Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
do something like shopping,go to ur friends house, party, that can divert ur attention so you will forget that person.... question who is that person?!! < :
About seven trillion pounds of Lafayette Gasses and Army tanks.
There is a poundland in Tamworth that sell models of star wars characters made out of scrap for 100s of pounds!
Ray Park without a doubt...sure Seagal is big and is a master of Aikido, but Ray Park was a competitive Shaolin Gung Fu and Wushu practitioner from age 7, as well as a titled champion. This means he has been training for over 30 years. He has also trained in kickboxing. He is very solid and fast and...
Clash of context is a technique used in humor to create an absurd situation. It involves the interaction of characters, locations, and situations that seem inappropriate.
epticological means well, epticological isn't a word! ha ha made u look
He's short-sighted and mistook the chicken in front of him for anangel
To distract customers from their mundane existance and to mask thereality that the people are on a boat that isnt that great.
50 duck size horses, strength in numbers.
Freeze the waterfall up ahead to create a wall jump area, which isanother genius idea. Break the crates at the top, and go throughthe short hall with the single Dune Crawler inside. Glide down tothe next area, and destroy all of the Dune Crawlers inside with theLava Gun. At the end of the hall, you...
I reccomend looking at their faces.
Grigio means Gray in Italian.
Simba is the ruler of this nation
Yes, Fox has bought the film rights! Yet there is no offical release date.
Because you changed the font size
It was announced in November of 1981, but first widely soldin 1983. Hope I helped
An oxymoron?
I would say ice is not easily set on fire.
Because it is something that young ones find funny. It appeals tothe most juvenile of humor.
The best restaurants in Sydney are situated in and around Darling Harbour. The seafood restaurants here are the best in Sydney and always buzzing with seafood lovers and other foodies.
Its a science that is being worked on. Once an earthquake hashappened, then regional centers can predict if there are likely tobe more or not, but its not a perfect science. How they do whatthey do is they have remote sensors that they deploy to regionswhere there are known faults. Those who live in...
This depends on what kind of ducks you have. Some of the basics are quacking, swimming, mating, eating, pooping, making loud noises, and waddling around. Certain ducks are better than others at these things. I have noticed that call ducks are especially good at quacking and making noise. Runner...
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The answer is nothing because you cant be nothing, you were nothing before you were born and will be when you die, the blind see nothing... and so on. :) After hours of trying to figure this out... A thought . I am what you cannot be but you once were what I will become. We cannot be an...
analogue, tongue, plague
\nbecause some people forget the joke and/or tell it wrong
The Plot, Like Gravy, Thickens is a good one.
to forgive is divine... and that person must not be divine
A breaker is sized indirectly by the load current. The breaker is used to protect the wire from being overloaded by amperage. Wire is sized by the load amperage. The procedure is, use the load amperage to find the correct wire size that will carry that amperage safely. Size the breaker so that the...
China owns some of our debt and we use China to make our shiny plastic crap. This business partnership would be destroyed if we went to war with each other. The U.S.A. does not want to have war with any country unless provoked to, if anything China would start the war.
After hours of trying to figure this out... A thought . I am what you cannot be but you once were what I will become. We cannot be an idea, but we were once an idea from our parents. We are now trying to think of the answer, therefore a thought. I am what only blind can see and of...
The Spanish grammar structure is not like English. Here are some examples: . Como esta? The literal translation shows how they structure sentences differently. It means; how you are. The subject comes before the verb. . Mi hermana es muy linda. In this sentence the subject came before the verb and...
The lighter side You usually get a letter in the mail confirming your pubic hair delivery. Within three to five days you'll receive the pubic hair along with proper care instructions. Shipping and handling are free. Additional information. Use only the adhesive supplied with the pubic hair. ...
A few funny jokes are: What do you call a girl lawyer? Sue! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Knock Knock. Who's there? ADHD kid. ADHD kid who? Oh, hey, wanna go ride bikes? Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow- MOO!"
It is a play thing for kids and adults that is usually used during bath times and can usually float
terrorism, tourism, train spotting
I highly doubt it. However, it is still possible that they madealcohol and drank it with their friends. Wine is one of the easier things to make, and occasionally prisoninmates make it behind bars. So cavemen could have certainly madealcohol. Fruit contains sugar and is often covered with yeast....
It more or less sounds like the most horrific, terrifying, debilitating sound ever. For example: show an adolescent female a picture of Justin Bieber. If done correctly, blood should be pouring out of your ears.
There is no antonym to oxymoron
OXYMORON: Play on words; opposites that portray irony: Hurry up and Wait (Army saying) Shut up and Eat (when one is telling another to close their mouth, yet eat. Get It?) Military Intelligence (a funny example, portrays that the Military is stupid and lacks intelligence.) New and Improved (tricky,...
the ancient Greeks and/or the ancient Egyptians
Wolverine - he is indestructable, due to Adamantium metal
It will be better if you have defined whom you are referring whenyou are saying "they". But taking it on a broader view below pointscan be of help: . Laser beams can be used to detect plate movement. . A seismometer is used to pick up the vibrations in the Earth'scrust. An increase in vibrations...
PROBS CAN SPELL..."definition" lololol Hope this helps, yours sincerely, Probs ;D
yes, but will you not promise to answer your own questions?
nothing but whats wrong with jack bates ask
between the ages of 6 to 12 months for both males and females,although this can be delayed until up to two years of age for somelarge breeds.
She's just awesome like that.
Yes they do take naps for an hour or 2 but if you want to wake them up before that you can set the time to a different hour and they will wake up!! Hope this helped!!
It means someone is trying to understand it.
Pandemonium was the capital of Hell in Milton's Paradise Lost and has come to mean any site of wild disorder, noise, or confusion.
Vegetables beginning with the letter N: Napa (Chinese Cabbage), Navy Beans, New Zealand Spinach, nettles, and Nelumbo nucifera (lotus root), New Potatoes, Nopal, Nori, Naples Cos, and Navette.
The official description from Wikipedia is "In a meeting ,two or more people come together to discuss one or more topics,often in a formal setting."
The trickiest riddle
Yes. Back in the day, people would use animals and the sky to predict the weather. Each animal has it's own way of determining the weather and alerting others of the weather. In the Chihuahua desert, there is a bird that will only sing when rain is coming. I'm sure that if you pay close attention to...
Actually, it is due to the growth relationship. You see, a tomatois actually a dolphin egg. While dolphins may be mammals, they area member of the echidna genus, which is one of the two families ofmammals that reproduce this way. However, the delphinus ovum (as itis known scientifically, as opposed...
Jolt, zap, fizz, pop, crackle. (those are words I think of to describe your being STRUCK by lightning) Silent, stealthy, lethal (deadly), speedy, I can't really say 'fast as greased lightning, so I think that's all I have. It's harder than it seems....
no a fox can not
If a cat and a raccoon were to fight, the raccoon would put upquite a fight but the cat would most likely win.
How worrying, I suspect you may have been eating red spotty mushrooms for this to happen. Perhaps it would be best not to fart as you may not be able to see afterwards. Now, if it had been potatoes that your eyes turned into, that would have been fine because they have eyes too.
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The Santee branch of the Sioux people would not think so!
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I would imagine this being a tree-hugger.
The only word . The only correct answer is "BOOKKEEPER". . What about coffee? How about the Aussie's cooee ! I only know of coffee and toffee. SUCCEED!
ANSWER . Leave the man alone! He's had a tough life and doesn't need little snot-nosed brats like you messing with him. He has earned the right to a peaceful later life. If you think otherwise, then I only hope that your grand children turn out just like you, and that you never get a moments peace...