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How to transform English words into and out of secret and not-so-secret play languages like Pig Latin, Ubbi Dubbi, and others.

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Can a fart go through sublimation?

No, because sublimation is the transition from solid to gas. Farts are already gas. It's also probably too warm anywhere on earth for us to ever see solid farts.

How do you spell john in Pig Latin?

In Pig Latin (normally only a spoken language), it would be Ohnjay (Ohn-jay).

*The game language Pig Latin alters English words by removing the first consonant sound (or group), adding it after the rest of word, followed by -AY.

Examples : cat = at-cay / dog = og-day / spelling = elling-spay

What did the philosophical pig say?

I 'oink', therefore I am.

I 'slop', therefore I am.

I 'stink', therefore I ham.

How do you say cookbook in Klingon?

Straight from the official Klingon dictionary: vut paq. Just for the record the Klingon language is really called klingoneese. (No Joke!) :)

What is the Klingon word for white?

CHIS is the klingon word for white

Actually, the above is written wrong. It is in fact: chIS

Klingon has strict rules of casing that do not work like English.

If your posterior is exposed to the cold and you fart- will you be able to see your fart like you can see your breath?

Because it is much warmer than the outside air, yes. Hello Science Fair!

Absolutely, yes!

And now, from the lighter, yet true, side:Furthermore, if a lit match is held near the expulsion of those noxious gasses, they will ignite(!) just like the unburned fuel from the exhaust pipes of a race car. -I've seen it done, so I know it's true.

How do you clean material that says do not dry clean or do not wash?

Coat it in mud, then wait until the mud dries, and break it off. You have to make sure the mud isn't wet though, since wet mud would constitute 'washing'.

What does a v shaped gesture framing the groin area mean?

Its a vulgar expression that was framed in the wrestling media. What it means is to perform fellatio on that person. Usually a male displaying the area, meaning this act.

What is the most confusing sentence?

The most confusing sentence in the world is:

I am a liar.

This is confusing. The person is telling us he is a liar, which means he's telling the truth about being a liar. Well, liars dont tell the truth, which means he's not a liar. If this is false, he's lying, but since he's truthful he can't lie.

I know, it's confusing. It took me a few times to think it over. Think about it!

Why does Vahnya Rotar smell weird?

Because she doen't know where her cups are, she's lost her cups.

She hand out in the electric toilet and has poo colourd hair.

One thing that makes her particularly smell, is the news column, 'Vahnya's Death Grip On Life'.... she spend so musch time in her room writing fo it, that she she stinks up the whole of Bagara, she is smelly....

That is all.

What is the secret to getting clean in House of Payne?

the secret to getting clean is masturbating in the shower but on the show they were trying to soy that Malik was masturbating and that is why they didn't want the aunt to go in there.

How do you say password in Klingon?

Question: How do you say, "Password" in Klingon?

Answer: jUSmu'

- Kesuvaglar

juSmu' is pretty horrible for "Password".

juS is a verb meaning "to pass, overtake". In other words, it's what you do when you get in the fast lane on the highway. Which has absolutely nothing to do with the meaning of "password".

The key in Klingon is often to not be so literal. Think about what a word *means* rather than what it *says*. For instance, one way I might try to say "password" would be naw' mu'. This would literally mean "access word", which describes a password pretty well: it's the word that grants you access.

Is there a subjunctive mood in Klingon?

No, there is not. It is something Klingonists have talked about and wished for.

What are the unicorns saying in Russian in 'Charlie the Unicorn'?

In the "Charlie the Unicorn - YouTube Live" video, the pink and blue unicorns are saying, in Russian, roughly the following: "My hovercraft is full of eels," which is an allusion to a quote from the British comedy series "Monty Python."

(See the Related link to the FilmCow website, and to a short interview with the creator of the series.)

What is 'Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee' when translated to English?

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee is a made-up language in the 1971-released Disney film Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Perhaps its means "Rough goat three-member team sufficiently dizzy" since the spell brings an inanimate object to life and since the words respectively resemble Greek trakunnien for "to become rough," Greek Mhkados for "bleating like a goat," Latin trigarum for "team of three," Latin satis for "sufficient" and Latin-like dee for "to be dizzy."

How do you say energize beam in klingon?

Question: How do you say Energize in Klingon?

Answer: rIH

To clarify the above: rIH is indeed the verb for "to energize". However, if you're talking about "Energize!" in terms of the transporter, as frequently heard on Star Trek, it would be something like one of these:

jol yIchu' ("Activate the transporter beam.")

HIjol ("Beam me abord.")

How do you greet someone in Klingon?

Get Bent!-(might be a little off)

nuqneH translates as 'What do you want?'

To clarify the above: nuqneH does loosely translate as "what do you want" (more accurate might be "whaddya want") but it is indeed a greeting. If you literally wanted to ask someone the question "What do you want?", it would be: nuq DaneH?

How do i say your mother has a smooth forehead in klingon?

"Hab SoSlI' Quch" is Klingon for "Your mother has a smooth forehead".

(beware!: this is a powerful insult; don't say it to friends.)

this is the strongest of all insults and is not to be treated as a joke!!!