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Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

What is the place called where a pig lives?

A straw house, stick house, and a brick house. Then the wolf comes along and blows down the straw house, forcing the pig to move into a stick house until that one is blown down. Then he lives in the brick house. The wolf who was blowing down the other houses gets very frustrated with himself and dresses up as Santa Clause trying to get in. The pig is very smart, however, and then puts Fireworks in the fireplace and then Santa Clause goes flying and then end ups on the moon. This is the reason why there is a Man on the Moon and Santa Clause is no longer real.

Who said today is a gift that's why they call it the present?

In Kung Fu Panda, Master Oogway, the turtle kungfu master, said that. :D

What is a vegetable plus an edible kernel make a seed that ripens underground that is usually roasted before being eaten?

A vegetable plus an edible kernel that ripens underground and is typically roasted before consumption is the peanut. The peanut plant, Arachis hypogaea, produces yellow flowers that mature into pods containing the seeds. These seeds, often called peanuts, develop underground. They are rich in protein and healthy fats, making them a popular snack when roasted. Peanuts are not true nuts but legumes, belonging to the same family as beans and lentils. They are widely used in various culinary dishes, peanut butter, and as a crunchy snack.

What does BOB on Kroger's stickers mean?

Bottom

Of

Buggy

It is used to make sure that the items put under the buggy are scanned.

Fun things for girls to do when they're bored?

There are millions of things to do; these are just the very few:

Dig out sled from your garage, find a snowy, damp grassy or muddy hill to slide down - that's always fun.

Craft together a go-kart, with the supervision or permission from an adult or attach wheels to your sled to create one.

Style your hair into funky hair-styles.

Do some gardenening, plant some plants or flowers - make sure there's correct weather temperatures to plant stuff in.

If you have a pet; teach it a new trick - be sure to reward it. (There are lots of websites that tell you how to train animals and pets)

Go for a walk; explore the neighborhood, and be adventurous - there are bound to be lots of places you haven't been!

Bake a cake or some cookies, that's always fun, and time-consuming, and the outcome is very rewarding - YUM!!

Try a new recipe (browse the internet for some recipes or flick through a cook book) or be even more adventurous and make up your own recipe - that's always fun.

Search the Internet or science book for some home experiments to participate in - make sure it's not too messy without adult supervision.

Climb a tree, there must be a tree in your back yard or grounds that you haven't climbed yet! There are safety precautions to this however - don't climb in damp or icy conditions.

If you have an iPod touch or iPhone,

browse the new apps, that's time consuming.

Explore the loft of your house with permission - this can be dangerous, however it's always heartwarming to dig out some old stuff.

Help with chores, or even better, help make a snack or a meal.

Craft a card for an upcoming event or birthday, homemade cards are the best.

Write a poem for someone special or close to you or that you simply love.

What is the religion of the flying spaghetti monster?

Yes, if you think of Wiccan as a religion, and i could go as far as to say it is a good a religion as Christianity.

Actually, it is WAY better than Christianity -- the only wars we would have might be a good ol' fashioned food fight!

What is a dinkelberry?

AN unsmart person somebody you find annoying, retarted a dinkelberry is somwhere along those lines

How much is a bottle of shandy?

The cost of a bottle (it is sold in cans, too) can vary from one location to the next. Since this is a lighter, less alcoholic contented beer (mixed with half-n-half either lemonade, a soft-drink or even soda water), it would probably be bit less expensive than the main-stream beers.

Who ate the first Twinkie ever?

Hopefully not you, but probably Resabusha (from 'Norbit').

What are some Greek dishes?

I asked the question and I need to know what are the main Greek dishes and if the have any specific dishes for like christmas/easter/halloween/birthdays ?

I hope someone can help me.

Many thanks,

Lucy :)♥

How much rice can you put in a 1 liter bottle?

About 50,000 grains of rice would fill a one-liter bottle.

Do old people eat Skittles?

As long as there is no allergy, anyone of any age can eat chocolate.

What is on the Richard Simmons deal a meal meat cards?

1 green meal ticket = 1c raw, 1/2c cooked

Artichoke (1 small)

Artichoke hearts

Asparagus

Bean Sprouts

Beets

Broccoli

Brussels sprouts

Cabbage

Carrots

Cauliflower

Celery

Collard Greens

Eggplant

Green Beans

Green Pepper

Mushrooms

Onions

Parsnips

Radishes

Sauerkraut

Summer Squash

Tomato (1 medium)

Tomato juice (3/4c)

Tomato paste (3TB)

Tomato sauce (1/2c)

Turnips

Vegetable juice (V-8) (6oz)

Water chestnuts (1/3c, sliced)

Zucchini

Who made champorado?

It is a sweet chocolate rice porridge in Flipino cusine. It is made by boiling sticky rice and cocoa powder giving it a distinctly brown color. It can be served hot or cold and with milk and sugar to taste. It is served usually at breakfast.

What do they put in burgers?

They use meal worm filler in their patties purchased from a company called '100% Beef' so the misleading claim of "Contains 100% Beef" is true.

How many tablespoons of flour is 1 and a half ounces?

If you mean fluid ounces, there are exactly two tablespoons per fluid ounce. 1 tablespoon is by definition 1/2 a fluid ounce.

Just to be clear, I'm assuming you mean fluid ounces (a measure of volume) and not the number of ounces printed on the package. Flour is sold by weight, not volume, and different kinds of flour have different densities. So if your question was how many tablespoons are in an ounce of flour BY WEIGHT, the answer depends on what kind of flour you are using, and whether it is sifted.

As an example, sifted AP white flour weighs about 1/2 ounce (14 grams) per fluid ounce, and thus one ounce of this flour BY WEIGHT would fill approximately 4 tablespoons.

How do you butter up your dad?

Fill 20 water balloons with melted butter and put them on the top of stairs or a door. Wait for it to fall.

If you prefer normal butter, fill the tub instead.

Depends what you need them buttered for.

What do you get when you cross a Chicken and a Cow?

Convince yourself that the subjected chicken is a cow or change the definitition of words, "cow" and "chicken." It's impossible to turn an animal into different spieces within the same phylum.

Where is cabbage grown in the UK?

Yes. They have been grown, and eaten in Europe and the UK since the 11th century. Historians believe the origin of the carrot is the middle east.

What does eat your cheese mean?

Cheese does not eat anything because cheese is not an animal. Cheese is a food product made from milk.