Humor & Amusement

Surprise!

Put snickers and toilet paper in all d toilets and bathtubs/showers.

Juice or Water?

Fill a glass with water. Add food dye so it matches the color of whatever juice you have in your refrigerator. Serve the "juice" to your family. They will be expecting something sweet and getting water so it will taste funny at first. Don't forget to watch the funny faces they make!

Wrong Cereal

Here's another prank you can do at breakfast: open up all the boxes of cereal and pull the bags with the cereal in them out of the boxes. Put each bag in a wrong cereal box. When your family members go to pour their cereal they will get the wrong kind!

Crammed Toes

Stuff toilet paper or tissues or whatever into the toe part of someone's shoes so they have trouble getting their feet in!

Everlasting Loose Thread

Put a spool of thread in your pocket and leave the tail hanging out. Then go up to your friend and say, I've been pulling this and pulling this but it won't come out! Then your friend will try to pull it. It will go on and on and on and on and her hands will be full!

Salty Strawberry

You'll need to prepare for this one. Bring two identical containers with one holding sugar and one holding salt. Also have strawberries. Don't show anyone your salt container. Have the sugar container out and start to eat your strawberries. Offer one to your friends and have them take one. Before they dip it in the sugar, call out something like, "Ewww, what's that?" and point to the other side of the room. Quickly pull the salt container and switch it with the sugar. Then they'll dip it in salt and their face will turn green. Everyone will laugh at the joke and so will the kid that eats it... although he may not eat strawberries with sugar anymore.

Messy Foam Spill

This one could get the person you're pranking a little messy so make sure they're not wearing their best clothes and make sure they have a good sense of humor. Ok this one is simple - get two cans of soda out of the refrigerator, shake one up and hand that one to your friend. You take the non-shaken up one and drink some so it doesn't seem suspicious. When your friend opens their's it will splatter all over them if you shake it up enough!

Fallen Feather

Even though this joke is one of those ha-ha jokes, it still works. Open a bedroom door or any door that you know a lot of people will walk through and put a pillow at the top of it so when the person opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head.

Hand Print

For a great joke, you'll need some butter, a plate, some salt, and a bunch of napkins! Tell your poor victim that you saw on the Discovery Channel that butter gets hot when you put salt on it. Put some butter on a plate and put salt on it. Put your hand over the butter and pretend you feel the heat. Tell them to put their hand over it, and ask them if they can feel the heat. Then... SLAM!!! Swiftly, slam your hand on top of their's so their hand gets squished in the butter and salt. The satisfaction is seeing the look of horror on their face as they're looking at their hand!

Slippery Slide

I have a good one. You take Pam and spray it on the toilet seat, and the next person who goes to the bathroom might have a little problem!

Empty Room

My brother's birthday is April 1st, so while he was sleeping, my older brother and sister went into his room and took everything out except his bed and a poster we that made that said he'd been fooled. Then we baked a fake cockroach in his cake - it was really funny to see his face. Then we all laughed.

Splish Splash

This may be one of the oldest tricks in the book, but it's still one of the silliest - not to mention grossest! Lift the toilet seat and cover the basin with saran wrap. The next person who uses the bathroom will be in for a splash!

Minty Delicious

Scrape the cream out of Oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!

Time Warp

Turn all the clocks and watches forward one hour. Your 'rents will get up an hour earlier to get ready for work as you snooze for that extra hour. Bouncing Showers Find all the balls in your house, even small plastic ones like ping pong balls, and place them in the kitchen cupboards. Whoever goes to open the cupboards will get a shower of balls!

Short Sheet

Go to your annoying sibling's bedroom and do this prank. Normally everyone has 2 sets of sheets and a comforter, right? The 1st sheet has a stretchy thing that goes around the bed matress. The 2nd one is the one you sleep under. Take off the comforter. Then untuck the 2nd sheet from the bed and pull it to the top end of the bed and tuck the top end of the sheet into the top end of the bed. Then fold the bottom half of the sheet back and tuck it in about where the top of the sheet would normally be. When the person gets in their bed, they will stretch out their legs (or try to). Because of the fold, their legs won't be able to stretch all the way. It's hilarious. Believe me.

