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Comedians
Comedians are persons who entertain an audience, mainly by making them laugh. The most famous Hollywood comedians include Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, Jack Black, Sacha Baron Cohen, Adam Sandler, and Tina Fey.
2,050 Questions
Is block E2 in wembley arena a good view?
The E2 section is stage centre but at the back of the area - Whilst its a good direct view with little obstruction it is quite away back
What are the smothers brothers mom always liked you best lyrics?
"Mom Always Liked You Best!"
by The Smothers Brothers
TOMMY: Mom always liked you best. My mom always liked my brother best, and she never like me. Mom and..
DICK: Why do you keep tellin' me, "Mom always liked you best"? Whenever you get mad, you always say, "Well, Mom always liked you best."
TOMMY: Oh, ya? Well, Mom always liked you best. And you always picked on me. You and Mom, you and Mom, my mom and my brother would always get together and say, "We don't like you!" Because Mom liked you best, and she never liked me.
DICK: Wait a minute. Do you know why she liked me best?
TOMMY: Oh, y'?
DICK: Would you like to know why she liked me best? Sure she liked me best. Why not?
TOMMY: I never knew Mom liked you best!? You and Mom always used to pick on me. That's... Now I remember!
DICK: Ya, now you're getting it.
TOMMY: Mom always liked you best, and she never liked me.
DICK: You want to know why?
TOMMY: Why?
DICK: Because I happen to be an only child.
TOMMY: Ta'chee, ta'chee.
DICK: Touche, touche. This just isn't your night, Tommy.
TOMMY: You know, Mom gave you a dog. My mom gave my brother a dog, and I didn't get to have, and more than anyth'...
DICK: Everybody had dogs.
TOMMY: I didn't have a dog. You got to have a dog, and more than anything in the whole world, I wanted to have a dog of my own, and I asked my mom, I said, "Mom, I want to have a dog, like my brother, Dickey Smothers. You remember me: I'm Tommy Smothers?" And never got to have a dog, and you wouldn't let me play with your dog or anything!
DICK: Alright. That is.... That's all.....
TOMMY: I remember when I was ten years old, I said, "If I could only have a dog." My brother had a dog, and couldn't....
DICK: Quit cryin' baby.
TOMMY: I didn't get to play with your dog, and you would always tell Mom...
DICK: Why should I?
TOMMY: ...when I'd play with your dog, "Hey, Tommy's playin' with my dog! You remember Tommy, the kid you don't like so much!?" I didn't get to play with the dog, and I didn't have a dog!
DICK: Hold it a minute. Before we go any further, you, you know you had your own pet already.
TOMMY: Crummy chicken.
DICK: Well, you wanted it.
TOMMY: It's no fun playin' with a chicken. They don't bark good.
DICK: You wanted it, you said...
TOMMY: I didn't want it...
DICK: You wanted to sell the eggs.
TOMMY: It was a rooster. And every Saturday, my brother, they would, all of, all of his friends, they'd get on their, they'd all get out their dogs and they'd get their bicycles. And they . . . I didn't have a bicycle, either! You had a bicycle!
DICK: Now, hold it down here. Hold it down here. You're just getting excited. She... You had a wagon. It was a good wagon.
TOMMY: One wheel!
DICK: Well, what'd you do with the other wheels?
TOMMY: Well, it was hard for the chicken to pull that one-wheeled wagon.
DICK: Listen...
TOMMY: You never liked me, and you went on hikes, and, and y...
DICK: You know why you didn't get to go on hikes? You never would accept it.
TOMMY: You now, you even had a dolly.
DICK: A what?
TOMMY: A dolly. My brother had a dolly...
DICK: You, shut up. You, shut up about my doll.
TOMMY: You had that dolly! I remember, you and your dolly! Ya... I said, "Mom, don't get me a dolly." I, I was always, I always liked my brother. Mom says, "Always like your brother." I liked my brother. We used to hang around and do things together, every, about once every three or four months he'd say, "Come on, Tom, let's go smoke some Crayolas."
