Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
The man is a baseball player. He hits a home run then runs all the bases. When he returns to home plate the two masked men are the umpire and the catcher.
The mute mutt cut the cute plot.
Since bongs are designed by and for idiots and other losers, the ash catcher is useful to those who want to smoke crack cocaine or freebase through it, since these drugs seem to work best when smoked through fresh tobacco ashes.
Pranks are for people to be laughed with NOT laughed at. Aiming toembarrass someone is a form of bullying
the key is to get the lid on real tight and real quick.
Since new texts are typed and sent daily, the answer is infinity.
a cheetah because he would cheat
Very similar to: Make sure your words are short and sweet, because you never know when you are going to have to eat them!! Your name must taste good because it's always in someones mouth means; you are talked about a lot. Hopefully they are all saying nice things....
well you see the bear has a tape worm, when the bear kills the lionhe eats the lion but the tape worm actually eats all of it. thenthe bear kills the tiger but when he try's to eat it the tape wormeats the food. by this time the bear is hungry and starving so hedies. the tapeworm then crawls out of...
The process is quite easy. All you must do is eat a rainbow. Now getting to the rainbow is another story.
I believe that would be Steamboat Willie.
... well that's stupid whos chiken would lay half an egg! i think the answer is 15 One and a half farmers owning one and a half chickens - is the same as one farmer to one chicken. We can forget about farmers and just focus on chickens. One and a half eggs in one and a half days is the same as two...
In the first scene : "When the battle's lost and won."
It depends on whether you like the benefits of Time Warner Cable(now Spectrum) or Verizon. It is your opinion to choose what youthink is the better deal. You may have to research the facts, onwhatever they offer.
one juggler with three light bulbs
I dont think any one invented it I think just all dirty minded people use it as a joke which everyone seems to understand and use.
Yes. At the end of Nevermore, Fang (finally!) tells Max he loves her, and Max has been in love with Fang ever since the first book, and probably before.
most original either put both hands in cup of warm water or shavingcream in the hand then tickel their nose with a feather. dontforget to saran wrap them to their bed before you warm water theirhands!
I am a big fan of Sonic, no, bigger than your imagination! So, in my opinion, Sonic would win! But Predator would not just be beaten to hell that easily. o wow kid sonic really???REALLY???? sonic is a blue hedgehog that taps a flying squirrel every nite lol. predator would blast his blue balls off...
Yes, a polar bear could quite easily overpower a condor.
OMG! We're all still here! That's because the Mayabelieved we would only start a new baktun ...a new age (not the endof the world). The only one who knows when life will end is "thegreat modeler-maker, spirit of the Earth and sky!"
i really dont see the connection unless of coz u slept with him or sumthin! Did u?
When you're feeling all alone, The world's a drone, And nobody's shown any love to you. I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy. When your heart is cold as stone, Just change your tone, Get rid of that groan and the world will too. Probably gonna go with creepy. 'Cause swordfishes ...
If I was born with bird wings, I would get them coated in a really light metal, probably titanium, and then I would fly around the world, stopping at my favorite destinations. Then when I got home, I would rent myself out as transportation for people who don't want to drive or walk. I would make a...
A penguin with a sunburn.
A tot, he ate everything in sight.
The strangers. Not only because there are three strangers, butMichael myers doesn't use his brain. The strangers use it a little bit.
20 Chinese acrobats, or one man with a ladder.
Well, although I thought of many names right away, here are a few simple words--I know there are many more. To keep the list healthy, there is LUTEIN. For those that want to learn some cool moves, you might get a NOTION to get a MOTION POTION. Some folks just want to live UPTOWN, others have higher...
It will be aired on the 17th March at 8:30, I'm not sure as to what channel - I'm a real fan of Ice Road Truckers and i am really looking forward to viewing the new season. I have heard that one of the crew members dies, and one becomes pregnant - But I don't want to spoil it for you. Have Fun Mate ...
