Internet Slang

The answer in this question has foul language which cannot be used in my answer so I'm going to make a rule that is *= s it means that the star (*) is equal (=) to s in this situation so lmao means laughing my a** off. Sorry but for the record no foul language was used in this answer

The term SPOOL was used simply because of it's function. Later on, the acronym was added to it. Thus, SPOOL is a backronym - as the acronym was added to merely fit the already-used term.

Probably not. The MSXML Parser is a Microsoft product which can be used by several different applications. Even Internet Explorer uses it for some purposes. It is a small and innocuous application, so uninstalling it won't really get you anything anyhow.

In computing, PUSH and POP refer to the principal operations with a stack data structure, where pushadds a new item on the top of the stack and pop removes an item from the top of the stack.

It's 1024 to be precise because computers use binary instead of decimal.

So..

1024 bytes = 1kb

1024 kb = 1 mb

1024 mb = 1 gb

and so on...

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A GB "Gigabyte" is approximately 1000 Megabytes. 1 Megabyte is approximately 1000 KB. 1 KB "Kilabytes is Approximately 1000 Bites. With this in mind, a GB would be around 1000000 KB

You need to make sure that an FTP server is running on a server, which is hosting your site. You can create an FTP account (username/password) and allow access to whatever directory structure you want to... once this is done - you should be able to access the site via FTP. Cheers, Ash

Here is a list of Bits and Bytes

· 1 Bit = Binary Digit (ex 1001110)

· 8 Bits = 1 Byte

· 1024 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte

· 1024 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte

· 1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte

· 1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte

· 1024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte

· 1024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte -

· 1024 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte

· 1024 Zettabytes = 1 Yottabyte

· 1024 Yottabytes = 1 Brontobyte

· 1024 Brontobytes = 1 Geopbyte

Lolz is a made up word based on the Acronym LOL which means "Laugh out loud" so Lolz means the same thing, but is gramatically incorrect due to the fact that in an acronym ever letter represents a word, This kind of Intentional mistake is often reffered to as "netspeak" or "NOOBspeak"

Tim Berners-Lee, who invented the software program known as the World Wide Web in 1989, is a scientist in the true sense of the word - idealistic, interested in the pure pursuit of knowledge, and uncomfortable in the media spotlight. Yet his invention, which provides an easy way to access the Internet, has made a huge impact on modern business and communications. Some experts claim that the World Wide Web has revolutionized the ability of computer users around the world to connect to each other. Source: Answers.com

not that i know of but you can get rid of them by going to safety on your task bar and by deleting your search history you get rid of all the cookies. i recomend once a week you should do this

The multimedia part of the internet is called the internet.

The internet is a multimedia platform, encompassing a broad spectrum of multimedia technologies.

If by multimedia you mean video, then YouTube is currently the leading website in that space.

To tell if someone is lying you have to look at three things; the words they say, their body language and mannerisms, and micro expressions.

Generally, a liar won't use contractions (where they shorten words like don't and can't) and they will repeat the question in their answer, for example, have you ever stolen anything? a simple no would be a more trustworthy than, I have never stolen anything. A liar will always take a defensive stance whilst someone telling the truth will go on the offensive when you say you don't belive them.

A liar will attempt to place items between themselves and the person asking the questions, this can include turning away or crossing their arms in front of their chest.

If you want to learn about micro expressions then i suggest looking into Paul Ekman's books like Unmasking the face.

It is an abbreviation for Lol ok. So it means Laughing Out Loud Okay.

There is just under 9 gigabytes in 9000 megabytes

In order to be exactly 9 gigabytes it would have to be 9216 megabytes, here's a conversion table to explain:

1024 Bytes = 1 KiloByte

1024 KiloBytes = 1 MegaByte

1024 MegaBytes = 1 GigaByte

1024 GigaBytes = 1 TeraByte

KBS are the systems based on knowledge base. Knowledge base is the database maintained for knowledge management which provides the means of data collections,organization and retrieval of knowledge. The knowledge management manages thedomain where it creates and enables organization for adoption of insights andexperiences.There are two types of knowledge bases.a. Machine readable knowledge bases: The knowledge base helps the computer to process through. It makes the data in the computer readable code which makes theoperator to perform easier. Such information sare used by semantic web. Semantic web isa web that will make a description of the system that a system can understand. b. Human readable knowledge bases: They are designed to help people to retrieve knowledge. The information need to be processed by the reader. The reader can accessthe information and synthesize their own.KBS refers to a system of data and information used for decision making. The system isautomated to work on the knowledge based data and information required in a particular domain of management activity. The processing is done based on the past decisions takenunder suitable conditions. Decision making is based on the fact that the condition issimilar to the past situation hence the decision is also is similar.Examples of KBS are intelligent systems, robotics, neural networks etc

What is ping?

Ping is a simple command line network tool that you can use to verify your connectivity to a network.

How does ping help me?

Ping will allow you to quickly determine the status of your connectivity on the network. Ping another computer on your local network to determine if your network connection is functioning properly, then ping an Internet resource to determine if your connection to the outside world is functional.

Why should I ping?

Ping will help you determine if your network connection is completely failed, or if you are only isolated from specific networks. For example, if you are suddenly unable to browse web pages, you may have been disconnected from the Internet but still be connected to your local network. You can make this determination by pinging the appropriate local or remote addresses.

Which website should I ping?

You should ping popular web sites that are known to always be there. For example, Yahoo.com or Google.com. These sites have a high level of redundancy in their networks and are most likely to respond.

Should I ping a domain?

Pinging a domain, such as google.com, will test your DNS service. DNS will translate the domain name to an IP address. If your DNS server is unreachable, you will not be able to browse the Internet using standard URL's such as www.yahoo.com

Do I need to ping the same URL more then once?

If you are able to access network resources without any trouble, there is no need to ping, otherwise you might want to run multiple ping tests against the same resource until you can determine that it is available.

Examples:

* ping <computer name>

** this will ping another computer on your local network by name, which will test your lmhosts, WINS, etc.

* ping 192.168.1.1

** this will ping another computer using the IP address of the other machine.

* ping www.google.com

** this will ping a computer by dereferencing it's domain name, and will test your DNS.

* ping /?

** this will display the options for the command

1024 kb make 1 Mb

1024 MB make 1 Gb

'Imploding' is an equation typed into a cell in Excel. Eg: X'=C2+D2+E2'

X= The answer to the equation, in that cell you're typing the equation into.

C2, D2, D3= Cell 'C2' + Cell 'D2' + Cell E2'

Imploding equations always start with the equals sign (=)

Following, enter the cell you want solved, then just use simple math.

Imploding is often used to find a mass SUM of a long list of dollar amounts.

50 is the incorrect answer as stated above. 500,000 kb = 0.47684 gb

That's approximately 1/2 of a gigabyte.

For more byte conversions visit this website which automatically calculates bytes, KB, MB, GB, AND TB by simply entering in one value.

http://egret.net/kb__mb.htm

The acronym LMAO is 'Laughing My Ass Off', but sometimes people will substitute it with LMBO for 'Laughing My Butt Off', making it sound less offensive. It's abbreviation in a text message

Please ask Barbara Walters to let the other hosts speak she interrupted everyone today I hope she doesn't continue this for her last season.

Scratching My Head, Shaking My Head.Or that's what I thought it was when I lastly checked.

Lol = lots of love... I use this when I write something which might offend the reader of the email... when I write the lol behind it, it means it´s not that bad as you might think... but it hasn´t got anything to do with love :-))) It can also mean laugh out loud... I say it after I say something mean, but it's really a joke.

1 gigabyte equals 1000 megabytes, 1 megabyte equals 1000 kilobytes, and 1 kilobyte equals 1000 bytes.

To give you some idea of the storage potential, a byte is used to store a character of text. If a line is 50 characters then a 1000 bytes is 20 lines of text, if a page is 50 lines, then 2500 bytes is a page and so a megabyte is 400 pages of text or a long book. So you can store a library of 1000 long books without pictures on a GB storage unit.

Pictures require far more storage space. The amount needed depends on the size and resolution. You can put 1000 one MB picture on a 1 GB unit. Movies are frames of pictures and require vastly more storage and audio adds to the storage requirements.