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Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

Is silly putty poisonous to dogs?

It's technically not poisonous, but if you eat it it will cause physical problems (Constipation, stomach clogging, indigestion) Was this a real question that needs answering or just a question to get a laugh?)

Can you touch your elf?

depending on which kind of elf it is if its a elf on a shelf u cant touch it cuase if you do they lose thier powers but a elf magic you can touch and play with all u want

What are some good birthday gifts for a ten year olds?

There are so many themes that would work well for a 10 year old girls' birthday party!

Here are some of them:

American Idol

Barbie Party

Bowling Party

Disney Party

Dress Up Party

Hannah Montana

Harry Potter

Movie Party

Princess Party

Sleepover Party

Webkinz Party

Cooking

Fashion Show

Dance Party

Movie and Sleepover

Sports Party

Art Show

Movie under the stars

Hair Dresser

Mani/ Pedis

Have them all dressup as there favorite pop/movie star

Just remember to add lots of fun party games!

What are the advantages and disadvantages of a pointing stick?

Advantages

1. Easy to use as compare to keyboard.

2. Moves cursor around the screen faster than using keystrokes.

3. Take less space as compare to non pointing input device like keyboard.

Disadvantages

1. Data insertion through pointing devices is not possible or very difficult.

2. They are useless on command driven interfaces.

How to open mystery secret box?

There is no real "secret" to it. There are just many ways to solve the Rubik's cube. Here's my favorite website that shows exactly how to solve the Rubik's Cube.

What 7 letter words with second letter e and fifth letter l?

According to SOWPODS (the combination of Scrabble dictionaries used around the world) there are 88 words with the pattern ---E--L. That is, seven letter words with 4th letter E and 7th letter L. In alphabetical order, they are:

adnexal

adrenal

apperil

apteral

arsenal

baleful

baneful

bederal

bedevil

bejewel

bemedal

bepearl

bilevel

bimetal

bipedal

bodeful

cageful

cameral

careful

chaebol

chaetal

coaeval

creedal

dareful

direful

doleful

dureful

easeful

enteral

eugenol

fateful

federal

funeral

gametal

gazeful

general

gleeful

gomeral

gomerel

gomeril

hateful

haverel

hederal

hopeful

humeral

hymenal

illegal

impearl

imperil

indexal

jezebel

juvenal

lateral

liberal

lifeful

literal

lumenal

maceral

mazeful

mineral

museful

numeral

pageful

peregal

pipeful

pokeful

puberal

rageful

renewal

ruderal

scleral

segetal

several

shtetel

sideral

spheral

spiegel

taleful

tapetal

theelol

tubeful

tuneful

unlevel

vegetal

wakeful

wameful

wileful

xylenol

How do you get high off paint?

Some say you melt them in a spoon, and inject them into your self. Others say you have to melt, then inhale the fumes.

However! I'd sugest not doing something this stupid...

How do you fit yourself in a index card?

Print out a picture of yourself big enough to fit on said index card, apply paste (or other adhesive substance) to the backside of the printed picture, apply the pasted picture to the index card, and when the paste dries, fold the index card over the picture and tape/staple shut.

Egg drop idea?

The best way to do an egg drop s perhaps the simplest one. First take on egg,( I prefer free range eggs) then stand on a dinner chair and drop the egg. If you would like a bigger or different break try different surface like hardwood or concrete.

How do you STOP being a tomboy?

you can't just let someone force you to be a tomboy YOU make the decision, it's just being someone you're not.

1. Try Not To wear soft, powdery colours like their the plauge

2. Be Phisically active especialy with sports and do it earnestly

3. If Sports Aren't Your thing then try video games

4. Choose clothes that allow you to be Phisically active

5. Get Used to hearing ppl around saying " Blech"

6. Make unpleasant noises and smells with their bodies

7. DON'T Be Boy Crazy

8. Learn how to talk (find the right volume, pitch and don't mumble.)

9. Start Hanging eound boy (and wearing non-girly clothes)

10. you can still be freinds with girly girls (just don't become one)

A sentence with the word furthermore in it?

