Internet Slang

To tell if someone is lying you have to look at three things; the words they say, their body language and mannerisms, and micro expressions.

Generally, a liar won't use contractions (where they shorten words like don't and can't) and they will repeat the question in their answer, for example, have you ever stolen anything? a simple no would be a more trustworthy than, I have never stolen anything. A liar will always take a defensive stance whilst someone telling the truth will go on the offensive when you say you don't belive them.

A liar will attempt to place items between themselves and the person asking the questions, this can include turning away or crossing their arms in front of their chest.

If you want to learn about micro expressions then i suggest looking into Paul Ekman's books like Unmasking the face.

It is an abbreviation for Lol ok. So it means Laughing Out Loud Okay.

There is just under 9 gigabytes in 9000 megabytes

In order to be exactly 9 gigabytes it would have to be 9216 megabytes, here's a conversion table to explain:

1024 Bytes = 1 KiloByte

1024 KiloBytes = 1 MegaByte

1024 MegaBytes = 1 GigaByte

1024 GigaBytes = 1 TeraByte

KBS are the systems based on knowledge base. Knowledge base is the database maintained for knowledge management which provides the means of data collections,organization and retrieval of knowledge. The knowledge management manages thedomain where it creates and enables organization for adoption of insights andexperiences.There are two types of knowledge bases.a. Machine readable knowledge bases: The knowledge base helps the computer to process through. It makes the data in the computer readable code which makes theoperator to perform easier. Such information sare used by semantic web. Semantic web isa web that will make a description of the system that a system can understand. b. Human readable knowledge bases: They are designed to help people to retrieve knowledge. The information need to be processed by the reader. The reader can accessthe information and synthesize their own.KBS refers to a system of data and information used for decision making. The system isautomated to work on the knowledge based data and information required in a particular domain of management activity. The processing is done based on the past decisions takenunder suitable conditions. Decision making is based on the fact that the condition issimilar to the past situation hence the decision is also is similar.Examples of KBS are intelligent systems, robotics, neural networks etc

What is ping?

Ping is a simple command line network tool that you can use to verify your connectivity to a network.

How does ping help me?

Ping will allow you to quickly determine the status of your connectivity on the network. Ping another computer on your local network to determine if your network connection is functioning properly, then ping an Internet resource to determine if your connection to the outside world is functional.

Why should I ping?

Ping will help you determine if your network connection is completely failed, or if you are only isolated from specific networks. For example, if you are suddenly unable to browse web pages, you may have been disconnected from the Internet but still be connected to your local network. You can make this determination by pinging the appropriate local or remote addresses.

Which website should I ping?

You should ping popular web sites that are known to always be there. For example, Yahoo.com or Google.com. These sites have a high level of redundancy in their networks and are most likely to respond.

Should I ping a domain?

Pinging a domain, such as google.com, will test your DNS service. DNS will translate the domain name to an IP address. If your DNS server is unreachable, you will not be able to browse the Internet using standard URL's such as www.yahoo.com

Do I need to ping the same URL more then once?

If you are able to access network resources without any trouble, there is no need to ping, otherwise you might want to run multiple ping tests against the same resource until you can determine that it is available.

Examples:

* ping <computer name>

** this will ping another computer on your local network by name, which will test your lmhosts, WINS, etc.

* ping 192.168.1.1

** this will ping another computer using the IP address of the other machine.

* ping www.google.com

** this will ping a computer by dereferencing it's domain name, and will test your DNS.

* ping /?

** this will display the options for the command

1024 kb make 1 Mb

1024 MB make 1 Gb

'Imploding' is an equation typed into a cell in Excel. Eg: X'=C2+D2+E2'

X= The answer to the equation, in that cell you're typing the equation into.

C2, D2, D3= Cell 'C2' + Cell 'D2' + Cell E2'

Imploding equations always start with the equals sign (=)

Following, enter the cell you want solved, then just use simple math.

Imploding is often used to find a mass SUM of a long list of dollar amounts.

50 is the incorrect answer as stated above. 500,000 kb = 0.47684 gb

That's approximately 1/2 of a gigabyte.

