Comedians

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine

Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

I've churned butter once or twice

Living in an Amish paradise

It's hard work and sacrifice

Living in an Amish paradise

We sell quilts at discount price

Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar

Not a single luxury

Like Robinson Caruso

It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

We're just plain and simple guys

Living in an Amish paradise

There's no time for sin and vice

Living in an Amish paradise

We don't fight, we all play nice

Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like

On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

So don't be vain and don't be whiny

Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives

Living in an Amish paradise

We're all crazy Mennonites

Living in an Amish paradise

There's no cops or traffic lights

Living in an Amish paradise

But you'd probably think it bites

Living in an Amish paradise

Russell Howard's girlfriend is Cerys Morgan Welsh. As of early 2014 they live in Leamington Spa, which is in England.

no he is an only child

Bill Cosby is a comedian, actor, author, television producer, teacher, musician, activist, and veteran.

he went to the state of new jersey edison middle school

No. But you can find some videos on www.youtube.com . Hope I helped!

:D

yes he can. he used to play for robots in disguise a lot.

Nipsey Russell never married, and to the best of my knowledge never sired any children.

Lewis Black, a stand-up comedian, has never been married. He is active in television, film, and theater. He was born in Silver Springs, Maryland on August 30, 1948.

Personally i like Roadrunner the best and then Big Live at the O2. Its hard to choose because he is just so funny :D

He went to Yale

I've met Kathleen at some different shows over the years and was lucky enough to get a chance to talk with her for about 20 minutes, and she confirmed that when she was in her late 20s and Lewis in his early 40s they dated for a while and remain good friends. She also once dated Ron White.

He married a model nick-named Steak on September 7th, 2012.

George Lopez was stopped because of Luis Armand Garcia as role of Max Lopez has been passed away

Boris is a Level 2 Hacker in Russia.

At the end he gets frozen.

Don Rickles

55 million plus a slice of DVD money

No. He got shot 3 times by some people who didn't agree with him on the stuff he said in his songs. He's dead. R.I.P XT

Prior to November 2003, Robin Williams and Walter Cronkite were in an introductary video in Animation Tour (the Magic of Disney Animation) in Disney's Hollywood Studios (then Disney-MGM Studios), Walt Disney World.

6 blood and 9 step

OBGYN

no

Jim carrey?

no