Humorous Languages

Hello in pig latin is "ellohay".

"Larry" in Pig Latin is, Arry-Lay.

how to introduce a president in the company?

An easy secret language is Pig Latin. For each word, move the first letter of the word to the end i.e. table= ablet. Then add "ay" to the end of that i.e. abletay. To decipher pig latin, delete the ay at the end, and move the last letter to the beginning of the word. For one letter words, just add the ay onto the end. If you want to change things up, try another two- letter combination besides "ay."

Pig Latin is not a "real" language. It's more of a code. You take the first consonant sound(s) off the front of a word and add it to the end followed by "ay". If the word starts with a vowel sound, you add "way" instead. An-cay ou-yay ead-ray is-thay? It's not very difficult.

A euphemism for fat is "pleasingly plump".

A euphemism for feeling sick is feeling "under the weather".

A euphemism for being fired is being "laid off".

You take the first letter of a word and put it on the end like instead of help it would be elph and then you just put ay on the end of everything so it would end up being elphay. Or instead of cancel it would be ancelcay. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

In Pig Latin, "See you later" would be said as "ee-say ou-yay ater-lay."

August 9, 1969 was a Saturday.

"issue" when you mean "problem"

"disturbed" when you mean "psychotic"

"sanitary engineer" when you mean "janitor"

"unusual" when you mean "bizarre"

"ample" or "horizontally endowed" when you mean "fat"

"challenged" when you mean "crippled" or "retarded" or "short" or "clueless"

"differently abled" when you mean "disabled"

"ill" when you mean "drunk"

"vertically challenged" when you mean "midget"

The key is that the words themselves are not inherently a euphemism. It's their use in place of something else that you don't want to say that makes them euphemistic. A euphemistic expression can have a perfectly normal, literal, unquestionable meaning. It becomes a euphemism when you are using it as a "nicer" way of saying something.

The three witches in Shakespeare's play Macbeth predict that Macbeth will become Thane of Cawdor and King of Scotland, and that Banquo's descendants will become kings.

Many get confused and think that one of the predictions is that Macbeth will become Thane of Glamis. However this is not a prediction; when the witches meet Macbeth, he is already Thane of Glamis.

They also predicted that they would kill him and rape him

Here's two ways, depending on who you're talking to, with loose pronunciation and literal translation:

qaHoy' (kahHoy) -- "I congratulate you." (talking to one person)

SaHoy' (shahHoy) -- "I congratulate you/y'all/youse guys." (talking to more than one person)

NOTE: the H is pronounced like the ch in "chutzpah" or "Channukah".

There are a number of ways you could say it. I'll give you two (depending on who you're speaking to), with rough pronunciation and literal translation.

nI'jaj yInlIj 'ej bIchepjaj (nIdjahdj yInlIdj edge bitchehpdjahdj)

-- "May your life be long and may you prosper." (talking to one person)

nI'jaj yInraj 'ej Suchepjaj (nIdjahdj yInrahdj edge shoochehpdjahdj)

-- "May your lives be long and may you/y'all/youse-guys prosper." (talking to more than one person)

NOTE: the I is pronounced as short i as in "big" or "hit".

Bobda FM is SWEET!

or you know i bit of MC.Chillin

A Klingon is a fictional alien race from the Star Trek science fiction television and movie franchise. The Klingons began in the original Star Trek series as enemies of the United Federation of Planets which is the governing body which the protagonists serve as part of Starfleet. But in later versions of the series the fierce Klingons became allies.

ink, igloo, interrupt, in, interpreter

intention, intersect, into, illegal, irritate, incise, insect, improvise, icky, impute, input, initial, interrupt, image, if, intro, interior, intern, interact, intercom, improve

i have found that they like when you call them beautiful, sweetie, honey, or boo. hope this helps(;

to swerve or cause to swerve from a cource

The God Squad Bod won't Plod with your "Lawd",

but'll fight through the night till their eyelids feel Pawed.

Because people like to ask questions so that they will learn.

One fit lamb...

arre guys its simple

legs

Ladke Ladkiyon ke pair ni chute kabhi :p

BOys nvr touch grls leg 4 blessings

Of course he is. He even admitted it. Ugh.

a quart of Kool aid

yes it is LOL