DICK: I certainly did not say to smoke Crayolas.
TOMMY: You did, too!
DICK: I did not. It stains your teeth.
TOMMY: You'd go on hikes!
DICK: That's right, we went on hikes, because dogs and boys go on hikes. You can't take a chicken on a hike.
TOMMY: Frank was a good hiker.
DICK: Listen, all the guys knew Frank was the best hiking chicken in the block. The reason you couldn't go on a hike, you couldn't keep up, you and that crummy wagon. Do you want to know the real rea...
TOMMY: Fastest one-wheel wagon around!
DICK: Alright, Tommy, but wanna know the real reason?... is that it wasn't your place to go on a hike with us. We liked you, and we liked the chicken, but boys and dogs, they go on hikes together. They're buddies. You know, a little boy even sleeps with his dog. You've never realized the place for a boy and his chicken: chicken coop. You should've kept that crummy chicken in that chicken coop, Tom, and away from my dog.
TOMMY: My, uh, chicken killed his dog.
DICK: It did.....
[Transcribed by: D.C. Harris, 3/23/2014]
How did Bill Cosby impact society?
He taught the ways to keep young african americans to stay away from bad deeds.
How much albums does Weird Al Yankovic make?
He is currently working on his 14th studio album so at present his discography is as follows
Studio albums 13
Compilation albums 10
EPs 3
Singles 46
Video albums 9
Music videos 46
Soundtracks 1
Did Angie Lopez's mom died in George Lopez Died?
weird way to say this i think u mean did angie's mom die in george dont need the other died but yes her mother did die
Where can you buy those white boots noel fielding wears?
u should get a pair of nikes but i no how to bye shoes like u but if i get u wont like so u should go to France and get.
Not a Ph.D., an Ed.D.
Dr. William "Bill" Henry Cosby Jr. earned the degree Doctor of Education (Ed.D.) from the University of Massachusetts in 1976.
He has also been the recipient of numerous (at least 10) honorary doctorates.
education, religiosity, romantic love
Why did Shane Gillis get fired from SNL?
Shane Gillis was hired on September 13, 2019 to join the cast of "Saturday Night Live." However, a few days later, some old racial slurs against Asians he made on his podcast resurfaced, SNL decided to fire him.
What disease did benny have in George Lopez episode feel the burn?
she had "the clap" technically called ghoneria.
What is Weird Al Yankovic's parody of Dare to Be Stupid?
Yankovic's Dare To Be Stupid was built around the parodies and pastiches of pop and rock of the 1980's.
Blue Cantrell is the artist and the song is called here with me
What are all of the comedians that have been on the Conan O'Brien show?
Check out Nick Griffin performing one of his stand up routines from his self titled CD Stand up Comedy album "Bring out the Monkey". Totally hilarious.
Is Russell Brand the new MEAT Clown?
Whoever it was did standup comedy in Eagle Rock two nights ago. they gave me a button. it says "MEAT Clown" with a clown on it
Who performed Which Backstreet Boy is Gay because it's not Weird Al Yankovic?
Apprently some guys down in The Morning Show @ Z100 Portland decided to have fun with "I Want It That Way". People just attribute it to Weird Al Yankovic, as many people do.
What size shoe does Jeff foxworthy wear?
Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian, stands 5 feet 10 inches tall and wears a size 10 shoe. Foxworthy was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1958.
What was Jeff Foxworthy's intro song from the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy?
Flirtin' With Disaster by Molly Hatchet
What size boot does Jeff Foxworthy wear?
Jeff Foxworthy is thought to wear size 10 in boots and shoes. He is well known for his 'You Might be a Redneck' comedy bit.
Jay leno's car collection value?
10 million?
I was watching a clip shot in his garage and there were three cars in the background that were worth over 10 million.
If I had to guess I would say over 50 million.
Who is the male comedian who did a whole sketch using puns in the private-eye style?
You may be thinking about Kip Addotta and his early music video, "Wet Dream." Look him up on YouTube.
