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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is an American born action movie star. He is also famous for playing the lead role in the TV show, "Walker Texas Ranger."

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Can Chuck Norris whipe his but using his chin?

Probably; Bruce Lee got him into grip training, and like all 60+ martial artists who have trained for years he probably has a vice-like handshake by now. You have to admit Norris is pretty fit and in good condition for a 60+ year old; I hope I'm that lucky. I've heard, though I'm unsure, that in recent years he's even started a new family, he has young kids, as well as his older grown-adult son Aaron. [[User:67.148.120.72|67.148.120.72]]stardingdo747

Transfer your phone number to funny answering messages?

hey man whats up? so what happened cool today. Are yo serius. Hey wait my mom is calling me.ok im back, well please leave a answer after the beap yo bye hey man whats up? so what happened cool today. Are yo serius. Hey wait my mom is calling me.ok im back, well please leave a answer after the beap yo bye

Is Chuck Norris a brony?

No, Chuck Norris is presumably not a brony. He has never made any statements pertaining to his status as a brony.

Did Chuck Norris kill Osama bin Laden?

No. Maybe... Yeah.

Here's how it all happened:

Chuck Norris WAS in fact the special ops team...

Chuck Norris surrounded the three escape routes of Bin Laden's hideout (by himself), then spoke flawless Arabic to lure a guard out. When the guard came out, Chuck simply told him to retrieve the rest of the guards inside at once so he could save time. After killing the guards by crushing them with the full size fridge that Chuck Norris had in his rucksack, he simply looked through the window at Bin Laden who was cowering inside. Bin Laden suffered four simultaneous heart attacks before having the fatal brain aneurysm at the sight of Chuck Norris.

The End

What are the legal requirements for restraint?

This question puzzled me so I asked Chuck Norris. He didn't know what restraint was.

What titles did Chuck Norris hold?

At one time he was American top fight. And was ask by Bruce Lee to co-star in the movie Return of the Dragon. Where Bruce Lee killed him.

Can Chuck Norris take on two at a time in real life?

well yes he has taken on two armys at once, he was sleepwalking at the time.

Did chuck liddel win the fight against rich Franklin?

No Chuck The ICEMAN Liddel lost the fight against Rich Franklin Rich Franklin who gets to keep his career. CHUCK THE ICEMAN LIDDEL MUST COMEBACK

How do you Write the equal factors for 9 to the 3 power?

9^3 (9 to the power of 3) means to multiply 9 by itself 3 times. 9x9x9 We can split each factor into two factors of 3. 3x3x3x3x3x3 All these factors are equal. So would be 9x9x9. Now, if we want to write it as two equal factors, we simply split down the middle. (3x3x3)x(3x3x3) Which gives us: 27 x 27 So (9^3) can be re-written as (27 x 27).

Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris vs sylvester stallone?

Chuck Norris. He has been trained in Martial Arts and is also a U.S. Air Force Veteran. Sylvester Stallone is a porn star with a catchy name. Chuck Norris would win in fiction and in the real world.

What happens if the brain malfunction?

This is a very broad question. Brain malfunctioning could be anywhere from a simple spasm to a stroke or even death. Also, the brain actually malfuntioning (doing things it shouldn't, on the fritz, etc) could be from a disease or disorder. But to cut it simple, you could die if it malfunctioned on an intense enough level, you could have a seizure, or even just a simple twitch.

Who were Bruce Lees decipals?

Bruce Lee only authorised 3 people to teach his arts. Taky Kimura (Jun Fan Gung Fu), James Yimm Lee (Jeet Kune Do), and Dan Inosanto (Jeet Kune Do). The difference between these arts can be found on various sites.

Who does Chuck Norris fight in the final dual in the movie Way of the Dragon and what is the outcome?

He fights with Bruce Lee in the Colloseum in Rome. It is a fairly even fight, but Bruce Lee wins, killing Chuck.