Here's a few sentences with "furthermore:"

Tom's favorite word is "furthermore."

Mary shouted "furthermore" for no reason.

He looked up "furthermore" in the dictionary.

I can't think of a sentence with the word "furthermore" in it.

!

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Nevermore would the raven say, "Furthermore".

What are good pranks for boys?

i am a boy and some of the pranks i would do on a boy is the classic whoppe cushion or one that my sister did on me...... she got a raisin and pretended to sneeze on a tissue then she had maple syrup on the tissue with lemon juice and the raisin looked like a booger and she said hey look its boogey time and showed me the tissue i just wanted to get outta the room but she laughed and told me gotcha so i had to go along and said that was so fake!

How do you pull a prank on people who are sleeping?

there are lots of ways the worst i no is when you get water balloons fill them and then leave them near the person if this person is person who moves alot when there sleeeping then he will crush the balloons and then he will get soaked! XD

A man lives on the 8th floor of an apartment he rides the elevator up to the 5 floor and walks the rest of the way why doe he do that?

The man is a midget. He cannot reach the 15th floor button, but when it is raining he has his umbrella with him and can now reach the 15th floor button. Cheers, Fezz. Unless there is someone in the elevator with him, then they can press the button for him.

How do you prank sister when she sleeping?

You can do the classic, ''Whip Cream" trick, or put a rubber rat on her chest, and she will freak out. lol

You can also do the fake poop scam.

I learned that

ok

this is how you do it

Take a toilet paper roll

make it wet

rip it up to shreds

but the shreds in your hand and squeeze

then put it in the garbage can

take it out

put it on her face :P

What things can be found in the bedroom that start with the letter k?

Moccasins, mink coat, mittens, mini skirt, mock turtleneck and Mary Janes (shoes) are clothing items found in the bedroom.

What is the best gift for new year for girls?

Im 12 and I love makup, parfume, lotions, ect. I LOVE clothes shopping.

If you kknow they do, pick one (or more) of their favorite stores and get them

a giftcard. For chrismas this year, I am asking for a new Ipod touch with an itunes giftcard. Also what is their favorite tv show/movie? Personally I love horror movies, family guy, south park. One of the ones she likes though. a feew other things...

-Hair stuff...straightener, curler, CREMPER<<<these are "IN" now at my school.

-CDs like i love Rihanna(LOUD, RATED R) Lady gagA

-Fun lights for her room(strobe lights, lasers)

-Other stuff for her room. Like, a new bed spread, a carpet, curtains, fun pillows

Hope that helped!

How do you get a hot 9 year old boy to date you?

Do not behave older than your age boys HATE that you can let him know that you like him or maybe even send a note saying you rock do you like me circle yes or no. I f he circles yes your good to go if he circles no don't be afraid think positive or you can always find someone else who apreciates you!!

Selena and Demi

How do you pull the ultimate prank?

When he/she is sleeping get toys/stuffed animals etc into a circle around your friend, Next start screaming OH MY GOD THEIR ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And if your friend is very dumb they will buy it. Also it would help to start crying.

Where did Jim Benton go to school?

at his home.. bloom field..michigan..
Jim Benton lives in Bloomfield, Michigan with his wife Mary K. Hart

What is a really good knock knock joke?

This is a decent one- Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow Inter..... MOO!

The ever popular joke of Jeff dunham-

Knock knock?..... Who's there?...... It's me, I love You!!!

lol thatz a good one kassidy- Porsha:)

Dc11's

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Me! I kill You!

What does fifa 08 cost?

In argos it costs 38.99 and in amazon if you pre-order it cost 37.96 on Xbox 360 and PS3 on Wii it costs 29.99 and on PS2,PC,PSP and Nintendo DS it cost £25 all if you pre-order at amazon