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How to transform English words into and out of secret and not-so-secret play languages like Pig Latin, Ubbi Dubbi, and others.

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Which university made the klingon language?

Question: Who invented the Klingon language?

Answer: Scotty

- Kesuvaglar

Not really correct. James Doohan, who played Scotty, indeed devised the first few words of Klingon, but it was linguist Marc Okrand who really invented the language. You can buy his book, "The Klingon Dictionary" and learn the language.

And in any case, it wasn't any university.

How do you say 2 plus 2 in klingon?

Question: How do you say the number two (2) in Klingon?

Answer: Cha'

- Kesuvaglar

The above is written wrong. cha' is written entirely in lower case. Klingon has strict casing rules which are different from English.

What does slap your pony mean. This has nothing to do with horses or ponies?

The meaning of slap on your pony means, to slap someones buttocks. Usually your mate or spouse.

What is tendering?

After working in an Indian Tender System for a long time, I found that most of entrepreneurs are not fully aware of this essential system which is capable to raise their business to a peak. I found that most of them are uncomfortable with this system. But now a day's there are lots of Tender Service providers available in the market which helps you to participate in Tender System. We will talk later about such services but right now let's start talk from the base of the Tender System.

Basically Tender is a platform generated to offer a competition between different bidders offering same work, supply or service so that the quality work will be obtained at reasonable cost. However such process must ensure that there are no loopholes in the system so that any individual has a back door entrance or having an underhand connection. Generally tenders are published by Government sector however huge Private sector also publishes tenders for their required work service or supply.

There are different types of tenders, classified by different categories. They can be classified as follows

Tender according to their Sector

  • Government Sector Tender
  • Private Sector Tender
  • PSU(Public Sector Undertaking) Tender
Tender according to its boundary
  • Open Tendering
  • Restricted Tendering
Open Tenders: In an open tenders system, the publisher publishes the tender publicly via a public medium like local or national newspaper, government portal, website etc where any eligible party can participate. The eligibility to participate tenders has been decided by the publisher and few other authorities. Restricted Tenders: In Restricted tender system the publisher invite to some of the specific parties to participate in the tender. No other individual is able to participate in the tender.

Tenders according to stage

  • Single Stage Tendering
  • Multi Stage Tendering
Single Stage Tendering: In single stage tendering, the best bid done by an aspirant will win the tender. Multi Stage Tendering: Multi stage tendering is further classified in two parts.
  • According to the Technical and financial selection:In this type of system there are two proposals placed, one for technical proposal and financial proposal. First the technical proposal is reviewed and evaluated followed by financial Proposal
  • According to the Open tendering and then restricted tendering:In this type of system first the tender is being published as open tender and then the few selected individual will be invited to take part further.
Tenders can be issued through:
  • Expressions of interest (EOI) - The participants are shortlisted before detailed declaration of project.
  • Request for information (RFI) - It is similar to EOI in which the publisher wants to gather information about some specific parties/companies and then the eligible one will be invited to participate.
  • Request for proposal (RFP) - The companies/Parties has to submit only technical proposal as innovative solution is needed.
  • Request for quotation (RFQ) -Used when there is a specific requirement of goods or service. The best priced quotation get the tender.
  • Request for tender (RFT) - It is just an open tendering and the advertisement has been given in public media like newspaper, Website, etc.
It is observed that many aspirants who fulfill the eligibility to participate in tender will lose the tender just because of lack of perfect documentation. The perfect documentation will improve your chance to win the tender. We will discuss later about the "Things to keep in mind while filling a tender".

How do you spell pig?

p-i-g or they are called hogs and that is right pig you are so smart

What kind of law did Franklin pierce graduate in?

He did not go to a law school. He studied with some lawyers until he could pass the bar. He took every kind of case where he lived, Concord, NH. He was best as a trial lawyer, working the jury. He eventually had a partner who did the research for his cases!

What language do imps speek?

if your a legend of zelda fan and you wanted to know what language midna speeks she speeks in goblish backwards Japanese

How do you speak 'match'?

I'm not sure, but it may be a word game where you add 'tch' to the ends of words and remove the last letter, like so: 'Mtch namtch itch Botch' is 'My name is Bob'.

What is an example of a good war cry?

An example of a good war cry can be found in history and many have been repeated on film and in television programs. Die is one cry often heard on a battlefield.

What is a person if there emo?

There are many types of emo for example;

Poser Emo Kid

Plastic Emo Kid

Emo Goth Kid

Camera Whore Emo Kid

Skater Emo Kid

Who created the gag the Italian man who went to Malta?

The animation is created by a Chinese dude 'Jokhie Judy' back in 2005. The voice comes from a Dutch radio show guy who did it for fun.

How do say soccer in pig latin?

take the first letter and put in the back of the word and add ey to get occersey

(okr-say)

What were people saying in 1969?

They were saying "Iwonder if anyone's going to wonder what we were saying today 42 years from now"

How do you say Bruce Harris in Klingon?

How do you say it in Polish or Chinese? Names really don't translate between languages, and especially not with Klingon. Just say "Bruce Harris".

If you want a way to transliterate it, it might be something like: bI'ruS 'erIS.

Why was bosto found?

Bosto Was found because that was his destiny.great that has found his way home.