For more byte conversions visit this website which automatically calculates bytes, KB, MB, GB, AND TB by simply entering in one value.

http://egret.net/kb__mb.htm

The acronym LMAO is 'Laughing My Ass Off', but sometimes people will substitute it with LMBO for 'Laughing My Butt Off', making it sound less offensive. It's abbreviation in a text message

Please ask Barbara Walters to let the other hosts speak she interrupted everyone today I hope she doesn't continue this for her last season.

Scratching My Head, Shaking My Head.Or that's what I thought it was when I lastly checked.

Lol = lots of love... I use this when I write something which might offend the reader of the email... when I write the lol behind it, it means it´s not that bad as you might think... but it hasn´t got anything to do with love :-))) It can also mean laugh out loud... I say it after I say something mean, but it's really a joke.

1 gigabyte equals 1000 megabytes, 1 megabyte equals 1000 kilobytes, and 1 kilobyte equals 1000 bytes.

To give you some idea of the storage potential, a byte is used to store a character of text. If a line is 50 characters then a 1000 bytes is 20 lines of text, if a page is 50 lines, then 2500 bytes is a page and so a megabyte is 400 pages of text or a long book. So you can store a library of 1000 long books without pictures on a GB storage unit.

Pictures require far more storage space. The amount needed depends on the size and resolution. You can put 1000 one MB picture on a 1 GB unit. Movies are frames of pictures and require vastly more storage and audio adds to the storage requirements.

Smiley face, especially if sent thru Outlook. I have a mac, and I just got the same message.

Media plays an extremely negative role on society of today. The media glamorizes and downplays important events that occur in our era.

Assuming you meant BCC not BBC - It stands for 'Blind Carbon Copy'. It's a method of sending the same email to more than one person - without each recipient knowing who else is getting it. Each person only sees their name on the email.

Ratchet means somebody who is rude, full of themselves or, trashy. Your clothes can look ratchet as in;

1. Holes and rips not meant by the designer

2. Very dirty or dingy

To act ratchet is to;

1. Being loud and obnoxious

2. Starting fights and generally rude

3. Believing you are better than everyone and everything

Look for some information around the image, and look some of it up on Google. You might be able to find some info about the picture. Usually, there isn't too much information about a picture. Also, Google has a search by picture feature on Google images, so you can search that picture and see where else it appears.

Net is short for network & com or comm is short for communication.

hey, whoever you r,

now listen to me carefully, otherwise your gone.

ok it was just a joke. ha,ha,ha.............

Fb stands for facebook in text messaging, ok.

ex : meet you on fb at 9 pm.

lets talk on fb tonight.

i have changed my profile pictures on fb.

it was my pleasur to help you.

bye.

It allows you to type in notes about the presentation slide you are working on. They can be printed out. You can have them with you as you are running the presentation. This can be a help to you to remind you of things that you want to say when giving your presentation. They will not appear on the screen when the presentation is running, so your audience will not see them, but you would not want them to. They are for your use to help you as you give your presentation.

EAN is the abbreviation for 'European Article Numbering'. This is used by most shops and selling agents within Europe so that each item has a unique EAN number and therefore all companies involved know exactly the item that is being bought and sold.

Wtf traditionally means "What the F**l{". But in Facebook, it usually means "Welcome to Facebook".

Joke about "WTF" on Facebook".

One day a boy posts "WTF!?" on his wall.

Next day, his dad reads it, and asks his son what it means. His son goes "Uh... It means Welcome to Facebook.".

So, a few weeks later, the dad's boss joins Facebook.

The dad writes "Wtf!" on his boss' wall.

Next day he gets fired. Poor Guy.

the internet started in 1957 DARPA was created in 1958. But this only started the research that led to create the Internet. The Network Control Protocol (NCP) was finalized and deployed in December 1970 by the Network Working Group (NWG), led by Steve Crocker. But it was not until RFC 768 "User Datagram Protocol", RFC 791 "Internet Protocol", RFC 792 "Internet Control Message Protocol, RFC 793 "Transmission Control Protocol" were ratified in 1980 and 1981 that the Internet took shape. Modern protocols like e-mail, ftp, telnet, http ... all depend on these underlying protocols. The ARPANET host protocol was switched from NCP to TCP/IP as of January 1, 1983. The underlying protocols that run the Internet have fundamentally changed since this date. Much later on Mar. 11, 1999 Al Gore claims to have invented the Internet: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." References: http://www.isoc.org/internet/history/brief.shtml