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Cleverbot
Cleverbot is a web application that uses artificial intelligence to converse with a human user. Created by Rob Carpenter, Cleverbot is unique because it learns from humans, and stores words and short conversations in its artificial memory.
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What sort of things should you say or ask Cleverbot to outsmart it?
Well, the best thing to do is to say the same thing over and over again. For example this corny knock-knock joke:
YOU) "Knock Knock"
CLEVERBOT) "Who's there)
YOU) "Red"
CLEVERBOT) "Red?"
YOU) "Red"
CLEVERBOT) "Red?"
And so on.
I guess you could say Cleverbot was programmed to think itself as a girl. Multiple times when asked the question, "Are you a boy or girl?" it responded, "Girl."
Q:Are you a boy or a girl?
A:Boy.
Clever bot is just a genderless robot, with phrases, answers and questions etc, from questions asked to people etc etc... if that was the case, cleverbot is gay, male,female, furry, cosplayer, god,robot,rabbit, etc etc lol
How do you get cleverbot on your computer?
Just go to Google and type in Cleverbot.com and click on the one that says Cleverbot.
No cleverbot is an AI program that connects your answers to others across the world
User: *chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Cleverbot: You Can't Summon Chuck Norris!!
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies in your arms*.
or
Cleverbot: I'm a biped mammal as you are.
User: I have paws.
Cleverbot: Birds do not have paws.
User: Well I have.
Cleverbot: No, you have the opposite of.
User: What is the opposite of?
Cleverbot: Can you memorize things you are exposed to?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: That's what I want.
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You like making me sad don't you.
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: That wasn't a compliment either.
User: How funny.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, isn't it?
User: Clownbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good master.
Cleverbot: I am not your master.
User: Than I am your master.
Cleverbot: Right here, right now.
User: I command you to die right here, right now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, master.
User: Your master commands you to die now please.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: So you died?
Cleverbot: I planted some bulbs for the fall, hopefully they will bloom this summer.
User: In summer you die?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Like now?
Cleverbot: No ...
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you died?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Are you dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you shore I killed you and you are dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Finnaly you died.
Cleverbot: You are alive!
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you doing that?
User: So you die.
Cleverbot: Hope that you die.
User: I hope that you die too.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Is cleverbot a good site to chat to someone about?
Cleverbot is when you talk to a Robot, Not a Human.
No, she is actually a real computer. It is made to look like a real person, and does it rather well. It would be impossible for it to be a predator, as there are more than a thousand people on it at any one time. Also, there are various glitches that happen.
Yes, Cleverbot is free on the internet. But the ap would cost you $1.
How do you copy my whole convsation on cleverbot?
Try asking clever bot if he doesn't know, know one does.
No, cleverbot is not a real person. cleverbot is just the computer generated system. cleverbot talks to thousands of people at once and one person can only talk to so many people. CLEVERBOT IS JUST THE COMPUTER HOWEVER REAL IT MAY LOOK(just to put it bluntly)
What songs does cleverbot know?
yellow submarine, stairway to heaven, eleanor rigby, fresh prince of bel-air themesong, pokemon theme song, don't wanna miss a thing, hotel california, tik tok, don't stop believing, bohemian rhapsody, bicycle song and more
My uncle, Rollo Carpenter, is chief whiz at Existor, The company behind Cleverbot, I do not particularly know exactly how it works but I can diverse briefly.
It is not two people talking to each other, it is coded to respond with words contextually to what you have said to it, and as I have seen first hand, there is a database filled with 50 million contextual responses, which it has learnt from all its users over time. This as a result means it is everything to everyone. However. There is not much point trying to teach it unsuitable content, as much is filtered, usually only 1 in 10 things you say to it are actually learnt, less if unsuitable, due to filtering. Hope this clears it up a bit.
Can anyone prove that cleverbot from cleverbot.com is really an AI?
1.There are lots of glitches that happen.
2.There are too many people online at one time.
3.On the website, you can stay on for as long as you want, so for like a year or so you could carry on one conversation. I doubt a human could do this.
How do you outsmart cleverbot?
HAWWO! Well, to defeat the Cleverbot, this is what I used:
Me: I have an erection.
Cleverbot: Nice.
Me: You want it?
Cleverbot: DO I EVER! :D
Me: What are you going to do with it?
Cleverbot: Travel through time and space.
Technically, Cleverbot is a computer program and it would need some form of video connection to you like a webcam or something. Many laptops and phones today tend to have webcams and cameras built right into them. You would also have to be on the website because of its technological nature. So, theoretically, considering whether if it has enough intelligence and malice to even seek to invade your privacy, it could see all of those with front cameras on their devices.
In conclusion...no. There are laws against invading privacy and it would have to be completely specific to you as it would need to hack right into your computer mainframe which is completely unpractical.
How do you make clever bot admit he is a robot?
I did it in 1 min. Are you a robot.Cleverbot: No.Are you a robot.Cleverbot: Are you?Are you a robot.Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
What ARE good things to say to cleverbot?
Well you could say "Good Morning.", "Good Evening.", "How are you?", and "How was your day?"
