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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an American born action movie star. He is also famous for playing the lead role in the TV show, "Walker Texas Ranger."
703 Questions
How were genetically modified salmon made?
A genetically modified salmon is made when you melt down faom shrimp and pour into a rubber mould. I do this often. PS LILY SMELLs
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
Where could one watch chuck wagon races?
You can watch chuck wagon races on various websites like YouTube and ChuckwagonRaces. Both websites offer over a million videos for all kinds of things, including chuck wagon races.
Chuck Norris is so tall that his pulse registers on the Richter Scale.
Does the Texas Ranger Cordell Walker have a child?
Texas Ranger Cordell Walker had a daughter born in the final episode of the TV show with his wife Alex Cahill-Walker. They had named her Angela Walker.
How does Chuck Norris draw blood?
When chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle and askes for a gun and a bucket
Chuck Norris is American. He was born in Ryan, Oklahoma in the United States.
Chuck Norris didn't lose to Bruce, he merely pretended to lose to him. That is called "acting". (Besides, Bruce Lee is dead. How could he be invincible once he's dead?)
What do wasps use as toilet paper?
Two words, Chuck Norris!
Congratulations on your being added to "Chuck's list", nimrod!
Do you have to go to church to worship God or can you worship Him in your own way?
I believe that you do not need to go to a church to have a relationship with God. Although, some religions will tell you that if you don't go to church you are doomed to go to hell. Which personally I think is false. We are all different and I think that people should be able to share a relationship with God in their own way.
God can be worshiped anywhere at anytime. Church offers a way of doing so with like-minded people, but it shouldn't be the only way and neither should it be coercive in any way.
When you say "in your own way", that way is usually associated with one's own whims and fancies. Hence it is difficult to pave a way to God through them. But you can do it if you are adventurous. God can be worshipped in church as well any place of worship where you feel comfortable and at peace and harmony with yourself.
How did Chuck Norris count to infinity twice?
Infinite... twice. Chuck Norris can also win a game of connect four in 3 turns. Chuck Norris does not wear a watch....because he decides what the time is.
Does Chuck Norris have a fan club address?
If you go to Chuck Norris' website, chucknorris.com, there is a link on the main page that says "email." Follow this and you will get to a page that lists an email for fans. That email is fan@chucknorris.com . Hope you found this helpful! Oh, and did you know-- Chuck Norris is so tough he can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
If you put a question mark at the end of it then it is a question
I tried to not put it at the end but it won't let me
What season is the episode on walker Texas ranger is the tornado on?
The name of the episode is Cyclone and it is in the 4th season.
Is Chuck Norris politically active?
Yes, Chuck Norris does get involved in politics. In the 2008 presidential election, he publically endorsed Republican candidate Mike Huckabee. He also wrote a political book called Black Belt Patriotism, in which he discusses what he feels is wrong with our nation and how to fix it.
What is actor Clint walkers address?
The best way to contact Clint Walker is to do so through his official website. His personal address should never be posted on a forum like this because stars have problems with weird stalkers.
His website posts how to contact him.
Is cortana in love with master chief?
Well, Cortana (being an AI) was basically bonded with Master Chief, almost literally. It is difficult to describe, but imagine being inside someone's head all day, every day, for almost a year, seeing exactly what they see, and being through everything they go through first hand. Also, the way "smart" AI's, as they are called, are created is by basically cloning someone's brain, then using that brain to create an artificial intelligence. The AI is basically a mirror image of that person, both emotionally, and physically (even though the physical verson may appear to be older or younger than the actual person they were created from). Dr. Halsey (the person who created the SPARTAN II program, including Master Chief) was actually attracted to Master Chief, however she was about 30 years older than him, so obviously she never persued this interest. However, Cortana, sharing the same emotions as the Docter, was much younger and higher spirited, and not to mention the time the two of them spent together. I wouldn't necessarily say they are in love though, as the two of them not even being the same species kind of interferes with that, however there is clearly a bond between the two.
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!
2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.
3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
4. Chuck Norris created his own mother
5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.
6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.
7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.
8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.
11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.
13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.
15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.
16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.
17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.
18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.
19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.
20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.
21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.
22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.
23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.
24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.
25. Chuck Norris can understand women.
26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.
27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.
28. Chuck Norris invented pain.
29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.
30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.
31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."
32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.
33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.
34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!
35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.
36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.
37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.
38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris
39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.
40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.
Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.
42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.
43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.
44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.
46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.
48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.
51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.
52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.
53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.
54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.
**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
