Humor & Amusement

I'm so old that Noah and I were shipmates together.

I'm so old that Moses and I were foot soldiers together.

I'm so old that Edison consulted me about music.

If women ruled the world we all would still be living in caves but we would have curtains hanging in the entrance.

1. "I should have graduated a long time ago, but I was too cool for school."
2. "I'm finally out of the academic jungle, now onto the real world where the adventures begin!"
3. "Graduating senior: the one person who can simultaneously feel relieved and terrified about what comes next."

The oldest recorded age for a person is 122 years, reached by Jeanne Calment of France who was born in 1875 and passed away in 1997.

depending on what month the person is born they would either be 24 or 25

It's possible that your grandmother's behavior is influenced by various factors such as upbringing, personality differences, past experiences, or current circumstances. It might be helpful to have open and honest communication with her to address any concerns or misunderstandings.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Susie sells sea shells by the sea shore. Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked. If he Picked a Peck of Pickled pepper, how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick

we'll make u a list well sex!

and and gold fish... but like the snack that smiles back not the kind that swim in the deep blue sea.....

Food is always a good topic Oh, and the weather...... Tv shows..the good the bad and the boring (like dance America/reality shows).

It refers to "read between the lines" as once you take away the side two fingers you are left with the rude middle finger. Basically the three finger sign is the same as the middle finger sign.

In American Sign Language, three fingers show either the letter W or the letter F, depending on which three fingers are used.

Also, in some accounts the forming of the W (index, middle, and ring fingers) refers to war making it the peace signs opposite.

you have to curl it first and then kinda suck it back into your mouth so part of it is sticking out and try to whistle like you normally do. You sort of have to jiggle your tongue around while blowing.

The expression is rather widespread, especially among the 1910/1920's generation of the Upper Great Lakes region (Ontario/Michigan).

The full expression is "My sufficiency is suffonsified and any more would be obnoxious to my fastidious taste."

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Pardon me, I realized that I had, in fact misread it. Not prejudicial rhetorical questions. My apologies.

The answer to your question would be an argument based on generally unreasoned or stubborn personal belief.

E.G.,

"I don't believe that Obama would try to tax the middle class more heavily."

"He's a democrat. Of course he would."

Rather than arguing the finer point of actual economic/political theory of the individual man himself.

The correct use is within. You must look within yourself to find the answer. (corny example huh?)

the word "jueputa" it's just a derivation of the word "hijo de puta" (in english, son of a bitch). it can be an offensive word but it can also be used as an surprise expression, joy or when you want to express that you are worried. for example, you can say to someone "jueputa" to offend him, or you can say "jueputa, ganamos el partido!" (we won the game) or "jueputa, todo tiene que salir bien..." (everything must be alright...). as you can see this word can be used in many situations, also other that i didn't explain, so, if you're not sure about how you can use it please don't do it, it can cause a lot of missunderstanding!!!.

Some examples of oratorical speeches for grade two could include topics like "My Favorite Animal," "Why I Love My Family," "How to Be a Good Friend," or "My Dream Vacation." These topics are simple, relatable, and allow children to express their thoughts and emotions effectively.

There is no public information to suggest that Lucy Pinder, a British glamour model and actress, identifies as a lesbian. Personal information about a person's sexual orientation is typically considered private unless the individual chooses to disclose it publicly.

A crooked stroke refers to a golf shot that veers off its intended path due to an incorrect swing path or hand positioning. This can result in the ball going in a direction other than the golfer's target. Practice and proper technique can help improve a golfer's consistency and accuracy.

The punishment for pickpocketing can vary depending on the severity of the offense and the laws of the jurisdiction. It can result in fines, probation, or even jail time ranging from a few months to several years, particularly if it is a repeat offense or involves a significant amount of money or valuables.

There can be several reasons why bad behavior goes unpunished, such as lacking evidence to prove the wrongdoing, lenient enforcement of laws, or societal attitudes that enable such behavior. In some cases, individuals may have resources or connections that shield them from consequences. Regardless, unethical behavior should still be addressed and discouraged to promote a just and fair society.

If you twist my arm

I'll start to cry.

If you twist too hard

I'll spit in your eye!

What would an argument about a date be?

A DEBATE

In the book "Finding Fish" by Antwone Fisher, the rising action consists of Antwone's struggles and challenges growing up in foster care, dealing with abuse, and searching for his biological family. As he navigates through difficult situations and tries to understand his past, Antwone begins to uncover more about his identity and history, leading to introspection and growth.

The character of the writer in "Three Men in a Boat" is that of a hypochondriac who is eccentric and humorous. He is known for his witty observations and humorous reflections on the situations the characters find themselves in during the boat trip. He often exaggerates his own ailments and fears, adding a comedic element to the narrative.

It's from the book (and film) 'The Tommyknockers' by Stephen King - a well-known horror writer. It's one of my favourites ! The book takes it's name from an old rhyme...

Late last night and the night before,

Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door.

I want to go out, don't know if I can,

'Cause I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man.

See related link for the Wikipedia entry on the novel.

Some examples of short mythological stories include "Pandora's Box" from Greek mythology, "The Tale of the White Serpent" from Chinese mythology, and "The Creation of the World" from various cultural mythologies around the world.