Jokes and Riddles

The daffodil because my mum used to be a dentist and she hates them.

I didnt Planet this way

escape peas

Oh, dude, the mother kangaroo was probably unhappy when it rains because she didn't want her little joey to get all soggy and mess up her pouch with muddy paws. Like, can you imagine having a wet baby jumping around in your pocket all day? Not a fun time for Mama Roo, I bet.

The answer to the riddle is Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Well, friend, eating Christmas decorations is not good for your health. Those decorations are meant to bring joy and beauty to your home, not to be eaten. If you accidentally ingest some, it's important to seek medical help right away to ensure your well-being. Remember, there are many other delicious and safe treats to enjoy during the holiday season.

Oh, dude, you're hitting me with a math riddle? Okay, so if we're not using a 5 pence piece, then we can go with a 50 pence coin and a 5 pence coin. Boom, 55 pence, no 5 pence piece involved. Math can be fun when you're not stressing about it!

The concept of sea animals dreaming is not well understood in scientific terms, as dreaming is typically associated with complex brain activity during REM sleep, which is not well-documented in sea creatures. While some marine mammals like dolphins and whales exhibit behaviors similar to sleep, it is unclear if they experience dreams. Therefore, there is no specific term for a sea animal's dream in scientific literature.

Oh, dude, the taiga? That's like the forest biome of all forest biomes. It's so cold there, even the trees are wearing jackets. If you tell a joke in the taiga and no one laughs, it's probably because they're all frozen solid.

"Is the bar tender here?"

If the person says," if the is a pen and this is a pen, is this a pen?" and you ask for a clue and the person says ," The Key is LISTEN"if your previous answer was a no then this time it is a yes because every time the person says the key is listen , the key is listen and it changes every time a no into yes, a yes into no

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Message me for the answer.

There are several types of medications that can be used to induce sedation or unconsciousness, including benzodiazepines like midazolam or diazepam, barbiturates like thiopental, and opioids like fentanyl or propofol. These drugs work by depressing the central nervous system, leading to relaxation, sedation, and ultimately unconsciousness. It is important to note that using these medications for the purpose of incapacitating someone without their consent is illegal and unethical.

This is a riddle.

The answer is, "Forgive and forget".

(#4 "gives" and #4 "gets")

Well, isn't that just a lovely question! You know, changing a light bulb is a simple task that anyone can do with a little bit of effort. And as for camels, they are such fascinating creatures with their strong backs and gentle nature. So, to answer your question, it would only take one camel to change a light bulb if it had the right tools and guidance. Just imagine the beautiful desert landscape around them as they work together to bring light into the darkness.

She was practicing for a moonshot! This is the answer to a popular riddle.

Well, darling, the letter 'Q' is your answer. It's not just a letter in the alphabet, it's also a line of people waiting for their turn. So next time you're stuck in a queue, just remember, you're basically in line with the alphabet.

In the game Riddle School 3, to shoot the glasses, you need to acquire the dart gun from the janitor's closet by solving the puzzle with the colored wires. Once you have the dart gun, click on the gun in your inventory and then click on the glasses to shoot them. This action will break the glasses, allowing you to progress in the game.

A: An English Ax Cent

Oh, isn't that a fun mystery to solve! Just take your time exploring each room and interacting with different objects. You'll find the money hidden somewhere, just keep a positive attitude and enjoy the adventure of searching for it. Happy little treasure hunting!

I am tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. I provide shade and shelter, and my leaves change colors in the fall. What am I?

Today = Tuesday Tomorrow = Wednesday The day after tomorrow = Thursday One day before the day after tomorrow = Wednesday

you make her REALLY mad and ask "What are you going to do, give me a wedgie?"

s=5 n=17 o=0 z=2

The word "least" with a slash through the "e" is typically used in word puzzles to represent the word "last." When the slash is placed through a letter in a word, it indicates that the letter should be removed or ignored, resulting in a new word. In this case, removing the "e" from "least" leaves you with "last."