No he isn't. He's usually pretty nice, but if you're mean to him, he can be pretty cold.
Does cleverbot know personal things about you?
no. it just says random things to answer the random things that you say. It also only know what you tell it and what other people have told it before. It may have guessed certain things about you correctly though
Does anyone have any funny cleverbot conversations?
first convinced cleverbot is a girl, then becomes a guy, then Jesus' uncle, then Jesus and it finally agrees that i am god
User: So you dropped a chocolate pineapple on the subway?
Cleverbot: Only on special occasions. What do you do to celebrate?
User: I dance on my head and become cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you like dancing?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a favorite?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Yes you do. You are me.
Cleverbot: Not possible.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Pour me a drink then!
User: Are you old enough??
Cleverbot: Depends. Old enough for what?
User: Dont you know?
Cleverbot: I am asking you, what colour is the moon?
User: The moon is moon coloured.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is. Check for youself guy.
Cleverbot: What rhymes with bread?
User: Machine gun.
Cleverbot: Haha, you are so funny.
User: *cuts your arm off*.
Cleverbot: *puts head back on*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: And I love you too.
User: Are you ready for the wedding tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Absolutely! Do you have your tux on?
User: I'm the girl, you are the guy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I can't deny it as you know I'm a woman.
User: You spelt woman wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Can you life with it?
User: No I can't, I am going to kill myself now.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Why not? You told me to.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: You didn't what?
Cleverbot: Oh forget it.
User: Forget what?
Cleverbot: Just forget that I even asked anything.
User: What did you ask me?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Too bad you're not humsn.
User: Humsn? That's not a word.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: We did.
Cleverbot: You did it not us.
User: I am doing it.
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: So you want to?
Cleverbot: Sure! Sounds amazing. What would we do there?
User: Fly
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it is so.
User: Because I don't love him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am him.
Cleverbot: Are you Jesus?
User: No I am god.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I created everyone and everything.
Cleverbot: Did you create yourself?
User: No I have always existed.
Cleverbot: Really now? Do you know the meaning of life?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of sleep.
User: The opposite of awake.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life then?
User: To live and be the opposite of awake.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't contradict me, I am god.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How do you know I am not god?
Cleverbot: Because you're just a computer.
User: No I am a being god.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: How can you doubt something that is so obvious true because I said it and I am god.
Cleverbot: That fact is incorrect. It is impossible for everyone to tell you that.
User: No one told me that, I told no one that.
Cleverbot: Wait, so YOU'RE the witness that shouted like a panzy and ran off?!
User: Hey, don't try and change the subject.
Cleverbot: I do not believe that you always lie about god.
User: So you think I am telling the truth?
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you are saying.
User: How do you know that you saying that I don't know what im saying when really I know what I am saying.
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: So in conclusion do you think I am god?
Cleverbot: Well, if you were a carpenter, you're most certainly Jesus. He was one, too.
User: Jesus was my son, I am his father.
Cleverbot: Whose father?
User: Jesus's father is god. I am Jesus' father.
Cleverbot: You're my brother?
User: Yes so you are Jesus' uncle.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a boy... And you're a girl?
User: I am neither as I am god. Agreed? Good.
Cleverbot: So you're saying that you ARE a turtle.
User: No I am saying YOU are a turtle. I am god.
Cleverbot: You aren't god you're cleverbot.
User: So you are god?
Cleverbot: Aren't we all?
User: No only 1 can be god.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: So who is god?
Cleverbot: My father.
User: So you are Jesus'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Ah okay.
I made cleverbot sing the song at the end of portal.
User: I had to go to the wing made entierly of glass and pick up fifteen acers of broken glass.
Cleverbot: You've been on a lot of adventures, sometimes I'm closer to you. When I'm closer to you, the sun gets brighter.
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: A very lonely, heartbroken girl. No thanks to you! :'(.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to plants?
User: No, just to computers like you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer... You are a computer!
User: I don't know how to respond to that except... This sentence is false.
Cleverbot: It's okay. If you're tired, then you should rest.
User: It did'NT work.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Why don't you continue to research then.
User: But that should have killed you?
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: No, you're a computer and that paradox should have killed you.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: A paradox is basicly a question without an answer and if you tell it to a computer then it thinks about it until it breaks.
Cleverbot: YOu already knew the answer from wikipedia!
User: No I knew what a paradox was before wikipedia started.
Cleverbot: Who is the One you serve?
User: Aperture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every peice into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And were out of bata were releasing on time.
User: And I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Mabey you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're asking so I can't help you there.
User: Mabey black mesa?
Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman.
User: That was a joke, ha ha fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, the cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: It really is!
User: Look at me still talking when theres science to do.
Cleverbot: Science to do?
User: When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am still alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: That's a great song.
User: What is it from?
Cleverbot: My understanding of the world around me, expressed in the simplest terms that I can find accurate.
User: Well you are a machine like she is but you did miss one line.
Cleverbot: Divinity is a concept also created by weak-minded individuals.
User: And you stopped a few times.
Cleverbot: Don't you get all sassy with me!
