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Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

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What are some made up planet leader names?

There is Ming the Merciless of the planet Mongo, who is the main nemesis to Flash Gordon, who has alliances with Prince Barin leader of the forest kingdom of Arboria, Queen Fria who rules the ice kingdom, Queen Desirawho rules the jungle kingdom of Tropica and King Kala who rules the Shark Men down underneath the sea and Prince Vultan who rules the flying city of the Hawkmen not to be confused with Hawkman from D.C. comics who...

In one of the many Hawkman variations came from the planet Thanagar which was a highly advanced scientific world that did not suffer poverty or strife, at least "pre-crisis" universe and it was led by a single governmental Ruling Council but found a need for a new kind of leader after the invasion of an alien race known as the Manhawks. Paran Katar established the Hawk Police to defend against this new enemy and Katar Hol, Paran's son become one of the Hawk Polices first "Wingmen". At some point in Thanagars history there was the evil villain the Equalizer that caused a devastating plague on that planet and that was followed by the hostile take over of Hyathis who is the Queen of the planet Alstair of the Antares solar system. Hyathis is continually at war with three other planetary monarchs; Kanjar Ro who is the dictator of Dhor, there is Kromm the metal skinned ruler of the planet Mosteel and Sayyal the lizard king of the planet Llar. Hawkman and Haythis both are frequent visitors to the Justice League of America where Superman a.k.a. Kal-El is a member.

Kal-El is the son of Zor-El who was once an influential leader of the planet Krypton before its tragic and explosive demise. Kal-El was spared the tragedy by being rocketed to Earth where he was raised by an old Kansas farm couple who taught him truth, justice and the American way and so he became Superman who has saved the planet Earth from countless villains who lead countless villainous planets but some of the more recognizable villainous leaders of villainous planets are...

Vril Dox who freed the Coluans from the evil tyrants of Colu the planet that brought us Brainiac. In the "pre-crisis" universe, Vril was an android that rebelled against the computer tyrants. In "post-crisis" universe, Vril is the actual consciousness of Braniac or so I think...I get too confused with all that "pre-crisis" and "post-crisis" stuff but there is nothing confusing about Bizarro World where Bizarro rules that planet known as Htrae in "pre-crisis" days and just simply Bizarro World post crisis. There are many more planets in the D.C. Universe but there is little time and so many fictional planets with fictional leaders to list. And I would be remiss to mention D.C. and not Marvel with there vast array of fictional planets with fictional leaders.

The Marvel Universe has what I believe to be one of the coolest characters ever created in the Silver Surfer who came from the planet Zenn-La where he lived as Norrin Rad but sacrificed his own life to save his planet from the planet eater known as Galactus. As a cosmic surfer who was once the herald for the planet eater known as Galactus, the Silver Surfer has encountered many fictional leaders on many fictional planets such as; Nova (Frankie Raye) of the planet Skrullos home of the Skrulls and Captain Mar-Vell of the planet Kree but the kookiest fictional planet with the kookiest fictional leader in the Marvel Universe has got to be...Mojoruler of Mojo World and the Mojoverse which is inhabited by an alien species of spineless creatures who are immobile with out the advancement of technology. Mojo maintains his rule over the Mojoverse by airing his gladiatorial episodes on his Mojomedia to his addicted audience.

In more serious literary fare, at least serious in the science fiction world, there are the planets such as; Brontitallwhich is a planet populated by really smart birds who actually live in the right ear of the statue of Artur Dent built in honor of the man who inspired them to reject robot technology. At first the bird people were ground dwellers but that changed after the "shoe event horizon" when the poorly made shoes of the evil corporation Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation reached a critical mass and the economy collapsed and the bird people of Brontitall vowed never to walk the ground again. This was a planet created by Douglas Adams in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. There was then the planet Chton created by Piers Anthony in his first published novel of the same name where Aton Fiveinadvertently becomes that planets anti-hero leader.

There is the planet Helicon created by Isaac Asimov in his Foundation series that was the birthplace of the leader Hari Seldon who created psychohistory and is directly and indirectly the leader of such planets like Trantar. There is the planet Dune that is central to the Messianic rise of leader Paul Atreides and there is Johnnie Rico of Robert A. Heinlien's Starship Trooper who became a military leader in his own right and often visited the planet Sanctuary. But, enough of the serious stuff, let's ponder briefly the fictional worlds of Calvin and Hobbes.

As Spaceman Spiff and undeniable leader, certainly in the mind of an adolescent boy, there are the planets; Ahnooie, Bog, Gloob, Mok, Plootarg, Q-13 and X-13, Zark, Zarthron 9, Zog, Zok, Zokk and Zorg.

In the Alien films there were the planets Acheron also known as LV-426 and Fiorina 161 where for all intents and purposes it was Ripley who was the leader of those planets at those times. And in the film the Chronicles of Riddick there is the planet Hellion Prime which is invaded by the Necromongers led by Marshall. In Star Wars there are the planets Tatoonie which is the home world of Anikan Skywalker who would later become Darth Vadar and there is the planet, or moon known as Daghobah a swamp world where the Jedi leader Yoda is in hiding training young Jedi master Luke Sky Walker, brother to rebellion leader Princess Leia.In both the television series and the movies of Star Trek there are such planets as Vulcan where Spock would someday lead and there were the twin planets of Romulus and Remus and the ultra cool Klingons of the planet Klingon where the Klingon Gowron rules.

