Jokes and Riddles

It is impossible to crossbreed these 2 species even in a laboratory setting for many reasons, but mainly because crocodiles lay eggs & Great White Sharks bear live young. If it were possible, however, the result would be babies nobody would want to cuddle!

Dog food and water

On the humorous side:

Most of them carry a green card.

More seriously:

If you mean is it legal to keep a crocodile in your home as a "pet", then that would depend on what country, what state, what county, what city you are in. Each municipality will have its own laws for keeping "exotic" animals. If you are in the US, contact your local "Animal Control" entity for more information about the laws that affect you.

I think it depends are where they are employed. If they are in the USA, the law requires that they have a morning and afternoon break of at least ten minutes, to drink whatever they want to.

I know you meant this as a joke, but oh well.

These are the notes for 'Drunken Sailor'

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You would need to use a Triple Beam Balance, or you could put it on a scale, and then convert the scale's measurement to grams, which is the measurement of mass.

The brain structure of the chicken is designed for survival only. Wherever it can find something to eat, it goes. If this means crossing a road, it will.

Mounds

Kids can be thoughtful, thoughtless, truthful, trustworthy, tough, tricky or talented. They begin with t.

It's a Coffin.

The maker does not want it because he's not dead.

The buyer doesn't need it because he's not dead as well.

And of course the user doesn't no if he's is using it because they are dead.

Because there's no single person get it there all married and no no one is single

arrogant

tennikoit, throwball, triathlon, taekwondo

the hand is quicker then the eye or no one would get hit in a fight or get their eye poked by a finger

It is the letter "e". The word day has no "e" in it, the word week has two, the word year has one "e" in it, and the word decade has two in it.

100 000 or one hundred thousand

You can never answer yes to the questions"are you dead"or"are you mute". Well you can answer the are you mute question but you would hafta use sign language.

An envelope.

they are going to have a little ONE get it ? hahahah

(dont feel bad i dont get it either (-_-)

This could not be done, unless one of them is not a 50p, but the other is, so 50p and a 5p.

OK. This is lateral thinking here. And the to the question IS ......

Kiss the man in the bed next to them and say "Good morning"

Other s: Make the breakfast etc

Mikl

Here is the riddle...

for my 7th birthday i envited some friends to the zoo. We were walkig by the monkey cages and remembered we packed an unussually large amount of peanuts. We tried to find a way to split the peanuts between the monkeys but it wasn't possible. There were 11 chipanzees in the first cage, 13 orangutangs in the second cage, and 17 apes in the third cage. If we gave every monkey the same amount of peanuts there would be leftovers, If we chose any two types of monkeys and split them evenly there would be leftovers. If we equally divided it between the chimpanzees there would be 1 nut left. If we split them between the orangatangs equally there would be eight nuts, If we divided them betwween the apes three nuts will be left. How many nuts did we bring?

Because her tampax changed back into a pumpkin!

99 bottles of beer on the wall