Singing

you guys should write all of the lyrics down for us

LYRICS:

Ayo I was on da plane with DeWayne

You can call me Whitley I go to Hillman

Listen, I'm da baddest in da school, da baddest in da game

Excuse me honey, but nobody's in my lane

When you was in New York you was f*****' da Yankee

I was f******' with bass, I was pitchin' da Frankie

These b****** so cranky give dem a hanky

But mami I'm cold give me me my blanky

[Speakin:]

Whoa Whoa ok ok whoa whoa Holiday wait hold on hold on Hholiday!

You can't give it to em dry like that. You gotta get that s*** wet first n**** like c'mon now! You gotta prep them for s*** like that they can't just get that s*** right off da top. like you gotta bring that s*** back bring that s*** the f*** back!

[Verse:]

Ayo I was on da plane with DeWayne

You can call me Whitley I go to Hillman

Listen, I'm da baddest in da school, da baddest in da game

Xscuse me honey, but nobody's in my lane

When you was in New York you was f*****' da Yankee

I was f*****' with bass, I was pitchin' da Frankie

These b****** so cranky give dem a hanky

But mami I'm cold give me me my blanky

Flyer than a kite, I get higher than Rapunzel

Keep the Snow White I can buy it by the bundle

Step ya cookies up for they crumble

Don't be actin like the Cardinals and gon fumble

Cause I'm a Steeler

Fresh up out the dealer

All da dopeboys gon feel her

Flow so sick I need a healer

F*** is my M.A.C. concealer

I be out in Queens in da back of 4 whee-whee-whee-whee-whee-whee-wheelers

I'm a big bill

That's why I get more head than a pigtail

put some ranch im getting the munchies

I think I'll have a rap b**** for my entree

And they be thinkin they can spit spit shine my shoes

You know I keep a bad b**** let me sign ya boo**

I'm the only thing hoppin like a kangaroo

I mean the only thing poppin like a can o' brew

Listen, you should buy yo 16 cause I write it good

The 808, woof woof, cause I write it good

And b****** can't find they man cause I ride it good

I'm the wolf, where is little red- uh riding hood

[Chorus] And if you see a itty bitty piggy in the market

Give that b**** a quarter and a car tell her park it

I don't f*** with pigs like asa lama lakum

I put 'em in the field, I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em [x2]

It's like I just single-handedly annihilated you know every rap b**** in da building like

like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewenski, Nicki Da Ninja, Nicki Da Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie. Like, I mean I don't even know why you girls bother at this point. Like give it up, it's me. I win you, lose. Aahhhhhhahahaha, oh s*** haha yoooooo ima bad b****, ima ima bad b**** ima bad b**** ima ima bad b****

ima bad b**** ima ima bad b**** imma bad b**** imma imma bad b**** hahahaahh I told you I told you before I told you, you gunna have to pick my fruit out now listen. In

addition to picking my fruit out, I want yall to start going to the boutiques, know what I'm sayin'? Get some crazy s*** for me. I want, I want you know leopard skin; I want, I want all dat crazy lizard skin and s***.

You kno you can be my personal shopper hahahaa ayoooo!

woooo uh huh uh huh

Speech Level Singing (SLS) was developed by Seth Riggs. SLS makes singing as natural and easy as speaking. Used by more than 120 Grammy winners and developed by Seth Riggs, legendary vocal coach to the stars, SLS produces an effortless, powerful and expressive voice.

Quick Intro To The Theory

Basically, if the larynx stays down and the vocal cords stay together from the very bottom of the vocal range to the very top everything is fine. This also applies to all vowel and consonant combinations through out any phrase. If at any point the larynx jumps up or down or the tone becomes breathy then there is something wrong with the vocal process. The larynx is the big bump in the middle of the neck just below the chin. This houses the vocal cords and controls the process of swallowing. When the larynx moves up, the muscles around the cords act as a sphincter and closes so as to prevent swallowing down the windpipe and into the lungs. This is a very important process when you need to swallow, but it is a very poor process when you are trying to sing. The end goal here is to be able to keep the larynx from moving down as well as up. It should stay completely still as you ascend and descend. The vocal cords, also known as vocal folds, are a pair of soft tissue cords that are joined at the front of the larynx and extend back. When they close, the back end of the cords come together (adduct), and the flow of air is temporarily stopped. When the pressure of air from the diaphragm overcomes the pressure of the muscles holding the cords together, they are blown apart and sound is made when they close again due to the resonation created. If the vocal cords begin to come apart, the tone becomes breathy and the muscles around the outside of the larynx begin to tense. This becomes what is called a constricted phonation and is quite harmful for the voice.

Teachers and Schools

SLS can be learned from a certified SLS Teacher in your community. SLS provides a link to this on their website (see related links). Another option is Brett Manning's Singing Success program. Brett Manning is a one-time student of SLS who has taken its theories and applied his own knoweldge as well. His celebrity clients include Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, Hayley Williams (Paramore), and most recently Miley Cyrus. Singing Success is a take-home course which can be found on their website (see related links)