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Mormonism
Questions about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, commonly known as Mormonism.
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Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly called the "Mormon" church) are usually pretty good about laughing at their unusual lifestyle. Here are some jokes told by members of the Church in a discussion board:
Utah Residency Test
You must be able to answer yes to 10 or more of the following questions to qualify for permanent residency in the state of Utah. Failure to do so qualifies you as a temporary resident only.
Do you have a bumper sticker that says "Families can be Forever"?
Was the mother of the bride pregnant at your wedding?
Did a member of your family write in Lavelle Edwards for President in the last election?
If you shop on Sunday, do you post date the check?
Does your mother have purple or amber plastic grapes in the attic?
Were you an aunt or uncle before you attended kindergarten?
Do you have 2 gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times?
Do you consider peanut butter on the seat of your car an accessory?
When you take a family to a restaurant, do you ask for extra plates?
Do you consider "dam" a swear word?
Does your family consider a trip to McDonald's a night out?
Do you believe you have to be 18 to order coffee in a cafe?
Are at least two of your salad bowls at neighbor's houses?
Do you think Jack Daniels is a country western singer?
Do you consider your temple recommend a credit reference?
When your ward basketball team plays, is it similar to the L.A. riots?
Do you have an uncontrollable urge to arrive at meetings 5 minutes late?
Did you meet your spouse at BYU or on "Your Mission."
Can you make a Jell-O with fruit salad without a recipe?
Do you bring cola home from the store in a brown paper bag?
Do your children believe that deer hunting is a national holiday?
Do you negotiate prices at a garage sale?
Do you feel guilty when you watch Monday Night Football?
Do you think red punch and green Jell-O are the main ingredients for a successful party?
Do your kids think Jell-O is a major food group?
When you pick someone up at the airport, do you bring at least 1/3 of your relatives and have a family reunion at the gate?
Do you have a "Quiet Book" as part of your library?
Are you embarrassed if any of your children are more than two years apart in age?
Do you say "Gawl", "Heck", or "Fetch" more than once a day?
Do you travel on Morris Air Service at least once a year?
Do you think "Ignernt" means rude?
Does it take more than one car to get all your kids over to Grandma's house?
Do you have any relatives named LaDell, LaVelle, LaDawn, or LaVerle (how about LaDurl)?
Does your 2 year supply of food include more than 40 pounds of candy?
Do you keep a supply of butcher paper on hand to make large "Welcome Home" banners?
Do you refuse coffee but accept all offers of Excedrin?
Do you think it is more prestigious to go to BYU than Harvard?
Do you have relatives in California doing everything they can to "Move Back"?
Do you shop for wedding gifts at D.I?
Does your family take Mormon Tequila to family reunions? (Ingredients of Mormon Tequila: Kool-aid with gummi worm in the bottom.)
Has anybody in your family ever taken Cheerios in a sandwich bag or Tupperware dish to church?
Have you ever made a major purchase at D.I (Couches, appliances, electronics)?
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A man was being shown around heaven by St. Peter. He noticed a far off cliff and asked St. Peter, "What is over there?" St. Peter told him that it was hell and that he shouldn't look down because it was too horrible. The man, rather curious, looked over the edge anyway. He saw neat little farms sitting in a beautiful green valley surrounded by groves of fruit trees. The man said to St. Peter, "Hey, that doesn't look so bad!" Concerned, St. Peter also looked over the edge and exclaimed, "Darn it! Those Mormons are irrigating again!"
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My son's a CTR ... I go to PEC.
I work for CES....I study the TG.
I read the B of M .... I probe the D&C.
I search the KJV ... I ponder the JST.
Today in BYC ... we planned for EFY.
I stayed a little after ... and had a PPI.
The YM and YW ... are putting on a play.
It's one that I remember ...we did in MIA.
Before our oldest son ...went in the MTC,
He helped the BSA .... complete their SME.
Soon our oldest daughter ... is heading for the Y.
Soon our oldest clothing ... is going to DI.
Now, if you've understood ... this alphabetic mess,
The chances are quite good ... that you are LDS
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YOU MIGHT BE A MORMON IF...
If you've ever used the phrase "bless those who aren't here this time that they can be here next time."
If you've ever used the above phrase while offering a prayer at a state prison, youth detention facility or other place of confinement.
If you think "ignorant" means rude.
If you think the word ignorant is pronounced "ignernt"
If you think BYU's holiday bowl victory over SMU in 1980 is proof of the true church.
If you still talk about the holiday bowl victory of 1980.
If you refuse to accept the fact that the two BYU players on either end of that "miracle pass" were Catholic.
