Worm = Beetle

Egg + Diamond = Faberge Egg

Egg + Fire = Omelette

Egg + Life = Chicken

Egg + Sand = Turtle

Electricity + Glass = Light Bulb

Electricity + Light Bulb = Light

Life + Sand = Seed

Life + Star = Alien

Life + Stone = Egg

Life + Swamp = Bacteria

Life + Tree = Walking Tree

Life + Water = Algae

Light + Beetle = Firefly

Light + Water = Rainbow

Lime + Reed = Sugar

Limestone + Manure = Saltpeter

Livestock + Man = Milk

Livestock + Mud = Pig

Lizard + Swamp = Frog

Man + Alcohol = Alcoholic

Man + Bat = Batman

Man + Beer = Alcoholic

Man + Flu = Sick

Man + Light Bulb = Idea

Man + Man = Sex

Man + Mcdonald's = Obesity

Man + Metal = Tool

Man + Pig = Fat

Man + Poisoned Weapons = Assassin

Man + Seed = Farmer

Man + Stone = Hut

Man + Time = Old Man

Man + Vicodin = House MD

Man + Vodka = Alcoholic

Man + Yogurt = Diet

Mcdonald's + Country = Usa

Meat + Bread = Sandwich

Meat + Tool = Knife

Metal + Steam = Boiler

Metal + Tool = Arms

Metal + Wind = Sound

Milk + Yogurt = Soured Milk

Mold + Scientist = Penicillin

Money + Metal = Coin

Moon + Metal = Silver

Moss + Swamp = Fern

Mummy + Country = Egypt

Mushroom + Algae = Lichen

Mushroom + Mud = Mold

Mushroom + Tool = Poison

Old Man + Christmas Tree = Santa Claus

Oxygen + Electricity = Ozone

Oxygen + Hydrogen = Oxyhydrogen

Oxygen + Man = Carbon Dioxide

Paper + Corpse = Mummy

Paper + Tobacco = Cigarettes

Petroleum + Country = Saudi Arabia

Petroleum + Pressure = Gasoline

Philosopher's Stone + Metal = Gold

Philosophy + Stone = Philosopher's Stone

Pig + Flu = Swine Flu

Pig + Man = Salo

Pizza + Country = Italy

Plankton + Stone = Shells

Pressure + Sand = Silicon

Quark(cheese) + Fire = Cheese

Reed + Tool = Paper

Robin Hood + Arms = Bow

Robin Hood + Country = United Kingdom

Robot + Star Wars = R2 D2

Shells + Stone = Limestone

Shells + Worm = Snail

Sick + Doctor = Vicodin

Silicon + Metal = Transistor

Sky + Chariot = Sun

Skyscraper + Light = Lighthouse

Skyscraper + Skyscraper = City

Snake + Bird = Quetzalcoatl

Snake + Electricity = Electric Eel

Snake + Worm = Lizard

Soda Water + Carmine = Coca-cola

Sound + Idea = Music

Soured Milk + Fire = Quark(cheese)

Soured Milk + Fire = Whey

Spinning Wheel + Wool = Yarn

Steam + Earth = Geyser

Steam Engine + Gasoline = Combustion Engine

Steam Engine + Wooden Ship = Steamer

Steam + Hut = Sauna

Stone + Tool = Statue

Stone + Water = Sand

Stone + Wheat = Flour

Storm + Electricity = Thunderstorm

Storm + Sand = Sand Storm

Storm + Water = Typhoon

Sugar + Fire = Caramel

Sun + Country = Japan

Sun + Flower = Sunflower

Sun + Scientist = Star

Sushi + Country = Japan

Swamp + Algae = Moss

Swamp + Tree = Peat

Swamp + Worm = Snake

Tequila + Country = Mexico

The Beatles + Country = United Kingdom

Thunderstorm + Metal = Lightning Rod

Tool + Time = Clock

Tool + Tree = Wood

Tool + Wood = Wheel

Tool + Wool = Cloth

Totoro + Mushroom = 1UP

Tractor + Country = Belarus

Transistor + Transistor = Microchip

Transylvania + Country = Romania

Tree + Beast = Panda

Tree + Farmer = Fruit

Tree + Light Bulb = Christmas Tree

Tree + Tree = Grove

Uncut Diamond + Tool = Diamond

USA + Statue = Statue of Liberty

Vampire + Country = Transylvania

Vampire + Werewolf = Twilight Saga

Venice + Country = Italy

Vodka + Country = Russia

Volcano + Country = Iceland

Volcano + Sea = Island

Vw Beetle + Country = Germany

Warrior + Cart = Chariot

Water + Electricity = Hydrogen

Water + Electricity = Oxygen

Water + Glass = Ice

Water + Metal = Rust

Water + Sand = Beach

Water + Seed = Flower

Water + Water = Sea

Water + Wood = Boat

Werewolf + Moon = Wolf

Wheel + Wheel = Bicycle

Wheel + Wood = Cart

Wheel + Wool = Spinning Wheel

Wine + Soda Water = Champagne

Wolf + Man = Dog

Wood + Knife = Stake

Wood + Life = Pinocchio

Yarn + Tool = Sweater