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Jokes and Riddles
Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
9,294 Questions
What did the electrician say after fixing a lightbulb at the top of the Empire State Building?
for the pizzaz sheet: it-was-the-high-light-of-his-career
The average kitchen typically has around six key appliances or fixtures. These commonly include:
Refrigerator: A refrigerator is essential for storing perishable food items, beverages, and leftovers at a safe temperature to prevent spoilage.
Stove or Cooktop: A stove or cooktop provides a heat source for cooking and preparing meals. It may be gas-powered, electric, or induction, depending on the kitchen setup.
Oven: An oven is used for baking, roasting, and broiling food items such as cakes, casseroles, and meats. It may be a separate appliance or combined with the stove in a range unit.
Microwave: A microwave oven is commonly used for quickly heating or reheating food items, defrosting frozen foods, and cooking certain dishes.
Sink: A sink with running water is essential for washing dishes, utensils, and produce, as well as for general kitchen cleanup tasks.
Dishwasher: While not all kitchens have a dishwasher, many modern kitchens are equipped with this appliance for automatically washing and sanitizing dishes, pots, pans, and utensils.
These six items form the backbone of a functional kitchen and are typically found in most households. Additional appliances and fixtures, such as blenders, toasters, coffee makers, and food processors, may also be present depending on individual preferences and cooking habits.
What do you call a thirty six inch two by four?
Well, isn't that a delightful question! You see, a thirty-six inch two by four is simply called a thirty-six inch two by four. It's like a little piece of nature's perfection, ready to be used in your creative projects. Just imagine all the wonderful things you can create with it!
What do you get when you cross a British mother with the vertex of a parabola?
The answer to this riddle is maximum or minimum. "Mum" is a term often used in Britain to refer to one's mother.
A good bartender is supposed to know what kind of drink the customer wants. He evidently saw that his customer had the hiccups. Even though there are many drinks that cure the hiccups (such as soda and angostura bitters), the best cure to hiccups is to be suddenly and randomly scared.
AnswerThe man was a robber. the bartender pointed the gun at him so he would look like he was caught red-handed but the police cmeWhy did the bicycle go to a psychiatrist?
There are a number of answers:
1. It lost its bearings and became derailed.
2. It had cycle logical problems.
3. The cycle paths were starting to rub off on it.
4. It was fed up with being taken for a ride.
5. It thought it was becoming cycle-chotic.
6. It had been too long since it last "spoke" to a professional.
7. It was two tired all the time.
Is Time the answer to world's hardest riddle?
This is the riddle:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
The answer cannot be time - how would you look at time?
The actual riddle is the last line - Can you guess the riddle?
The answer is "No." There isn't really an answer.
What do you call a group of factory foremen who sing while drinking tab cola and eating crab apples?
The foremen tab and apple choir.
What candy bar is named after something that can't remember its name?
The candy bar that can not remember its name is the Whatchamacallit.
Why did the paper doll look unattractive in a bikini bathing suit?
Q: Why did the paper doll look unattractive in a bikini bathing suit?
Yes, it is possible to be scared to death. There have been cases of people suffering cardiac arrest as a result for extreme fear.
It is a camel.
What is red and white on the outside but gray and white on the inside?
The answer to this riddle is "Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup".
What do get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
When you cross a snowman with a vicious shark it is called frost bite.
Rabbits communicate with body language and, sometimes, vocalisations (e.g. grunting, growling, etc.). The more time you spend observing your rabbit, the better you'll understand what he's "saying" to you. See the link below for details about how rabbits communicate.
