Jokes and Riddles

Ah, a riddle for parallel, what a lovely challenge! Imagine two train tracks running side by side, never meeting but always close. What am I?

the answer is an elecopter

The answer to the riddle "alive without breath" is fire.

Well, honey, if you mix a stick of dynamite with a lemon pie, all you'll get is a messy explosion and a ruined dessert. Dynamite is made for blowing things up, not baking pies. Stick to making lemon meringue the old-fashioned way and leave the explosives out of the kitchen.

Oh, dude, a riddle for memories? Like, okay, here's one: What gets sharper the more you use it, but also fades away with time? Your memory, man! It's like a double-edged sword, keeping you on your toes while also playing hide and seek with your brain cells.

Well, imagine Mrs. Claus sitting by the fireplace, comforting the elves during a thunderstorm. She would probably say something like, "Don't worry, my dear ones, storms are just nature's way of cleaning and refreshing the earth. Let's stay cozy and safe together until it passes." Mrs. Claus has a kind heart and knows just what to say to bring comfort and peace to those around her.

Too many cheetahs!

Well, honey, you're talking about the word "mailbox." Take away the first letter, you get "ailbox." Take away the second letter, you get "mbox." Take away all the letters, and you're still left with "box." So, the answer is "mailbox."

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Oh honey, that's an easy one! The answer is "tulips." You know, like the flowers that bloom in the spring? But seriously, if you have flowers growing on your face, you might want to see a dermatologist.

The letter "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in the names of any of the 50 states in the United States. It is also the only letter that does not appear in the periodic table of elements. In terms of common usage, the letter "Q" is not as prevalent as other letters in the English language, making it a unique outlier in various contexts.

The answer to the riddle "what happened when two fruit companies merged" is that they created a fruit salad. This riddle plays on the idea of combining different fruits from two companies, which results in a mixture or combination of fruits typically found in a fruit salad. It is a play on the word "merged" to suggest a blending or mixing of fruits from the two companies.

To write the alphabet backwards, you would start with the letter Z and then proceed in reverse order, ending with the letter A. The reverse alphabetical order would be Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A.

Oh, dude, when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub, it just got wet. Like, that's what happens when things fall into water, you know? It's not rocket science. So yeah, the rubber duckie just had a little swim, no big deal.

Oh, dude, you're asking about the hidden meaning of "HIJKLMNO"? That's just the letters of the alphabet, like, in order after "H." It's not some secret code or deep message, just the usual suspects lined up and ready to roll. So, don't worry, there's no conspiracy here, just good old ABCs playing around.

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Oh, dude, it's like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair. You know, like when you're just flailing around, not really paying attention, and things are slipping through your fingers left and right. That's the simile for carelessly right there.

Well, darling, I wouldn't recommend anyone brushing their teeth with gunpowder, not even gong glom gold. It's abrasive and could seriously damage those pearly whites. Stick to good ol' toothpaste for a sparkling smile, trust me, your dentist will thank you.

it was a best cellar !! hun hun!! ;)

Oh, dude, that's easy! It's the full moon. Like, it happens in the middle of each month, except in summer, and you know, it's all about those lunar vibes, man. So, yeah, full moons only come out to play at night, never during the day.

The label said to tear along the dotted line.

In Arthurian legend, it was believed that when Sir Lancelot was in love with a lady, his behavior would change noticeably. He would become more courteous, chivalrous, and attentive towards the lady in question. Additionally, his thoughts would be consumed by thoughts of her, and he would go to great lengths to please her and demonstrate his affection. Lancelot's love for Queen Guinevere is one of the most famous examples of this in Arthurian literature.

They feast on weak knights....LAME
Dragons are not hungry on weekends because they spend the entire week eating and play world of warcraft on Saturday and Sundays.

A math book.