Even though he was born and raised in Connecticut, you consider Steve Young a Utah native.
If you couldn't raise your children in Utah, Connecticut would be your second choice.
If you've ever used the words: fetch, flip, scrud, or oh-my-heck.
If you ever apologized for using such language.
If you've ever used your temple recommend as a check protection card.
If you hide your recommend in the back of your wallet when you shop on Sunday.
If you believe Jell-O is one the basic food groups.
If you've ever mixed Jell-O with any kind of meat.
If you like Jell-O mixed with any kind of meat.
If you have your order in for volume 25 of "The Work and The Glory"
If you use the dust jacket from "The Work and The Glory" so you can read romance novels in public.
If you've ever quoted "The Work and The Glory" in a talk or a lesson.
If you feel that "The Work and The Glory" would be better if it took place in Connecticut and the hero's name was Steve.
If you were shocked to find out that the cast and crew of "Touched By An Angel" were not Mormon.
If you feel that "Touched By An Angel" would be better if it took place in Connecticut and the hero's name was Steve.
If you can come up with at least 10 good excuses as to why Steve Young isn't married.
If you believe any of those excuses.
If you've ever passed a rumor about a major celebrity appearing on a major talk show wearing a CTR ring and announcing that he has joined the Mormon church. (Steve Martin in 1996, Harrison Ford in 1993, Jack Klugman in 1988, Woody Allen in 1982)
If you've ever believed that rumor.
If you still believe that rumor.
If you're planning to read this list during Family Home Evening.
If, while giving a presentation in a public place such as a board meeting, you have ever inadvertently ended with, "in the name of . . ."
If you've ever ended your presentation with those words deliberately.
If, during the NBA finals in 1997, you felt guilty when the TV announcer said that Larry Miller was not watching the game because of religious beliefs.
If you shut the TV off.
If you felt better when Larry Miller showed up after all.
If all your children are named after Old Testament Prophets.
Even your daughter Zerubbabel.
If you ran out of Old Testament names before you ran out of children.
If you were shocked to find out that the 24th of July was not a national holiday.
If you refer to the days of '47 royalty as "The queen and her two counselors."
If at least one member of your family has a pseudo-French name such as LaVell, LaDell, or Bidet.
If your mother-in-law was pregnant at your wedding.
If at least one of your salad bowls is at your neighbor's house.
If you're father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
If, while teaching a lesson in Relief Society meeting, you've ever apologized for not preparing a center piece.
If, while teaching a lesson in Priesthood meeting, you've ever apologized for not preparing a lesson.
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A Mormon guy in line to get lunch leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Mormon joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am an anti-Mormon. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2 tall, weighs 225, and he's an anti-Mormon. The fella next to him is 6'5 tall, weighs 250, and he's an anti-Mormon. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 3 times."
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If you're not Mormon, you belong to a non-prophet organization.
What does pillar of light mean?
Probably a vertical column of light, much as a stone or decorative pillar used in buildings, but made of light instead.
How many of the Black race can become Bishops in the Mormon leadership?
All of them -
It is exactly as any other person - no distinction whatsoever.
As long as he holds the priesthood (like any other male), he can be a bishop, regardless of race. The Church keeps many statistics on language and geography, but it does not keep any statistics on race, so its not possible to say how many bishops currently serving are black. In Africa, there are many. A bishop presides over a congregation of approximately 200 people. There are more than 100,000 congregations in the world. Until 1978, blacks could not hold the priesthood; therefore, they could not serve as bishops or hold most other offices. Since then it has been unrestricted, race-wise. In 1978, the (then) prophet, President Kimball, received revelation that the long-awaited time had come that every worthy male member could hold the Priesthood, and serve in offices of leadership within that priesthood, including the bishopric. The highest ranking African American was Helvecio Martis of Brazil. He served in the Quorum of the Seventy.
In the most recent General Conference of the Church (Oct 2009), an African General Authority addressed the world exactly as all the other speakers of the Conference.
When did Mormons settle Colorado?
1878, May 19:
Entry: 1878: May, "Sun. 19 - Daniel R. Sellers and Mary A Kirtland, with their respective families, arrived at a place near Los Cerritos, Conejos Co., as the first saints from the Southern States to settle in San Luis Valley, which had been selected by the authorities of the Church as a gathering place for the Saints from the Southern States. Other families soon followed." (LDS Church Chronology 1804-1914, page 102)
Rights are granted by governments, not churches or religions. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the "Mormon" church) in the United States have the exact same rights as any other U.S. citizen. It is unconstitutional for the U.S. government to allow or deny someone any rights or privileges as a consequence of their beliefs or religious practices. In some nations with an established state religion, Mormons have fewer rights than those who practice the state religion.
