Chuck Norris

I'll try to answer this in the most educated way I can. Chuck Norris is an allround champion of several martial arts, while the ninja is most likely specialized in Chinese/Japanese martial arts. To tell you the truth it just depends. If the Ninja had a weapon, like the long bamboo rod from Kindo, the Ninja could win.

I would most likely put my money on Chuck Norris, because of his outstanding performance in Martial Arts.

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what if chuck Norris is a ninja?

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It depends on who the two people are that are fighting between Chuck and the Ninja.

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no. he is super awesome

The concept of Chuck Norris being awesome is a well known fact across the earth he is awesome in lots of ways i believe that down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris and he delivered a kick which cause shatter bones into the croach of the lord so he is our lord and almighty king.

You haven't heard about all the many amazing things that Chuck Norris can do?

1.) The Roundhouse Kick

2.) Went easy on Bruce Lee (kindness)

3.) He counted to infinity twice

3.) Can throw Bret Farve farther than Bret Farve can throw a football.

4.) Went to Burger King, ordered a Bic Mac, and got it.

And many many more... (go to Google.com and type in Google chuck Norris and press I'm feelin' lucky and see what comes up, Hilarious XD)

chuck Norris is almight crossbreed of a zonkey and a liger!! im firin ma lazors!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody knows, since there isnt a bench that could hold that much weight

The answer to the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris" would be "A wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris."

Because he is so very awesome and people have based a religion around him saying that he is god. It is called "Chuckanity" If you don't like them he will drop a semi on you and rip your ear off with his holy hamburger.

He has two children: Trista, age 9, and Cade, age 8

I thought Jean's acting ability in the beginning was much better, but Chuck has come a long way and I think he has passed van Damme.

If you meant in fighting ability, Chuck has the better record.

Chuck Norris has had a lot of TV and film acting under his belt (no pun on belt ), so he is more comfortable in front of the camera. Jean-Claude lacks the TV experience, however, based on his younger age could probably out perform Chuck in karate.

As far as box office is concerned, Chuck Norris has a bigger audience and is appearing in the new movie Expendables 2.

Chuck Norris originally studied Tang Soo Do (which later became Taekwondo) and Chun Kuk Do, both of which are Korean systems of karate. He currently is considered a Taekwondo practitioner.

He studied in South Korea while stationed there with the Air Force. He currently holds an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Taikwondo. Mr. Norris was six-year (consecutive) World Karate Champion.

On July 1, 2000, Norris presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.

At the time of replying (November 8th 2016) - Chuck Norris is very much alive !

Chuck Norris' first film role was as the villain 'Colt' opposite Bruce Lee in 1972's 'Way of the Dragon' (sometimes called 'Return of the Dragon'). The Bruce vs Chuck battle at the end is one of cinema's great fights and Bruce's final dispatching of chuck still stands out today as brutally violent. Chuck's first starring role was in 1977's 'Breaker Breaker'.

Carlos "Chuck" Norris was trained by Tang Soo Do Masters Shin Jae Chul and Ki Whang Kim, while he was stationed in Korea during the war. He tested in front of Grandmaster Hwang Kee, the founder of Tang Soo Do, but did not pass his first test; he tested again and passed a few months later.

I've never seen him sport one in any role he's done.

People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people.

I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'

Its how many times chuck Norris had to roundhouse kick the universe to make it begin

Norris has five children by two marriages and an ilicit relationship:

By his first wife, Diane (Holecheck:) Mike (1963) and Eric (1967).

By an unnamed woman: Dina (1965).

By his second wife, Gina (O'Kelley): twins Dakota Allan and Danilee Kelly (2001).

yep she's his daughter

This is my one,

When I was about 9, I had a nightmare that i was on my couch upstairs with a sheet and pillow on me trying to get to sleep when suddenly I look at my music player and it had turned into the head of a girl in my class. I tried to run but she said "No! You come back here!", but I kept running. Suddenly the rest of her body came out the bottom of the music player and she put this really evil smile on her face. The lights went out and I couldn't see. I ran further but it was no use because another clone of her came out of nowhere and grabbed me, then I woke up.

In England, "the Third King-At-Arms" was a Norroy King of Arms, Norris, or North-King, whose territory was north of the River Trent.

I'll tell you later....

I mean sure chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, and swim on land and all but jet lee just has skills did u see him in return of the dragon? I thought so

Edit by jdyo135: I think you fail because Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick Jet Lee until Lee craps his heart out and it goes back inside him again. I thought so.

you know what i think i think that you are the biggest chuck around and you think that you are so funny but your not your a chuck

He began the study of Tang Soo Do in Korea when he was stationed there with the US Air Force.

He was to epic to be called Carlos Norris.