Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris never acted except when he got killed by Bruce Lee: that could never happen.

You are most probably going to die for your doubts.

Mr. Norris has made a farewell address, to be seen at the related link below:

chuck Norris is my good freind he is not in the KKK but yes he is a nazi but a good nazi the type of nazi the one that will not cut your for skin off but he might cut your nut sack in 2 and round house kick your mum that was to today in history with chuck Norris

Weaker men

no one, return of the dragon was a movie-chuck Norris killed Bruce lee after to prove it.

Actually, 5 people defeated Chuck Norris. I only know three, but am searching for the other 2.

He tried it for a bit, but then realised that politics was no way near as fun as killing.

chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard his foot went back in time and killed Amelia air-heart while flying over the pacific ocean

Mr. Norris was in the USAF in the late 1950's.

Chuck Norris, the American actor/martial artist has a wife, Gena O'Kelly, and five children.

He was previously married to Diane Holechek. The marriage lasted 31 years.

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.......you will never have enough

He did not go to school school went to him:O

This fight already happened, at first Chuck Norris played mind games with MR.T making him think hes winning then he round house kicked the black right out of him and now Mr.T is known as Mr. Rogers

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Chuck would win eventually. Mr T is good, but Chuck is sensitive to his soul and souls around him. He won't quit. Neither would Mr T. If they both died, they'd get back up again, but they wouldn't fight in the first place, they are both brothers.

chuck Norri's' dog is named Jesus like me he has a picture of Jesus tattooed on his face because im epicly awesome lol out loud i just do this for the lol of it lolatronium

According to the Chuck Norris facts, there wouldn't ever be a fight, just more of a slaughter. However, if it were the real Chuck Norris, he might win if he had a knife, or something.

OMG if Chuck Norris fought a black bear there would be a BEARSKIN RUG within 5 minutes! Once a grizzly bear tried to eat Chuck Norris - Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear ate himself because it was a less painful way to die!

yes, under high temperatures actually the rock gets molten and turns into a liquid called lava. when this erupts out of the volcano it cools as temperature on surface is very low compared to the inner earth parts. This solidified rock is what we today call IGNEOUS rocks.

Chuck Norris is so hard that the Iraqi army all ran away when we invaded because they watched Delta Force the night before.

Chuck Norris is so hard that apple pays HIM 99 cents every time he downloads a song.

Chuck Norris is so hard that once he did a round house kick that broke the laws of space and went back in time where it knocked out Amelia Earhart and sent her plane crashing into the Pacific. That good enough for you......? He's also so tough that he actually died 17 years ago; death's just to afraid to tell him.

You don't reach Chuck Norris; he reaches you...

Ok, enough Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris does not have a public email address, but you can write to him for an autograph at:

Chuck Norris

Box 872

Navasota, TX 77868

Secondary address:

Chuck Norris

Kritzer Levine Wilkins Entertainment Llc.

8840 Wilshire Blvd.

Suite 100

Beverly Hills, CA 90211

Chuck Norris obviously, but if Chuck Norris was in a good mood that day, he wouldn't kill mr rogers

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If you look at this scientifically, Mr Rogers might win. Chuck would weaken because he is really a nice person, and Mr Rogers is such a nice person, that he wouldn't want to hurt him, and then if Mr Rogers wanted, he could get him unsuspectingly.

No, but his given name at birth was "Carlos"...

Chuck Norris has a tenth degree black belt in Tang Soo Doo and an 9th degree black belt in taekwondo from the Kukkiwon (world Taekwondo headquarters in Seoul, South Korea) and a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu!

No, he served in Korea, but his brother Weiland lost his life in Vietnam in 1970.

ahaha, the best i have are:

the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word

ahah and...

is that a ladder up ur skirt or is that the gateway to heaven??

to get more, go on youtube and type in Shane dawson, he has a video with a couple of good ones

Yes, Bruce and Chuck have a fight in the movie. It takes place in the Roman Colosseum and Bruce wins the fight.

chuck Norris doesnt loose a fight he roundhouse kicks it and wins

Chuck Norris has never publicly stated that he hates gay people. But he has expressed public opposition to equality and gay rights. However, he's never explained his motivation.

No, but he grew up there. His 90-year old just finished her own autobiography about her life and her three boys (including Chuck), and she talks about their life in Oklahoma. Beware of counterfeits! Her official autobiography is titled, "Acts of Kindness: My Story" and is ONLY available through Chuck's official website.