Nothing is more than infinity, nothing is longer than infinity. Itis infinite, definitely. Nothing is more than infinity. Infinity will just go on forever!
fabulous n. 1 extremely pleasing; "a fabulous vacation" 2 based on or told of in traditional stories; lacking factual basis or historical validity; "mythical centaurs"; "the fabulous unicorn" 3 barely credible; "the fabulous endurance of a marathon runner" The word fabulous can be used...
Asia is the biggest so lots of countries are there
use youtube sign up all you need a a camera and internet
the old verison for super chick sisters is gopam the new one is pamvsmccruelty caps does not matter!i hope this helped :)!
1. talk to the boys she likes 2. tell embarissing stories to her friends and stuff (baby pictures lol!) ex:...used to pee her bed idk... 3. or just talk to her and work everything out...its great having an older sibling, you can learn alot from them and they give good older/twin sister...
damian is da sexiest guy eva other than martin
The BB1200 guitars were made in Australia 2005, less than 90 were ever made.
Not many, she gave up the trade to sew shirts for shipwrecked sailors.
it's not the best but here goes: . look inside inside you'll find,. something something that's divine.. in some-thing that is a square,. careful not to catch your hair.. it may be wood or something else,. figure this out, it'll be worth it!. hint: open, close~ just a little tip to give! :) . have...
No, to floss your teeth you require at least one hand in the mouth region, to execute the flossing precedure, and a jump roping maneuver requires at least two, one on either end of the rope, thus, these two actions are contradictory. P.S. Lava is damn hot.
Ledger hands down. Unless it was a full moon, then Nicholson. If it happened during a solar eclipse, then it would be a tie unless it was a Wednesday during the months of April, June, November and February -- in which case Nicholson has the edge. If however it is a leap year, then its Ledger all day...
If you a referred to as a banana, it often means you are silly.
Ghandi would priase Allah and go boom but sub zero would freeze him, then ghandi would priases Allah again
The black bear. A black bear has 600 pounds of muscles, stronger/sharper claws and teeth, and a bad aggression. A black bear can even kill an adult tiger.
The answer is: a garbage truck! The joke is 'What has wheels and flies'.
An elephant would most likely win because of its superior size and it can also trample the bear to death. An elephant, especially a cow elephant with a young to protect, could even kill a huge pack of lions.
The crack of the whip is the air molecules trying to push through each other and around each other after the tip of the whip breaks the speed of sound.
what does the interaction of plates produce
The story begins in 1816 with Eliphalet Remington II, Remington has a history page on their site.
In 1861 a man finally decided to put his predictions into writingand it was actually correct. Francis Beaufort and his studentRobert FitzRoy worked on a new science in meteorology.
No, it is not an oxymoron. Strangers are not classified as peoplewho are "seen", so being unseen does not contradict the overallmeaning.
The United States alone has a much more powerful military then the Russians, not to mention in said war, NATO would fight along side them. That means that two of the other most powerful countries, The United Kingdom ans France, would aid america. The combined power of the American Navy Seals and the...
Tasty, first and foremost. Also, light and fluffy, but moist enough that it's not too crumbly.
Then all hips must be hoodles, and all pips must be poodles.
You think of them, here is one: You are a school bus driver at the first stop 10 students get on and 4 get off. at the second stop six students get on and 2 get off. at the 3rd stop everyone gets off the question is : what are the bus driver's eye color?
Spazzing can mean totally freaking out, being really hyper, or both. The term comes from the word "spastic" meaning in a jerky or uncoordinated manner.
whoever has the highest power level
The number of coffee beans in a jar would depend on the size of thejar and how firmly packed the beans in the jar are.
you will be perfectly fine. as long as you run with the blade pointing away from you.
Any violation of the Terms of Use on WikiAnswers can lead to ablock. The length of that block will depend on how extreme theviolation is, how many times they have broken the rules, and howthe individual responded to the warnings, if any. Cyberbullying andfoul language are pretty fast ways to earn a...
click Tab + Spacebar and repeat it 15 times.
I dont have answer for that, but we should all learn to take a load off and relax If we cant do that then we can live life to its full extent oh and one more thing ARSENAL RULES!!(soccer team in the BPL)