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Jokes and Riddles

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Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
So you will think it's all downhill from where you are. Because it's too confusing to define "down". If down was a specific direction, like north, people would have to whip out a compass every time they say "down the hall". It's about relativity. -- On the other hand, "down the hall" means the sa…
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The timeworn and pedestrian answer is simply "to get to the other side." Here are some creative and original answers: The chicken crossed the road. This fact is rarely disputed. But why did the chicken cross the road? No entirely satisfactory explanation has ever been agreed upon. The most popul…
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Peter Piper didn't pick any pecks of pickled peppers because pickled peppers aren't pickled when they are picked. So Peter Piper picked zero pecks of pickled peppers. However assuming that he was able to pick at least one peck of pickled peppers (it never said he got them from a garden) it would b…
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Use a hole that is larger than the peg.
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Some fun pranks to try include: This fun to do but you must have lots of empty cans (or what ever makes lots of noise when knocked over.) Cover the doorway in newspaper so that when the door is open all you can see is newspaper. Stack the empty cans on the other side of the door. When the person…
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If you talk to a dairy farmer who grazes his cows they are taken home morning and evening for milking, but in a natural state they would never come home.
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They both purr They both run!
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BALLS test-icals lol Just a funny little note to add on here if a person who is receiving a letter is the addressee then a person taking a test is a testee
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On opposite day
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Of course it isn't funny. It's an example of cruel, insensitive people who take delight in ridiculing those who have a serious disability. It says something impressive about you that you don't find it amusing. Continue to question those who are so emotionally vacant. IN ADDITION: From the great wor…
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The person you tell it to thinks that it is something that they wouldn't think of, when really, it states the obvious fact of what would happen if someone with no arms got on a swing. I find it hilarious because no one expects you to say it.
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1 kg of feathers vs. 1 kg of bricks Kilograms are a measure of mass, not weight (weight is a type of force, which is measured in newtons or pounds-force). It depends entirely on where you measure them, but if measured in the exact same place, they would weigh exactly the same too.Other answers hav…
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the jeepand the bouncing bomband radar was developed(your welcome)
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Actually, blonde jokes started a long time ago, but not because of Marilyn Monroe. It seems it has to do with the old saying that "blondes have all the fun" and the unfair caricature of blonde women on television. They were portrayed as being pretty but not having much else going for them.
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Riddle A baby. Answer A telephone. A door.
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The Lady of the Tiger Refer to questions like this as "The Lady or the Tiger" questions. A similar fable exists in literature. A man is offered two doors, one leads to a beautiful woman and escape, the other to a fierce tiger who will rip him to shreds. This type of question is often discussed in th…
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Just one. The narcissist holds the bulb and the world turns beneath them. = Answer = Well now, if the lightbulb has VERY GOOD BOUNDARIES and does not give in to narcissistic demand it is possible that no number of narcissists could ever change it. Answer It's my lightbulb. I'll change it mysel…
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Answer:A question on a standard IQ test. Here are my thoughts: 1) they start their beginnings in the ground. 2) tree leaves and fly wings look similar under a microscope.The best two answers are:1) They are both living.2) They both reproduce.To say they are both living and they both reproduce is r…
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any thing with a safety net  Badminton is one Animal(not fish) Trapping could be another, Frogging, Butterfly(& other insects) Catching, Netgunning
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A 400 pound gorilla is the Executive Assistant to the 800 pound gorilla.
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First of all, it is not the clock that is going off, it is the alarm. The alarm is not coming on, as the alarm has already been set but is just activating. To "go off" means to be discharged or activated, but that still is not the answer, since "go on" should mean to activate.One would think that it…
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No, because it's a the same person, but an individual with multiple personalities. In Canada the law is so crazy regarding such things that it's difficult to see where the law actually protects the victim and a possible suicidal person is a victim in most cases. Here, if someone threatens to jum…
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You have to cross off the letters around the word. The letters are (in order) S,H,L,D,R,S,A,I,N,I,R The answer is going to be "Open Toad" shoes.
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The initial poster said, "This is a tough one, because anyone that would know that would be dead by now, unless they wrote it down.... Good question but this one needs lots of research."Well, it WAS written down more that 3000 years ago! We can find it in the Bible, in the Book of Judges, in chapter…
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Signs You Might be a Redneck Here are what WikiAnswers lively contributors have to say: You may be a redneck if you are capable of rebuilding your old Chevy carburetor while sitting on the toilet. You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You might be…
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It is a pangram This sentence is a pangram, or holoalphabetic sentence, using all the letters of the alphabet. However, many other pangrams exist, so it is not unique in that sense. examples: Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex! Wafting zephyrs quickly vexed Jumbo. Although, purists will say th…
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Is the key lost or just misplaced? Was the key for a house, car, utility lock, padlock, business, boat, handcuffs ....? The key can be lost for various reasons; child took it to play with, another person (family member, co-worker, etc.) picked it up, left on the trunk/roof of car as you drove away, …
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Lots of money. Commitment and guts! A previous divorce. A fiance A girlfriend; A ring; A fiance or a suit.