These are just a few of the many, many, many worlds of fictional planets with fictional leaders.

What is longest burp?

Well, the longest burp lasted about an hour.

How many African elephants equal 750 tons?

About 200, as they can vary in weight. The average elephant weighs about 5.5 tonnes so 750 tonnes of average weight African elephants is = 136 elephants + a two tonne elephant.

Reach for the moon and fall among the stars?

...and by the time you reach those stars you'll already be dead from old age...

Was fuzzy wuzzy really fuzzy?

Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he.

How do you unwrap a starburst?

To unwrap a Starburst candy, simply tear apart the wrapper at the top and bottom ends, then peel back the sides to reveal the candy inside.

What is a metaphor for gray sky?

The gray sky enveloped his mood like a shroud.

If there where aliens why would they care about us?

The same reason we would be interested in them, perhaps. Humanity is awfully lonely on this rock. We'd be pretty stoked to find another species.

Also, because, its just like them, wondering if there are really humans on the earth. So, they (if they actually DO exist) are most likely wondering the same thing.

If a dog rolled around on a carpet and gets staticky and a flea jumps on it will the flea get electrocuted?

Maybe... try it out if you can! I would like to see what happens.

It would probably not, although such an experiment would be interesting.

Electrostatic electricity has a big potential - thousands of volts - but small power when it gets discharged, that meaning the potential will subside momentarily to null volts, with the current caused very negligible. This current will cause little harm to the flea, since it consists of very resistive substances. The current might knock over the insect, but won't kill it.

There would be little effect on the flea because it is not in contact with a ground point at the same time it comes into contact with the dog, so there would be no discharge. This is the same reason birds can sit on overhead High Voltage train wires.

The charge could, however, pass through the flea enroute to another hair. The ground principle does not apply where the medium (flea) provides a lower resistance path than the initial one (air). But, again, the low current would probably not injure the flea.

*Electronic flea combs convert 3 volts to 4000 volts DC at only a few milliamps, and will at least stun most fleas that pass through the metal teeth.

What is the March zodica?

The March zodiac signs are Pisces (February 19 - March 20) and Aries (March 21 - April 19). Pisces is a water sign known for their artistic and compassionate nature, while Aries is a fire sign recognized for their ambitious and energetic personality traits.

Who was the first scientist on the moon?

Only one professional scientist has walked on the Moon; Harrison Schmitt was a geologist who was trained to be an astronaut. All the other lunarnauts were astronauts who had been trained in geology. There is a theory that Schmitt was "allowed" to go by Nasa in recompense for sending Alan Shepherd who, as a smoker, found some of the mission too tiring to complete and who spent some time playing golf.

When did the space race take place?

The space race took place primarily during the Cold War period between the United States and the Soviet Union, from the late 1950s to the early 1970s. This competition involved the two superpowers trying to outdo each other in space exploration and technology.

What would happen if a cow came falling down from space?

If a cow were to fall from space, it would likely burn up upon reentry into the Earth's atmosphere due to the intense heat generated by friction. Even if it were to somehow survive the fall, it would likely not survive the impact with the Earth's surface.

What was the loudest fart in history?

It is difficult to determine the loudest fart in history as there is no concrete record or measurement of such an event. Farting noises can vary depending on factors like the person’s body size, diet, and atmospheric conditions.

What was first object to reach the moon?

The first object to reach the moon was the Soviet spacecraft Luna 2, which impacted the moon on September 13, 1959. Luna 2 was part of the Luna program and its primary goal was to impact the moon and send data back to Earth.

How do you spank a Porcupine?

It is not recommended to spank or touch a porcupine, as they have quills that can easily pierce skin and cause injury. If you encounter a porcupine in the wild, it is best to admire it from a safe distance and avoid any contact to prevent harm to both yourself and the animal.

Would it be a good idea to genetically engineer giant turkeys and ride around on them?

No, They would become more intelligent then us and take over the world...PLANET OF THE TURKEYS...

WHO NEEDS TANKS AND WAR PLANES?! WE GOT TURKEYS!

What would happen to Thanksgiving?!

Besides, we already have genetically engineered giant turkeys. They're called ostriches. And just for the record, why would you WANT to genetically engineer turkeys?

What do you call a male hurricane?

A male hurricane is called a "typhoon" in the western Pacific or a "cyclone" in the Indian Ocean.

What does it mean if the soil is less than 7 in the PH scale?

If the soil has a pH of less than 7, it is considered acidic. This lower pH level can affect nutrient availability for plants and may require adjustments such as adding lime to bring the pH closer to neutral for optimal plant growth.

Where did the phrase She sold sea shells by the sea shore originate?

There was a 11 year old boy who stuttered a lot and he met a hot girl at a beach one day and when he described her, he used that phrase and didn't mess up but when the person repeated it he FAILED!!!

Which layer is made of crust and mantle matearial?

The lithosphere is the layer that is made up of crust and upper mantle material. It includes the Earth's solid outer shell, and is divided into several tectonic plates that float on the semi-fluid asthenosphere beneath.

What happened to the sea level during the Triassic Period?

In this time the world was still being created, in my opinion there were still lots of ice ages and floods from storms...basicly during this time the sea level was constantly going up and down and never stopping.

Can you donate your body to Sciencediet?

Yes you can donate your body to science. It will go to a university as a cadaver and get pulled apart by Med. students.

Please consider that if you donate your body to science you cannot also donate your organs - my preferred place, you could save a life.