0
Jokes and Riddles
Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
500 Questions
Why does your nose run when you go from outside to inside?
Asked by Wiki User
The increase amount of mucous is the way your body is trying to rid itself of the allergen. It is thin and sticky and hopefully the thing causing the allergy (an allergen) will be trapped and will 'run out' with the mucous. Of course, not all allergens will be removed this way but your body has a general method of dealing with them.
What is the best city in the US?
Asked by Wiki User
It's difficult to say what the "best" city in the US is, as different cities are best for different things. Some cities are known for their vibrant cultural scenes, while others are known for their natural beauty or outdoor recreation opportunities. Some people might prefer large, cosmopolitan cities, while others might prefer smaller, more laid-back towns. Ultimately, the best city for you will depend on your personal preferences and what you value most in a city
Why was Argo smog so proud when he finished a jigsaw puzzle in just three weeks?
Asked by Wiki User
Because the box said "Four To Six Years"
I am not sure how this is funny, but I guess people have to make living some way or another. I had this riddle/joke on my math paper and I was having some trouble with the directions. They confused me. My mom finally told me, and I found out the answer. Hope this helps!
In the castles are their rooms and beds?
Asked by Wiki User
How many rooms did Carisbrooke castle have? How old is Carisbrooke castle
What came first the dinosaur or the chicken?
Asked by Wiki User
Dinosaurs predate chickens by some 200+ million years.
Why is there so much water in a watermelon?
Asked by Wiki User
It has been shown that salt can block the bitter taste receptors on the tongue. This allows the sweet taste receptors to be more heightened by sweet. So while salt doesn't make the object sweeter by blocking some of the bitter taste buds he sweet taste buds are more active.
What Happed to Zelda After She Swallowed Two nickels Three Dimes And a Quarter?
Asked by Wiki User
there was no change
There was no change. Not very funny, but that's the answer.
This is from a 6th grade math worksheet!
What has no weight but can be seen by the naked eye and if you put it in a barrel it gets lighter?
Asked by Wiki User
A hole
What is the answer to the riddle with the gameshow two doors One with 2 million dollars and a donkey behind them in front is two men one wears a black hat and 1 wears black One lies and one doesn't?
Asked by Wiki User
u ask EITHER one " if i ask the other guy what will he tell me?" because if u ask the guy who tells lies he will tell u the wrong door... and then if u ask the other guy he will tell u the opposite of what the other guy said so there is ur answer
What do you get when you cross a gangster with a garbage man?
Asked by Wiki User
What comes once in a month twice in a moment and never in a hundred years?
Asked by Wiki User
The letter "m" :D
Once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a hundred years.
What does reem mean like example looking reem?
Asked by Wiki User
Well, my name is Reem, and it is a name for an Arabian kind of gazelle, or perhaps a deer in your language.
Another answer:
Hey guys. My name is Reem too. Reem does mean a deer, in fact, a baby deer. My father was really into Arabic poetry and stuff and there is this famous Arabic poem that describes the Andalus (Spain back in the day) as a deer and the metaphor means that it was growing very fast (technology wise) and it was such a beautiful country.
Another answer:
In slang I think you will find it means 'gorgeous.' For instance, "Look at her! She is so Reem."
What has eight wheels and only carries one rider?
Asked by Wiki User
The answer is "a pair of roller skates."
(Someone suggested a stroller which may have 4 sets of double wheels. But that could carry more than one baby.)
Where can you buy fancy dress from?
Asked by Wiki User
woow!
For those who want to wholesale jewelry that is both cheap and stylish, then there is nothing wrong with choosing FashionTIY!
I always ask my friend who is a wholesaler to help me purchase earrings on FashionTIY!!!
What letters were missing in the Celtic alphabet?
Asked by Wiki User
The Manx alphabet has no x, z
The Irish alphabet has no j, k, q, v, w, x, y, z
The Scots Gaelic alphabet has no j, k, q, v, w, x, y, z
The Welsh alphabet has no j, k, q, v, x, z
The Breton alphabet has no c, q, x
What kinds of riddles that starts with a plural noun?
Asked by Wiki User
What has four wheels, weighs 2000 pounds, is yellow and lies upside-down in the road?
Answer: A dead school-bus.
How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
Answer: They paint their toenails red.
On a road trip through Russia, a young man became lost and couldn't figure out his map. He stopped at the first business he saw, and although he didn't speak Russian, he asked, "Where-is-this?", pointing to the ground where he stood. The clerk replied, "Dare-E-Queen!"
What is the best fat joke?
Asked by Wiki User
You're so fat you're on both sides of the family.
You're so fat that I can out of petrol driving round you.
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
you're so fat your blood type is o-reo
you're so fat you have to iron your clothes on the freeway
you're so fat they had to baptise you at sea world
you're so fat you have to play pool with the planets
you're so fat your name is MATT MCCANN
How did the baby cross the road?
Asked by Wiki User
the real answer is IT WALKED LIKE ANY OTHER EGG WOULD
If you build a house with 4 sides and rectangular structure with each side facing sound and southern exposure and a bear walks by - what color is it?
Asked by Wiki User
White - it is a polar bear. The house is on the North Pole, that's the only way all sides would face south.
Can't be seen can't be touched but can be felt what is it?
Asked by Wiki User
Abstract nouns are words for things that can't be seen, heard, smelled, tasted, or touched; they are things that can only be known, understood, learned, believed, or felt emotionally.