What is the journey morman boys go on called?
College-age members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly called the "Mormon" church) often spend 18-24 months on a "mission" - serving as travelling ministers for the church. Missions are open to both young men and young women, although missionary service is more common among men than women. This is because Mormon boys are generally ordained to the priesthood at age 12 and missionary work is seen as a priesthood duty - an obligation for those who have been ordained. Girls do not view mission work as a duty or an obligation but instead something they can choose to do if they feel a calling.Click here to see a photo of sister (female) missionaries
Does The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints believe in the Holy Spirit?
We sure do! :) We believe the Holy Spirit teaches us, comforts us, and guides us. We try to be worthy to feel the spirit so it can be our constant companion in our daily life. However, we do believe he is a separate being from God and from Jesus Christ, unlike some other Christians.
If you would like more information you can visit the "Related Links" below.
What is Mormon island state park?
Mormon Island State Recreation Area is the correct name for this park located in Nebraska. The park is where I-80 and Highways 34/281 cross near Doniphan, Neb.
This place was a resting place for the Mormon pioneers as they traveled along the Platte River towards Utah.
What are the names of mormon thomas s monson's grandchildren?
Thomas S. Monson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the 'Mormon' church) has three children, Thomas Lee Monson, Ann Frances Monson Dibb, and Clark Spencer Monson. He has eight grandchildren and seven great-grandchildren.
The children of Thomas Lee Monson were not listed anywhere online.
Ann Frances Monson Dibb has four children, but their names could not be found.
Clark Spencer Monsons' children were also unlisted.
Beacuse of the high profile of the family, they have been careful to protect the identities of their children and grandchildren.
What do the Mormon tablets say?
Joseph Smith, Jr. claimed to have been lead to buried ancient metal tablets by an angel. Joseph then translated these tablets and returned them to the angel. The translation of the tablets was published as The Book of Mormon. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the "Mormon" church) use the Book of Mormon as scripture along with the Bible.
The Book of Mormon tells the story of a group of people who left Jerusalem around the time of Jeremiah, having been warned of God of the coming Babylonian Captivity. God lead the group through the wilderness and across the ocean to the Americas. The Book of Mormon tells of their history, prophets, and religion between 600 BC and 400 AD, including a visit of Jesus Christ following His Ascension.
You can read the Book of Mormon online, download a mobile app, purchase a paper copy, or request to have a free copy delivered to you at the "Related Links" below.
What colors priests wear on Mother's Day?
Mothers' day is no a religious day. Priests have 5 liturgical colors. What they wear is determined by the solemnity, feast, memorial on that day and not by Mothers' day
Unable to answer question, because the hymn you are referring to apprently doesn't exist.
WW Phelps is accredited with the following hymns:
- Come, All Ye Saints of Zion*
- Come, All Ye Saints Who Dwell on Earth*
- Come, Let Us Sing an Evening Hymn*
Are any of the cast members of High School Musical of the Mormon Religion?
I do not know that any of the main cast members are, but several of the extras and support cast were, as the High School Musical movies were filmed in Salt Lake City and St. George, Utah. I do personally know some background dancers and extras from the movies who are members of the church.
What happens when a Mormon leaves the Mormon?
I assume you are asking what happens when a Mormon decides to leave the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly called the "Mormon Church")?
Most who decide to 'leave' the church simply stop attending church services. Since they are still on the congregation records, the Bishop and others from the congregation may contact them from time to time to invite them back to church. While this may seem obnoxious, staying on the church records and having occassional contact with the congregation means that the congregation will most likely be willing to help them out in times of need. Some in this group will say they are not Mormon although they are technically still on the records. Others will more accurately say that they are non-practicing or non-active Mormons.
Others who are perhaps more serious about their leaving the Church must submit a letter of resignation to the Church to have their name removed from the membership records. The instructions to do this and example letters are available online from many sources, or they can contact the local Bishop for help. (If a letter is sent without speaking to the Bishop, he may still contact the individual to speak with them before he cancels their records) Of course the Bishop's job is to try to keep people in the fold, so they can expect to be questioned about their decision, but if they are firm and sure about their choice the Bishop must cancel their records. After their records are cancelled it is as though they were never a member of the church and must be re-baptized if they choose to return. This option seems to be more common among those converting to a different faith, rather than those who stop attending church to live a non-religious lifestyle.
