Internet Slang

Lol = lots of love... I use this when I write something which might offend the reader of the email... when I write the lol behind it, it means it´s not that bad as you might think... but it hasn´t got anything to do with love :-))) It can also mean laugh out loud... I say it after I say something mean, but it's really a joke.

1 gigabyte equals 1000 megabytes, 1 megabyte equals 1000 kilobytes, and 1 kilobyte equals 1000 bytes.

To give you some idea of the storage potential, a byte is used to store a character of text. If a line is 50 characters then a 1000 bytes is 20 lines of text, if a page is 50 lines, then 2500 bytes is a page and so a megabyte is 400 pages of text or a long book. So you can store a library of 1000 long books without pictures on a GB storage unit.

Pictures require far more storage space. The amount needed depends on the size and resolution. You can put 1000 one MB picture on a 1 GB unit. Movies are frames of pictures and require vastly more storage and audio adds to the storage requirements.

Smiley face, especially if sent thru Outlook. I have a mac, and I just got the same message.

Media plays an extremely negative role on society of today. The media glamorizes and downplays important events that occur in our era.

Assuming you meant BCC not BBC - It stands for 'Blind Carbon Copy'. It's a method of sending the same email to more than one person - without each recipient knowing who else is getting it. Each person only sees their name on the email.

Ratchet means somebody who is rude, full of themselves or, trashy. Your clothes can look ratchet as in;

1. Holes and rips not meant by the designer

2. Very dirty or dingy

To act ratchet is to;

1. Being loud and obnoxious

2. Starting fights and generally rude

3. Believing you are better than everyone and everything

Look for some information around the image, and look some of it up on Google. You might be able to find some info about the picture. Usually, there isn't too much information about a picture. Also, Google has a search by picture feature on Google images, so you can search that picture and see where else it appears.

Net is short for network & com or comm is short for communication.

hey, whoever you r,

now listen to me carefully, otherwise your gone.

ok it was just a joke. ha,ha,ha.............

Fb stands for facebook in text messaging, ok.

ex : meet you on fb at 9 pm.

lets talk on fb tonight.

i have changed my profile pictures on fb.

it was my pleasur to help you.

bye.

It allows you to type in notes about the presentation slide you are working on. They can be printed out. You can have them with you as you are running the presentation. This can be a help to you to remind you of things that you want to say when giving your presentation. They will not appear on the screen when the presentation is running, so your audience will not see them, but you would not want them to. They are for your use to help you as you give your presentation.

EAN is the abbreviation for 'European Article Numbering'. This is used by most shops and selling agents within Europe so that each item has a unique EAN number and therefore all companies involved know exactly the item that is being bought and sold.

Wtf traditionally means "What the F**l{". But in Facebook, it usually means "Welcome to Facebook".

Joke about "WTF" on Facebook".

One day a boy posts "WTF!?" on his wall.

Next day, his dad reads it, and asks his son what it means. His son goes "Uh... It means Welcome to Facebook.".

So, a few weeks later, the dad's boss joins Facebook.

The dad writes "Wtf!" on his boss' wall.

Next day he gets fired. Poor Guy.

the internet started in 1957 DARPA was created in 1958. But this only started the research that led to create the Internet. The Network Control Protocol (NCP) was finalized and deployed in December 1970 by the Network Working Group (NWG), led by Steve Crocker. But it was not until RFC 768 "User Datagram Protocol", RFC 791 "Internet Protocol", RFC 792 "Internet Control Message Protocol, RFC 793 "Transmission Control Protocol" were ratified in 1980 and 1981 that the Internet took shape. Modern protocols like e-mail, ftp, telnet, http ... all depend on these underlying protocols. The ARPANET host protocol was switched from NCP to TCP/IP as of January 1, 1983. The underlying protocols that run the Internet have fundamentally changed since this date. Much later on Mar. 11, 1999 Al Gore claims to have invented the Internet: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." References: http://www.isoc.org/internet/history/brief.shtml

Equals P is a smileyface. The equal sign is the eyes ,and the P is the mouth. The smiley face is sticking its tongue out. (=P)

Students and professors will be able to Telnet to the server but unable to FTP files to and from the server.

In mythological terms, a troll is a monster commonly portrayed as being green in color, wearing gray cloaks, and carrying a wooden club. They live in forests (often under bridges), and commonly guard certain objects.

On the internet, a troll is someone who likes to annoy people, simply to annoy them. They utilize cheap tactics to win, hoping to annoy someone/anyone.

Trolls abound around us in the real world, being persons that seem to enjoy causing enmity and/or strife- often utilizing with "straw man arguments" that have no bearing on the subject at hand, and blatantly ignoring any intelligent discussion thereof.

According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, lulz means the following:

lulz Noun --- lul-zz

Definition:

1.the act of entertaining oneself with the misfortune of others; an agreeable occupation for the mind

2.something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, esp. a performance of some kind

Usage:

I did it for the lulz

Synonyms:

Entertainment

Source:

A corruption of LOL, which stands for Laugh Out Loud

Optical mouse: Most desktop computer users today have some type of optical mouse, which uses devices that emit and sense light to detect the mouse's movement.

Lyl has different meanings, but one used most commonly is Love You Lots or Lots of Love

Rhythimic gymnastics is one of the main catogories in sport. the catogeries are- artistics(bar, beam, floor, vault) tramoploining tumbling acrobatics rhthimic. Rhythmic consists of equitment such as- the rope;ribbion;hoop;clubs;ball and the floor Rhythimic has to do with flexibilty, it takes alot of hard work. There really is no answer to an example of rythimic as it is a sport and there is nothing more to it.

"ty" = Thank you!

"yw" = Your welcome.

People generally find it more polite and courteous if you use the "real" terms instead of the "textspeak" terms. At least I do.

FTW is an acronym that stands for "For the Win." It used to mean, "F*ck the world," but that meaning is becoming less and less popular.

It also has links to Motorcycle enthusiasts as meaning "Forever Two Wheels"

GTG, LOL are some the slang terms. LOL means Laughing Out Loud and GTG is Got To Go.