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Improbable History
Improbable history refers to historical or fictional events that either did not actually happen, are not likely to have occurred or cannot be easily traced. An example of a question on improbable history is, “Who invented the hangover?”
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Bestiality really has paid off I guess.
Yes those great white sharks kill 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 billion pigs each year.so that's the reason pigs are extinct. I see. How remarkable. Poor piggies. Oh well. PINEAPPLE CREAM SODA ON SALE NOW FOR $0.02!!!!!! DON'T MISS THIS LOVELY AWESOME GREAT DELICIOUS OPPORTUNITY???!!
How do you Write the equal factors for 9 to the 3 power?
9^3 (9 to the power of 3) means to multiply 9 by itself 3 times. 9x9x9 We can split each factor into two factors of 3. 3x3x3x3x3x3 All these factors are equal. So would be 9x9x9. Now, if we want to write it as two equal factors, we simply split down the middle. (3x3x3)x(3x3x3) Which gives us: 27 x 27 So (9^3) can be re-written as (27 x 27).
What is the problem with using steel for the car body?
Most cars do have steel bodies. The down side is it heavier than plastics/fiberglass/carbon fibers and its prone to rusting.
Jesus doesn't necessarily have a beard because we don't know for sure if He ever had one. If He did, it was probably just a choice or for warmth.
When were plays and musicals invented?
They came 5th century BC, greek empire times credit too DR. jafacake A. The walls of Jerhico was the first musical played by Joshua and his trumpet band.
What is king of the lab's name in bones?
Depends on the episode. Hodgins and Zack are constantly declaring themselves King of the Lab when they find an answer.
mama o papa o that turned into a frog and kissed the trash can that is filled with cigars and super sexy bottle caps .also he was the one that farted so loud that he blew up the cn tower and now if you go to the cn tower you will smell a new perfume stinkbomb of fartiness created by mama o.after that mama o married papa o again because mama o became papa o which married mama o but then they married each other and became happy but for no reason they married each others noses which smelled like ppa o.
When being chased by a gorilla how can one escape without messing up one's hair?
Although one's life is valuable in itself, one's hair too is valuable. If one were to be torn limb from limb by a giant silverback gorilla, it would be rather embarrassing to be found dead with a bad hair day. Nobody would respect a person to whom an event like this occurred. I know that I would certainly deny any relations to such a person. This is why the time spent running is better spent fixing one's hair. In the event of one's death, one will die with dignity, honor, and nicely fixed hair. The question at hand however is how to escape. The only way to do so would be to heavily cover one's cranium with hairspray. For a hairstyle to survive a gorilla attack, one would need enough hairspray on hand to puncture a decent sized hole in the ozone layer (not that one should care about the ozone at a such a critical time). The only other way to escape while keeping one's hair in favorable condition, would be to act like a gorilla and speak to the gorilla in a gorilla type manner. This however would only work for a very large, unattractive victim. If one could be passed off as a gorilla, there are problems far past the hair, and the best option may in fact be to pour A1 sauce on one's body, lie down and wait for the ending to a hideous existence. I hope this has proved helpful and I very much hope that you did not type this question while running from a gorilla. That would be most unfortunate.
Who invented underwear and why?
Underwear was invented by a French Jew by the name of Jacques E. Schwartz.
Or, possibly by three men, names Bradley, Voorhees & Day.
No one cares about anything, and they are destroying the Earth with chemicals and poisons. So
when towers keep falling never ask yourself why? Just change and start sharing and caring. Don't let ignorance or lack of knowledge allow disaster to happen when it can be avoided.
Ability to see the absurdity in difficult situation what does that mean?
It means to try to find the funny or lighter side of a given situation. it means istead of getting stressed you look for the silliness and realize it isn't worth getting upset over.
What languages can an elephant speak?
They can speak English, Spanish Italian French, Dutch, and a language of their own, called Elephonia
So be very careful what you say around elephants, as they say 'An elephant never forgets', especially insults.
