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Humor & Amusement
Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
10,301 Questions
Yes, provided that you are sure that is what they are, as there are some ornamental peppers that are not edible.
What does a moose and a mouse represent?
the moose represents canada but it also represents all the land animals in canada
What does One in the pink one in the stink mean?
I believe it's two in the pink..one in the stink..AKA the shocker. Two fingers in the vageena one in the ahole. Or you can go star trek on them and do two in the pink two in the stink. Good luck.
they dont smell and you cant hear them cuz dragons dont exist.
-twitch
What is the diffrent from a cold blooded then a warm blooded?
the difference is warm blood controls their body temp cold blood doesnt
What is meant by 'May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose?
The bird of paradise is a huge bird. To have one fly up one's nose would be terribly painful (if it were possible!).
So the speaker doesn't like the other person and is wishing very nasty bad luck on him or her.
How many answers can you get from this? ONE PERSON was going to St. Ives, that was YOU.
The correct answer is ONE. You are the person going to Saint Ives. The fact that they use the term "you MET" a man, indicates he must be traveling in the opposite direction. If you had overtaken the man while he was on his way to Saint Ives then they would have said, you either "saw a man" or " caught up with a man", not "met". For two entities to "meet" they must be traveling in the opposite direction.
That leaves YOU, you were going to Saint Ives, you and you ALONE.. so yes the answer is ONE!
Plain and simple, why is this made so complicated. The original riddle was that on the way to Saint Ives, You met a man with 7 wives, etc etc. The original implied that you "met" the man, if you had caught up with the man, then the term would have been different. Back when the riddle was written the term "MET" meant that the person you "met" was obviously traveling the opposite direction, you were going to Saint Ives, the man was traveling in the opposite direction of you when you "met" him. Leaving only ONE possible solution. 1 person was going to Saint Ives, YOU, the man was NOT going to Saint Ives but rather traveling in the opposite direction.
Answer
The answer is 1, because only YOU are going to St. Ives. You just met a man, but that doesn't mean he's going to St. Ives.
The Duck waked up to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?"
And the man said, with a cheerful smile on his face, "No. We just sell lemonade. Its nice, fresh, and its all home made. Can I get you a glass?"
And the duck said, "I'll pass." Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,
'Till the very next day.
Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"
The man was confused and gave the duck a strange look, and then said, "No. Like I said before we only sell lemonade. How 'bout you give it a try?"
And the duck said, "Goodbye," And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
'Till the very next day.
Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"
And the man frowned, getting sick of this duck, he said, "Look this is getting old. I mean, lemonade is all we ever sold. How 'bout you give it a go?"
And the duck said, "How 'bout no?" And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle. And then he waddled away. Waddle waddle.
'Till the very next day.
Where the duck once again walked to the lemonade stand, and he said to the man that was running that stand. "Hey! Got any grapes?"
And the man said with a frustrated tone, "That's it duck, if you come here again, I'm going to glue you to a tree where your going to be all day stuck. So don't get too close!" The man said with a threatening stare.
And the duck said, "Adios." And then he waddled away, waddle waddle, and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle.
'Till the very next day.
The man was mad, no not very glad.
His teeth showing, his anger glowing.
The duck approached the lemonade stand.
and he said, "Hey! Got any glue?"
The man was about to shout, expecting a different question, but then he comprehended what the duck said and replied, "What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No! Why would I have..." Then the man said, realizing his mistake, "Oh."
So the duck got into the man's face,
At a frightening pace and said, "Got any grapes?"
The man frowned for a bit, but started to smile, he started to laugh, he laughed for a while. He said, "C'mon Duck! Let's walk to the store, I'll buy you some grapes, so you don't have to ask any more."
So they walk to the store,
The man buys him some grapes,
The duck simply takes one,
Tastes it and says, "Nah, no thanks."
"But you know what sounds good?" He asked the man. "It would make my day. Do you think this store? Do you think this store? Do you think this store..."
The man scratched his head, "Why are you repeating that sentence."
The duck responded. "To add drama."
"Drama? Why? Can you just say what you wish to say?"
"Sure! Do you think this store? Has any lemonade?" The man then rolled his eyes and face palmed.
And then the duck waddled away. Waddle waddle....
Till the very next story.
Is it true that ugly ducklings turn out to be beautiful swans?
I think perhaps you need to re-read the story...
The 'duckling' was actually a swan cygnet that got mixed up with a bunch of ducklings.
Yes dolphins do eat marsh mellows at seaworld people use marsh mellows for treats to give dolphins for doing tricks
How do you open up a bank acount?
You can walk into any bank with the below documents to open a bank account: 1. Address proof 2. Identity proof 3. Photograph 4. Introducer For address and Id proof you can use your driving license or passport or ration card. Most banks expect you to bring a friend or relative who already has an account with the bank as a gesture of trust.
Birds have a what chambered heart?
Birds have a 4-chambered heart, a characteristic in common with mammals.
Who wrote 'Spring has sprung The grass has ris I wonder where the birdies is'?
You did
Salvester the cat
What is the name of Rudolphs mother?
There are two known mothers of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. In the Rankin-Bass holiday special continuity, Rudolph's mother is a tan doe with long eyelashes simply referred to as Mrs. Donner. In the GoodTimes reboot of the Rudolph saga, Rudolph's mother is named Mitzi, as portrayed by Debbie Reynolds.
What was the name of the female elf from Rudolph?
It Is actually Rudolph Liking the Female Deer. Her name is Clarice.
What is the loudest snake in the world?
I have no idea no one else does either that is why you asked. WOW.
