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Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

What is the square root of pudding?

If pudding is singular, meaning just one pudding, then the square root of pudding is pudding!

Why is taurine in energy drinks?

Taurine is actually derived from Bull Sperm. When filtered and removed from the semen, you end up with a mix of hormones from the endocrine gland...basically, what gives the bull its spunk.

Can you swallow your own semon?

No you can not swallow your own hand.Well might be able to if you have a very very very very big mouth.(ha ha!) No you can not swallow your own hand.Well might be able to if you have a very very very very big mouth.(ha ha!)

How much does a medium slurppe cost in 7-11?

13.79 plus whatever the sales tax is for your state.

How many pancakes in a peck?

This really depends on the size of the pancake. For an average Bisquick pancake using the recommended serving size listed on the box (0.3 cup of mix) there would be about 106 2/3 pancakes in one peck because 0.3 cups = 0.075 quarts and 1 peck = 8 quarts so 8/0.075 = 106 2/3 pancakes.

Can you get a hangover from anything other than alcohol?

Too much caffeine makes your heart race, your stomach churn, and your head ache. You get nauseated and jittery. It is not really a hangover, because caffeine is not as poisonous as alcohol is, but it is certainly an unpleasant feeling.

Does a unicorn make a good pet?

The thing about unicorns as pets...The main problem with having a unicorn as a pet is that they are just like a horse, only with a horn, which makes them a formidable opponent when they are angered. My aunt was gored by her adored pet unicorn, Mr. Fluffydoodles, when i was just a young boy, which perhaps was caused by his resentment of his stupid name. Another issue with keeping unicorns as pets is that they are smarter than your average three-year-old, so they often begin to get angry at their extended imprisonment and look for ways to escape. However, if you can get them to love you, they will be quite happy in the family home. Another thing to consider is that unicorns are big, so they're hard to keep in the house, but if you put them in an ordinary stable they can be stolen by jealous people who wish to have their very own unicorns. Keeping them in the backyard is a viable solution to this problem - however, be sure to look up the rules for the keeping of exotic livestock in your town. And whatever you do, DON'T name your unicorn something humiliating and demeaning. It'll gore you. I promise.

Where was Irn Bru made?

Irn Bru is famous for having a secret recipe. The recipe has not changed in 108 years. There are only 2 people in the world who know the combination of ingredients, one is Robin Barr, the Chairman of AG BARR who makes Irn Bru and 1 other person, whose identity is unknown.

To this day Robin Barr visits the factory to mix the recipe together once a month, and each time this makes 8,000 litres of the juice. He has said that eventually he will pass the information on to his daughter.

One of life's great mysteries!!

What is pinot grigio?

Pinot gris is a genetic variant of pinot noir, less pigmented in the skin than PN, but more than Pinot Blanc. Some of the erries may be as dark as PN, others close to unpigmented. The origin is conjectured to be the same as PN, i e Bourgogne. It exists under several other names, such as pinot grigio (in Italy), Malvoisie, Fromenteau. The latter names can indicate several different grape varieties with little or no realtion to each other. A wine made from the grape will in Alsace also be called Pinot Gris (with addition of place of origin if this is a named place, such as a Grand Cru). In Germany it may be called Grauburgunder, or Ruländer - the latter after the first person to grow and commercialise wine made from PG in that part of Germany (the Palatinate). In Hungary, it goes under the name of Szürkebarat, when grown around the Lake Balaton.

Is it safe to eat a fart?

Ingesting snot, mucous, sweat, or your own urine won't harm or kill you. Poop, however, is mostly bacteria and eating it is a terrible idea and bad for your health.

How many calories in a glass of pinot girogio?

There are about 105 calories in a glass of Pinot Grigio wine.

If you smell what the rock is cooking?

Of Course! XD

Whoever said rocks can't cook, well, obviously, but the question asks about Dwayne "The rock" Johnson. XD

How much does a large slurpee cost?

it really depends on the size you plan on getting

How do you blow up a potato?

Depends on how creative you are with explosives and potatoes and how much you hate the unlucky potato involved. Really anything that CAN explode will damage and possibly explode a potato.

  • Using TNT
  • Using dynamite
  • Using C4
  • Using a grenade
  • Using a rifle

How can you convince people in Alaska to buy ice cream that you are selling?

The trick is to make it tasty enough that it is irresistible in any weather. Of course, selling in very cold weather means that you must keep the ice cream cold enough to stay frozen, without making it as hard as an ice cube.

Is pancakes two words?

Pancake is one word. It is 2 syllables though, maybe that's why you didn't know. It is 2 because---- PAN-CAKE. 2. In a sentence:

I ate a pancake for breakfast.

Hope this helps! :)

Why does the chicken crossing the road joke funny?

Contrary to popular belief, they usually don't. A chicken is much more likely to run away, rather than run across the road. Chickens are not stupid, and will not walk directly into oncoming traffic, unless that is the only choice they have (if they are being chased for example).

How do you make a candy shop?

Most universities possessing a school of Culinary Arts allow students to specialize in Pastry Arts which generally includes classes on chocolate. The alternative would be to enter an apprenticeship with a professional chocolatier.

What time can you buy beer in ga?

County-to-county differences. Glynn county in the southeast for example 11:45pm regardless of day except for Sundays...no beer sales. Atlanta...all day everyday except I can't remember about Sundays there.