Joseph Stalin

Make out with them.

I don't believe he ever said it while he was alive, but since the Internet was invented, he's said it thousands of times!

Germany

Wat is it called tho?!

Stalin hoped to improve the Soviet economy

Because he had been fighting on their side from 1941 to 1945, and had liberated Berlin.

(Submitted by my son as one of his year 12 modern history assignments.)

Joseph Stalin was born an infant. Coincidently, he was also born is Russia.

Joseph Stalin did many things people considered to be wrong, some people even thought they might have been worse than wrong. One person though, thought he did something good.

He killed many people. Some with knives, some with guns, some with guns that shot knives, one with a chainsaw and he passed gas on someone and they died of super cancer. It is thought that Joseph Stalin passing gas could induced horrible outbreaks of super cancer and meningitis.

He wanted to kill people for many reasons, one theory is that he was being payed by French aliens from Mars, another theory is that he was a maniacal domino fanatic, but most people say his moustache drove him to breaking point.

On the 5th of November, Joseph Stalin met a man named V. He wore silly masks and played with daggers.

"What a douche", thought young Joseph. Joseph was so dissatisfied with V's terrible antics that he was compelled to ask V to put parts of Joseph's anatomy into certain orifices that V has. V felt disgraced by Joseph's request and so replied with, "You have a real attitude problem" to which Joseph came back with, "You have a real face problem. LOLOLOLOLOL.".

There are many theories of how poor old Stalin died, or "Kermit" as he was sometimes referred to. Some say the cause of death was confirmed to be cerebral haemorrhage after the coroner examined his little puppet body, some say he was poisoned, but the most likely explanation is that Stalin ran away with Elvis and Tupac to the Galapagos Islands to live with the tortoises as they had always dreamed.

A monument to Joseph Stalin was raised in Atlantis shortly before the city disappeared. Fortunately, the statue could swim and swam to safety. The statue currently resides somewhere in Seychelles and is believed to be the founder of its own religion.

No. Joseph Stalin has nothing to do with the Berlin Wall. In fact, it was created several years (eight to be specific) after his death.

Not an easy question to answer, since noone to my knowledge ever tested the man's IQ. My guess though is that Joseph Vissarionovich's IQ was in the 200-range or slightly higher. Comrade Stalin is one of the greatest men ever to grace our earth. A liberator of millions, a defender of peace and the weak. It is really too bad we, most likely, shall never his like again.

The only country they both had in common of defeating were the Germans. Althouth the British also fought Japan and Italy.

Well that is kind of a broad question. If you are looking for a simple answer: He is responsible for the industrialization of Russia, as well as turning it into a super power that rivaled the United States. His Soviet Union was responsible for the destruction of Nazi Germany, when they took Berlin in 1945. I suggest you do some research if you want to know more.
Transforming the USSR into a world power thru WW2 and into the 1950's.

Stalin was initially a disciple of Marx, who believed in the rights of the proletariat, the workers. After gaining power, he grew increasingly delusional and killed without mercy, securing justice for none.

Stalin's goals completely contridicted the five goals of the American foreign policy.

What Stalin thought of fascism: he agreed with fascism. He was a Fascist. The Rise of Fascism: In 1919, in the midst of these unsettled conditions, Benito Mussolini, a former revolutionary socialist, founded a new movement called "Fascismo". Through a combination of shrewd political maneuvering and widespread violence perpetrated by Mussolini's Black Shirt squads, the Fascists gained increasing support. In October 1922, after the Fascists had marched on Rome, King Victor Emmanuel III named Mussolini prime minister. Within four years, Mussolini had become a dictator, destroying civil liberties, outlawing all other political parties, and imposing a totalitarian regime on the country by means of terror and constitutional subversion. Public works projects, propaganda, militarism, and the appearance of order gained Mussolini considerable prestige, and the Lateran Treaty with the papacy in 1929 gave the "duce" (as he was called) a wide measure of popularity.

They are on the Nazis' side.

If the blame for the Cold War must fall upon a single person, then that person would definitely be Stalin.

Yes. Joseph Stalin had children and later grandchildren. He also had two different wives, the first of who died when they were both very young. Stalin was a single child though, leaving him with just parents.

The People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs was the public and secret police organization of the Soviet Union that directly executed the rule of power of the Soviets, including political repression, during the era of Joseph Stalin.

It depends what you think of Stalin. Many Russians believe in Communism and therefore trust Stalin. i myself trust Stalin with my life. In my eyes Stalin is a hero

The whole "Hero or Villain" thing badly describes most real life figures. Stalin was a tyrant, and was quite cruel. But he was not necessarily a villain. He did not just want to destroy and ruin everyone,s lives just because he thought it might be fun, such as the Joker from Batman. He did it for reasons that involved him maintaining power.

And was he a hero? Well, he was a hero to many people (as stated above), but it was because of the benefits his policies imposed.

On 5th March 1953 .

The use of the Blitzkreig against the Russians in WW2 was extremly effective. I don't for one moment suggest the Russians drew the Germans on into Russia just so they could counter attack after Stalingrad. But the fact remains the Russians best generals were General January & General February. They were better at surviving in the winter & were better equipped than the Germans. The T34 tank was at least as good as any tank in the war. The KV1 & KV 2 were effective against the Panther & Tiger tanks the Germans had. Most of all the Russians had resources which the Germans could not get to because of the depth of defence. Principally the Russians benefit from absorbing the Germans after years of retreat, and having masses of men that they can conscript. I don't think Stalin did create a better Military Force, neither better than the Germans or the Allies that arrived to the River Elbe in 1945. Hitler was defeated, at great cost, particularly in Russia, because of his own Military incompetance. Had Hitler been prepared to listen to the generals his single mindedness denied then the course of History would be different, but how different is another story..........

Joseph Stalin's economic policies included growth in industry with agricultural famine. His economic policies also included collective agriculture.

The two countries had the capability to make nuclear weapons.