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Humor & Amusement
Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
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Its what living things do. They take in things from the environment and process them by taking stuff out and discarding the rest.
Pet rocks are very hard to find. First you have to go and look for a smooth, intelligent-looking rock, then you have to go through a strict naming process. Rocky is not funny or smart, and if you name your rock Rocky, you are just telling it to run away. Yes, they do run away. So only if you want a pet that has to have extreme care, should you find a pet rock.
There are also the Pet Rocks that were sold in the 1970's. They were ordinary rocks with jiggly eyes. The pet was sold in a brown paste board animal carrier with ventilation holes in the side. The rock itself was nestled into a bed of straw. They can still occasionally be found on eBay or in retro toy stores.
Have you ever seen a house fly?
No, but I have seen a kitchen sink, a horse fly and my dad turn into a McDonalds.
What did the chicken do once he crossed the road?
The chicken went to commit suicide because he hated people stealing it's eggs.
If the early bird gets the worm what does the late worm get?
I think you meant, "What does the late bird get?"
The late bird gets to go hungry. LUCK
How many flowers are in the poem April showers bring May flowers?
April Showers
April showers bring May flowers,
That is what they say.
But if all the showers turned to flowers,
We'd have quite a colourful day! There'd be bluebells and cockleshells,
Tulips red and green,
Daffodils and Chinese squill,
The brightest you've ever seen. You'd see tiger lilies and water lilies,
Carnations pink and blue,
Forget-me-not and small sundrop
Glistening with the dew. We'd have fireweed and milkweed
And many more different flowers.
Mexican star and shooting star,
Falling in the showers. And if all the showers turned to flowers
On that rainy April day,
Would all the flowers turn to showers
In the sunny month of May? by Karen Chappell
The genus Sus first took to the air around 3,500 BCE adopting complete air superiority due to their size and relative agility over other airborne creatures. Their ability to land on any terrain and voracious appetites decimated many an arable farmers crop.
Little was said about the additional airborne assault as their digested food was expelled at 5,000 ft.
There dominance of the skies continued until the Babylonians developed the first known ground to air missile. This was the demise of the aeronautical pigs, and they learnt fairly quickly that foraging on the ground was a lot safer than avoiding AA (or more historically known as AP).
If you look at a pig today, you will see that it has relatively large ears. This is a remnant of the early days when the ears were much larger and could generate enough lift.
Today, it is unlikely to see a flying pig as they prefer the comfort of a Boeing.
Bravo, Foxhounds! Excellent imagination!
Can birds explode from energy drink?
yes it can there are some energy drinks that can explode seagulls and are some videos of people putting an energy drink on bread and feeding it to them
Is there a 2008 day by day far side calendar?
I wrote Andrews McMeel, who publish Gary Larson's work and got this kind reply from Lyn Coleman, Calendar Division Coordinator. Thank you for your email regarding our Far Side calendars. We always appreciate feedback from readers! As you may know, Mr. Larson stopped creating cartoons for newspapers in 1994, although he did continue to allow them to be used in his fantastically funny calendars. Sadly, Mr. Larson has decided to no longer license calendars featuring The Far Side cartoons, thus his 2008 calendars will be his last.
Is it illegal to hunt a red panda?
Yes, hunting pandas is illegal. They are an endangered species.
Correction. Its illegal to hunt them where they live.
So if you happen upon a panda in Antartica.....shoot that monochrome mammal.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A flying squirrel can jump very far, a squirrel cant jump that far. It has flaps of skin that act almost like the wings of a glider allowing it to gain further distance with its jumps.
What has a face two arms but no body?
A clock or a watch.
They both have faces and hands, but no legs.
What is on top of a giraffe's head?
The things on the top of the giraffes head is called Ossicones. (Also called horn)
Another thing about the ossicones is that some believe the horns are cooling towers and release heat. Others that it's just a way to protect their heads.
Source(s): www. rollinghillswildlife.com/
Goslings are hatched in the spring and immediately take to water where they are safer.
Their parents moult, taking three to four weeks to lose old feathers and grow new ones. After moulting, the parents can teach the goslings to fly, estimating that the baby animals are perhaps 60 days old or older when they fly successfully.
The entire phrase is "purple monkey dishwasher" and means a distorted meaning or fact altered by the imperfect communication of the spoken word. (Related to the kids' game of "Chinese whispers" also known as "Telephone"- see related link) Example : "Bob said he had car trouble and the mechanic said he needed a new purple monkey dishwasher." (which is far from the original words of the mechanic)