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Answer Your heart ,admiration, love, devotion Your Word.
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cow can fly only on the moon ask a bird .
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Light.  Light and any type of gas. Your shadow
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He picked a peck of pickled peppers.
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Hooweestik's favorite It's a little lengthy, but its my favorite. A rooster lived on a farm. He had all the chicks to himself. One day, he saw a new young buck of a rooster walking this way and that, strutting in front of all the chicks. The older rooster thought I won't have any of this and confro…
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A young ventriliquist is touring bars and stops at a bar in a small town. He is doing his main blonde jokes with his little puppet until suddenly a blonde in the audience jumps upand yells, "You are giving blondes a bad name! We are not dumb because of our hair colour! We are just as intelligent as …
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The answer to this riddle is "pilgrims." April showers bring May flowers, and Mayflowers bring pilgrims.
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Answer Peter Piper picked "a" peck of pickled peppers, therefore Peter Piper picked one peck of pickled peppers. Answer Peter Piper did not pick any pickled peppers. You have to pick the peppers, then pickle them. Answer Peter Piper purchased a peck of pickeled peppers in bulk. He went to…
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Answer-Common Sense Probably because everyone gennerally has it, they just don't use it. Answer: Good question! Common sense is similar to common knowledge in that its the things that you learn in the growing up portion of your life, which ends the day you die. This is not booklearning. Its …
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Its going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by a chick!!
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Answer: You would either be 75% dead or 25% alive. Your Choice.You're scared half to death once so that leaves half of you live, then you're scared again so take half of the remaining half and that's a quarter.
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Because seven was hungry and "seven ate nine" (7, 8, 9).
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Answer: House w/ no windows/hinges/doors A box? ANSWER: An egg.
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"Angry" and "hungry" are the only two words in common usage in the English language that end with -gry. There are many "puzzles" floating around out there on the Internet and elsewhere about this, however. See the related links below for further explanation of many of these "puzzles," and a list …
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ahaha, the best i have are:the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the wordahah and...is that a ladder up ur skirt or is that the gateway to heaven??to get more, go on youtube and type in Shane dawson, he has a video with a couple of good ones
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Answer no spaces needed He had a lovely finish  Yes That is right thx yes thank you soo much, i love Justin bieber. <3
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A newspaper because it's "read" all over (works better out loud). A sunburned panda/skunk/zebra/penguin A baby panda/skunk/zebra/penguin with diaper rash A bleeding penguin A vampire/vampizene having a midnight snack! The Joker's face A panda/skunk/zebra/penguin in a blender a black and white cat w…
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A peck of pickled peppers.
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Guesses:1. He wanted to go to the beach for a nice relaxing day because he had a really hard one.2. He wanted a glass of water
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Where's my tractor. Gettit
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Answer a joke about a pig is: why did the pig have ink on it? Answer: because it just came back from the pen. ha-ha-ha-ha ANSWER: A farmer had some sows (female pigs) he wanted to have mated. He called all over town and found a place near him who had a fine boar. He arranged a meeting and l…
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Ram a hole in the wall with your 2x4 board, crawl out, then hang the mirror over the hole. OR Look at yourself in the mirror, break the board in half because 2 halfs make a whole and crawl through the hole (simple math!). OR You look in the mirror to see what he saw, you take the saw and cut…
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If you mean the name Lance, then there is no Spanish equivalent. If a boy called Lance went to Spain, his name would still be Lance while he was there.If you mean the word lance (as in a spear), then the Spanish for that is "lanza".
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Old Answer : to get to the other side. New Answer : to get to his outer hide. Lame Joke : to get to the body shop. Or : to find a friend...he had nobody. Or : to go to the rib joint across the street. Or : he was just following the chicken. Or : he had a bone to pick with somebody. Or : to go to the…
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 Shakespeare was the first to use a 'yo mamma' joke, however they were not popular much much later.
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Yes.um... who would ask that?
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The only eligible answer would be an echo...Echo
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Some contenders: --- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tel…
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A towel gets wetter as it dries you. Lorenzo you have failed.