Top 10 places where parents hide Christmas presents?
1. In their closet (don't forget the shelf in the closet)
2. Behind their dresser
3. Under their bed
4. In the attic
5. In your room
6. At someone else's house
7. In the trunk of the car
8. Behind their door
9. Within laundry
10. wait until Christmas
What is the Shelf life of Mike2's hard lemonade?
This brew should not be drunk by amateurs or minors, brewed deep in the valley of Upper Swampland by Mike2 using fresh well water and strained through an old sock, this delicate flavoured drink has been known to strip paint at 30 metres. Mike 2Ss lemonade has a very short shelf life at the moment, we are waiting for new containers to be developed. We are struggling to find a material that will resist the corrosive power of this wonderful drink. There may be a supply shortage, as we are running short of sweaty socks to strain the brew. If you have any spare old sweaty socks, unwashed of course, please send them to our Upper Swampland factory. This drink is now being tested by the government at the biological warfare department at Porton Down. Disaster has struck Porton Down scientists have declared the lemonade a major health hazard, there is not a bar in the country that has a shiny finish any more. This is due to the sheer power of the drink, and it's paint and varnish stripping ability. We are now diversifying into the civil engineering field with Mike 2s lemonade as the product is now even stronger ( we had some extra sweaty socks ) It has been found to be ideal for removing small hills when new roads are being made. A quick spray from a suitably protected helicopter, and the hill starts to shrink immediately. Within twenty four hours the landscape is perfectly flat, unless the mixture was made too strong, then we end up with great big holes in the ground. the benefit of this, is another carp fishery can be made very close to the new road. well those carp anglers do tend to take a lot of gear with them and it does save them a long walk, before they erect their nylon homes. We did the initial testing on the East Anglia mountains, That proved to be very successful indeed. If you are ever rock climbing or just admiring the view from a hillside, and you hear the sound of a helicopter in the distance. Run for your lives The next time you are cruising along a new road, and the surface is nice and flat just think how Mike 2s lemonade has helped. Raise a glass and toast the success of this wonderful product, preferably with a non alcoholic, non radioactive, non corrosive, drink of your choice. We are now looking for ways in which to reuse all the mountain climbing equipment which has suddenly flooded the market. Any suggestions are most welcome. Re.. Suggestions for surplus mountaineering equipment Over on page 87690 there is an elderly baboon that will have an use for some of this equipment in helping him paint Valentine hearts on the high billboards in America, the flying leap he's been told to take might not work at such heights. Furthermore, the seven dwarfs are looking for ideas on how to get into their new beds that Snow White has bought them. Hope this goes someway in clearing the surplus. Oh No, What shall I drink now
Being an hardened secret drinker of Mike's Hard Lemonade, I'm down to my last 20,000 gallons, how am I going to last the week. And so much for your slogan Drink Mike's Lemonade, The Company That Cares. What about the promo you were running, Buy 100.000 gallons of Lemonade, and get a free tour of Iraq and Afghanistan, those nice army blokes were here just last week and said as soon as I put my next order in, I would be eligible for the free tour, they would bring all the paperwork with them next time. Thanks a bunch, a disgruntled Ex-Customer.
Who should you report a recent 2 foot long turd to?
The Guiness book of world records... or Ripley's believe it or not
Because it is much warmer than the outside air, yes. Hello Science Fair!
Absolutely, yes!
And now, from the lighter, yet true, side:Furthermore, if a lit match is held near the expulsion of those noxious gasses, they will ignite(!) just like the unburned fuel from the exhaust pipes of a race car. -I've seen it done, so I know it's true.
Medicine dates back to the first humans of the face of the Earth. Medicine was used with skins as bandages and plants for healing. As time rolled on, medicine began to evolve and newer, more modernized medicine took over.
yes, that is why it is yellow and keeps the solar system warm.
The sun is making of cheese every morning. Of Edam - sunny day, of Gouda - cloudy.