Sleepover

- When all the girls are sleeping, get all your ribbons and tie them in the girls' hair (at least 10 each) They'll wake up with really messy hair. LOL.

- When all the girls are sleeping, get washable markers and write all over them with the markers. They'll wake up and look in the mirror and be like, "what's that all over me?" It's hilarious to see the look on their face!

- For any sleeping girl, put their hand in a bowl of hot water. This will make them wet their pants!

- For the first girl that is sleeping, carry them out of the tent and lay them in their sleeping bag outside in the grass or on a trampoline. They'll wake up and be like, "Where am I?" It's hilarious!

Help! Umm something's missing!

- Steal all the toilet paper from the bathroom and the next person that goes #2 will be in for a little surprise!

- Steal all the towels and shampoos from the showers… you get the point… they'll have a small problem.

Early Riser

Get about three alarm clocks and set them all up for very early times. Hide all of the clocks in your victim's room and they'll have to get up and find them. By then they will be fully awake! It's hilarious if you're awake to see it!

School on Saturday?

On Saturday at a late time, yell, "Hurry up we're late for school!" then watch all of your family members race against the clock to get out of the house as fast as they can! Then let them in on the prank once they are all done! It's just too funny! BTW they may get a little mad… J hehe

Raccoon eyes

Before you go to a concert or something that you us binoculars for, gather all of your family's and friend's binoculars and put black marker, charcoal, or black pastel where the eyes go. Watch as they look into them and end up with raccoon eyes! Its hilarious to see the look on everyone's face that sees your family's "raccoon eyes". They may get a little mad when they find out though... J (BTW this also works with a telescope)

Random Ducks

Rubber ducks and rubber chickens are really funny. So put them in random places like the refrigerator, bottled water tank, car glove box, favorite shoe box, desk drawer and one of my favorites is to put a little rubber ducky floating in the toilet. It's a good laugh!

Is that Me?

Put a mustache on a sleeping person who doesn't normally have one .But, even better is that if that person is a deep sleeper than paint another set of eyes on their forehead. When they look in the mirror first thing in the morning, they will be shocked!

Those Darn Kids!

Toilet papering a car is awesome! Its great to see the look on the person's face. You could do it to a house, too, but toilet papering a house is so cliché. If you wrap a car in TP (on a dry, not rainy day), then it's all good fun especially if it's a coach, teacher, or famous Wall Street businessman that deserves it. Of course toilet papering the dog can sometimes be fun too.

Caution, Wet Paint!

Putting a "Wet Paint" sign on all sorts of objects is hilarious at home or in public. At home you can put the sign on the couch, refrigerator, toilet or door. In public, you can decorate park benches, hand rails, doors and even windows with these signs. It's funny because people want to sit down somewhere but everything is "wet".

Raining Cereal

First, you find a paper plate and punch a hole in it. Next, you thread a string through it and tie it while you tape the other end to the top of the fridge door. (This works best if the string matches your fridge color) You fill the plate with cereal and set it on top of the fridge. When someone comes to get a snack out of the fridge, the cereal will fall on top, and if you stationed the plate right, you will get them on the head.

Broken Mouse

This is a very easy prank to pull on computer users. Just take a post-it note and write "April Fools!" on it. Then stick it onto the bottom of the mouse so it covers the ball or laser. They'll wonder why their mouse isn't working and as soon as they look at the bottom, "April Fools!"

Scary Ghost

Take at least four cups of water. Then get a marker (any color) or highlighter and cut the ink open. Then put the ink in the water and push the ink down to let it all get in the water. After that you need to mix it up and pour it on to your friend or parents bed then when they turn off the light and it glows. make sure to watch there reaction and laugh. You can also do something else cool and fun with your glow water.