Church leaders request that members do not pressure family or friends who have left the church into returning, but rather pray for them and guide them with love while respecting that they have a right to make their own choices. Of course this can be very difficult for a family that is strong in the church and faces one of their own leaving the faith, but ideally and usually those who leave the church are still welcomed and loved by their families.
Are the Seventh-day Adventist hospitals connected to the Mormon church?
No. The Seventh-day Adventist Church operates about 60 hospitals in the United States and hundreds outside the US. Many of these have the name 'Adventist' in their title.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the "Mormon" church) does not own or operate any hospitals. They used to own LDS Hospital and Primary Children's Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah, but sold these institutions to Intermountain Healthcare in 1975.
The Seventh-day Adventist Church and the Mormon Church are not connected in any way.
What is the story of Symonds Ryder?
Poor Symonds Ryder. Even today people still can't spell his name right. [Note: As originally written, the name was spelled "Symons".]
Symonds Ryder was born November 20, 1792 in Hartford, Windsor Co., Vermont. He migrated to Hiram, Ohio in around 1815 where others from Vermont had settled. Ryder seems to have developed a taste for religion in about 1828 and is baptized following a sermon by Thomas Campbell into the Baptist church in May 1828. Ryder said he agreed with all the points as taught by the Baptists, save for one, he believed in the conferring the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of hands.
Sometime before 1831, Symonds visited Kirtland, Ohio to hear a sermon from the Mormons and he didn't want to appear as though he was fighting against God, so he kept his mouth shut. He appeared to initially reject the claims of Mormonism until he read a newspaper article announcing the destruction of a town called Pekin in China, when he remembered a young Mormon girl had predicted the destruction of that city 6 weeks before.
Soon after Symonds was baptized a member of the LDS church, he received the commission for his call as an elder directly from the prophet Joseph Smith wherein his name was spelled Simonds Rider (He was ordained an elder on June 6, 1831). Symonds felt that if Joseph was truly inspired by God that the inspiration would include the correct spelling of his name. To this day the LDS Doctrine and Covenants retains the misspelling of his name (See D&C 52:37). Symonds eventually returned to his Baptist roots and remained active there until his death in August 1870.
As for the rest of the story...Symonds was really close friends with Ezra Booth and they often discussed their religious views. Symonds did not serve his mission in Missouri, but waited for his good friend Ezra to return from his mission before leaving the LDS church. When they met about the 1st of September, 1831, the first question which sprang from the lips of each was-"How is your faith?" and the first look into each other's faces, gave answer that the spell of enchantment was broken, and the delusion was ended. Symonds believed he had uncovered a conspiracy on the part of Joseph Smith to confiscate his property (along with the property of many others he knew through the United Order) once he had left on a mission to Missouri. This, combined with the misspelling of his name, is probably what led to his rejection of the Mormon faith.
The issue with Ryder was probably not just the misspelling of his name, but rather the authenticity of a prophetic call supposedly coming from an all-knowing and loving God who could allow the misspelling of his name. Of course, apologists are quick to note that prophetic calls come through fallible men and therefore some mistakes should be allowed or even expected. The bigger question that might need to be addressed is how followers can know when the prophet is speaking the words of God and when are they speaking as a fallible man?
Joseph Smith alleged that an attack by a mob on him and Sidney Rigdon wherein Joseph was scratched, tarred and feathered was led by Symonds Ryder, but this is called into question by remarks made by Sidney Rigdon wherein Symonds is praised as an "honest man".
For more information see: http://saintswithouthalos.com/b/ryder_s.phtml
Why do Mormons feel that Israel has the right to kill Palestineans?
They don't. That might be the opinion of a few Mormons, but not most Mormons. The Church itself has said nothing on the matter. Mormons are encouraged to form their own political opinions.
Alice Cooper was raised in the Church of Jesus Christ Christ - Bickertonite, which is an offshoot group of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (the 'Mormon' church). His grandfather was an Apostle for the group. The Bickertonites share an early history with the Mormon Church and have some similar doctrines, but the Bickertonites and Mormons have not be affiliated since 1844.
Check out the "Related Links" below to learn more.
Can a Mormon marry a Lutheran?
Of course! Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (commonly called the "Mormon" church) may marry whomever they would like. If they are marrying someone outside their faith, however, they cannot be married in the Temple. They may choose to be married in a Church meetinghouse free of charge, or in any other location - outdoors, events centers, even a Lutheran church! Their congregation leader may perform the marriage (also free of charge) or they may choose another civil or religious authority.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are encouraged to marry those with similar values and religious beliefs in order to avoid discontent in the marriage, but if the couple feels they can get along despite their religious differences, nobody should discourage them from getting married.
