Humor & Amusement

The characters from the popular cartoon "Peanuts" are indeed alive, including Charlie Brown. Despite the fact that the series is fictional, the characters are depicted as alive, yes.

Or you're talking about the type of nut, peanuts, which are not alive, due to their lack of organs and movement.

. Why did the lemon hide when the bully came? Because he was yellow!

You're the only one who'll be with you till your death! So keep yourself happy first and make yourself as first priority!

"It's a line from the movie 'Grown Ups'.

The adults are talking about getting 'wasted' over dinner and when one of the children asks 'whats wasted?', Adam Sandler replies its a "hankering for ice cream". One of the little girls at the table sits up and says 'i wanna get chocolate wasted!'" -- A quote of Jorge G

Hi, there! I'm also searching for work opportunities overseas. My Taiwanese friend passed on the information to me and I got tons of interview chances right after posting my resume on Orseek.com. From what I know, there are plenty of job openings (of various fields) on the website. I suggest you to take a look at the site first. Good luck!

Stephen Hawking

There are probably many candidates for this accolade but as no-one can know the abilities of the entire population of the world only those that come to the attention of the public can be known.

It is also a matter of opinion as to what, exactly, constitutes cleverness.

I speak spanish but English is my main language sincwe im taking spanish classes hee are sme

Hola-hello

como te va?-how are u

Amarillo-yello

rosado-pink

negro(say it the right way please)- black

blanco-white

rojo-red

azul-blue

morado-purple

verde-green

anarajajo-orange(however u spell it)

septiembre(September)

octubre(october)

mayo-may

ingles-English

adios-bye

chao-bye

feliz cumpuleanos-happy bday

um i cant think of ones on top of my head but i know the spanish alaphabet and clothing im not Mexican but(not 2 be raceist or anything) but i don't know that much well i do

Romaji = Kuso

Kanji = 糞

Hiragana = くそ

I'm not sure what form of Japanese this is but I know how to say it... It is uunchi

( oohn-chee ) Hope this helped you :).

An examination (test) to determine if the applicant is qualified to practice law in the state (jurisdiction) that he or she has chosen. The term BAR refers to the wooden railing that separated the judge/attorneys from the spectators, ("passing the bar').

Step one: Define the problem - Get a clear understanding of the problem. Ask questions and listen carefully to the response Try to understand the guest's current emotional needs. Summarize the situation with those involved to be certain the problem is clearly stated.

Step two: Evaluate your options - Examine alternatives, considering the consequences now and in the future. Ask the guest what he or she thinks the options are to resolve the situation. When in doubt about your authority to provide options, consult a supervisor.

Step three: Act now - Take action, based on the information you have aquired. Be specific when explaining to the guest what you are going to do and why you are doing it. Let everyone involved or impacted by the situation know of the action.

Step four: Look at outcomes - Try to solve the problem to your guest's satisfaction. Sometimes the guest will not be happy with the outcome, especially if it involves a safety rule that cannot be broken. Consider ways that you could have done a better job handling this difficult guest. To avoid repeating similar circumstances, see if there is an opportunity for coworkers to learn from this situation.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think."

-- Socrates

Some do, two examples is the scottish men and people who play the bagpipes.

In a fixed priced contract, the contractor accepts all the risks and benefits associated with cost. Should there be cost over-runs, for example, the contractor is contractually bound to complete the contract without additional funds. Conversely, should the contractor complete the job at a lower cost, the customer is contractually bound to still pay the full amount for the work.

the feel of pressure that causes depression. the awkward times of liking smeone that might like you but you dont know if it does, and that makes you wonder and feel weird (?)

* Of course you find another job first, but it's customary to give two weeks notice to your present employer. Should they need longer for you to finish off a project you may be working on or train the person taking your place then let your new employer know this. In most cases the new employer will respect your wishes, but if they aren't willing to wait more than two weeks then you'll have to quit your present job after the two week period.

a man to a man: ani soneh otkha (אני שונא אותך)

a man to a woman: ani soneh otakh (אני שונא אותך)

a woman to a man: ani sonet otkha (אני שונאת אותך)

a woman to a woman: ani sonet otakh (אני שונאת אותך)

This is a behavioral interview question and the competency or behavior that the interviewer is exploring is your work ethic and work standards. You should think back to your previous employment and select an example when you had to put in extra time, extra effort or extra resources to solve a problem for a customer, complete a task or project or help a colleague or manager. Then detail the situation, the steps and actions you took and the outcome. For a good guide on how to answer behavioral interview questions like this go to the Behavioral Interview Guide.

6/40 = 3/20.

A degree certificate and a transcript of studies is usually presented at the convocation ceremony for those students able to attend; thus the degree certificate and convocation certificate are one and the same. For those who cannot attend, the certificate (call it what you will) and the transcript of marks is either mailed out or picked up at the college (university) office.

This is to the best of my knowledge. If some colleges/universities have two separate certificates, I am not aware of it.

the eyes of a cheesy badger singing god save the queen.

the nose of a tree thats been pooped her.

the lips of a gaint panda that has been hit in the foot with a marshmellow.

the body of a jelly fish that eats nothing but pie

the arms of a keyboard

and the legs of a chair

If like a carnival, you are thinking around 5 million dollars or so.

It's just talking about the value of education and how if you educate your youth you prevent them from becoming delinquents.

actually it is about that anecdote about that prison guard who had a part time job in the morning at the local school. he was the first on duty to school and frequently did open the door :)

There is nothing found for the term belly pun. A pun is a play on words.

Yes he does.

pigs live in a farm or a reserved area. they live in a fenced area known as a pigpen.