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When Someone is sleeping, spray whipped cream or shaving cream (or something of that texture) on to their hand. Then, blow on their face or get a feather and rub it on their cheek so they put their hand up to their face and get cream all over them... its HEAPS FUNNY ! Um isn't that a raid? Hi it's…
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the sun; the world revolves around it. every ray has touched every part of the earth.  The Real Answer Bad premise. Nothing on the earth stays in the same place. We are constantly rotating and revolving. Isn't it a postage stamp? like it stays on the corner of the envelope?  The Awesom…
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if a gumboil could boil, a gumboil would boil, as much until it soil...ed itself.Enough to get a woodchuck who chucks wood drunk, except that woodchucks don't chuck wood, but if they could, they could chuck a whole lot of wood.
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Answer try throwing a rock at the window. if they come outside to see who it was be sure you are in some foreign guys costume and ask where taco bell is
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What are pirates?Pirates were private sailors who attacked and robbed ships, and plundered villages for their "loot", or stolen valuables. Some classic pirates were actually mercenaries or privateers who were enlisted to harass the shipping of rival countries, especially during the wars in Europe. H…
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pinch people if they dont have on green
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You can point to your name badge and say, "Right Now!".
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That is the reflection of the sky and how light scatters.
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Because if it was it wouldn't be called a site!!
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Answer == The difficulty of a riddle is dependent on the person who asks it. A question can be simple or really hard depending on how it is worded. Consider: * My weight for words against the wind? * What's heavy, ornamental, almost useless and sits in your office? * If I sit where I am told then …
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Cheese No, it is prenounced : Che-ze-its^^^Nice
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A three legged dog visiting the vet at the top of the hill for a new prosthetic leg.
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The world's smallest violin is 3.5 inches long.
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A bear.A bear has fur attached to its thick fat skin!
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Yes a person can die. It is part of the human experience.
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-That there are 3 types of trombones - alto ,bass, and tenor? -The alto is rarely used because it has such a small repertoire ? - the bass trombone is a tenor trombone with additional tubing activated by a valve that serves the function of a switch? Types of trombones! The history of Trombones!!!!…
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Why am I, a burro with hooves for feet even up here on a tightrope? How did I make it across? I need a better agent. Skylar honey, call my secretary.
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Answer Very good at playing Snooker. A Rumor
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The answer is Your AgeAge - Yes, Age number doesn't goes down, but face beautifulness can make your face younger but not your age number. Space Monkeys - no , cause theres no monkeys in space Gas - no, government can change it Weather ballon - no, it can be popped up when so high or, can be poppe…
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well if you mean supernatural then tell her to stop, i had 4 people come over to my house 4 my 13th birthday about a month ago, at 1:40am we started to talkabout supernatural things, i told them to stop because for 7 months i have been scared to death every night because of what i read on the intern…
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The monumentally prolific Smith surname is the most common surname in English-speaking countries. From the lighter side: It's because they all have phones!!
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The letter M. Or laughter by someone who's really happy. Since they can't live to be one thousand it'll never come in a thousand years.
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He didn't have the guts!
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All if you believe, none if you don't.It depends on the tune.None. Angels don't dance.If you believe then all of them will fit, if you dont believe then none of them will fit.
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Im Pretty sure it should be "This Statement is False" It is largely a matter of definition. It also could be: "Green ideas sleep furiously." Wolfgang Pauli had little patience with poorly phrased or poorly structured propositions. He said on occasion: "This is not right; it isn't even wrong!" It…
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Why was the women crossing the road? That's not the point why was she not in the kitchen What do you call cheese that is not yours? nacho cheese
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
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1 if you bite it more its no longer whole
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$8,710.72 To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average…
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Here are some (some better than others): 1) A blonde gets tired of all those blonde jokes, so she colors her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a sheep farm. She walks up to the sheep farmer and says "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?" The farmer lo…
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1. A penguin with a sunburn.2. A newspaper. (It is read all over.)
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Elephants go in the fridge, NOT giraffes.step1:take elephant outstep2:refill the ice blocksstep3;put the giraffe inOpen the door and puch it in. This is a trick question designed to test you thinking outside the box- or inside the box depending on how you look at it :P
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Tokyo meaning 'the eastern capital' in japanese I believe the Island would be Japan, Tokyo is the capital of said island.
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Yes you can Answer: The question is silly. This sentence is silly. You are silly. Three sentences about silly "3 sentences about silly."
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Prince Charming is not real, but a fictitious character. Prince William and Prince Harry are second and third in line, respectively, to the British throne.
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