What does a man do on two legs a women does sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
really, urinate
Answer:
Above is the obvious answer. However the humorous answer has always been "Shake hands."Others in this "Get your mind out of the gutter" series are:
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up? (Shake hands / paw)
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse? (Talk)
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it ? (His head)
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of ? (Legs)
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men ?" (Submarine)
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F ?" (Firetruck)
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into ? (Pants)
What is the most interesting mountain the world?
The most interesting mountain in my knowledge is the OM parvat in the Himalayas near Kailash Range.This is a kind of a ridge and its aerial view gives the impression on a Hindi letter OM(ॐ) which is the shortest mantra and is used for worshipping gods and goddesses...
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1997 ford escort rough idle when warmed up but ok if AC on full blast What is problem?
When the AC is on most vehicles increase the idle speed. That can often mask the problems that cause rough idle. The primary suspects are: EGR valve, tune-up, sticky or plugged injectors and valves.
What is the strongest type of cardboard?
Triple wall corrugated cardboard is the strongest cardboard. It has four surfaces, the outer walls and the two sides to the corrugation.
How do adult animals behave after laying many eggs?
They most likely become overprotective of the eggs, which means they attack any invaders and try their best to ensure that the eggs will hatch.
What is process in which people give off water through the pores of their skin?
The process by which mammals give off water through the pores of their skin is called diaphoresis, or transpiration, perspiration or perspiring, sweat or sweating.
The moisture released is generally called sweat, or perspiration.
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What is the most climbed mountain IN THE WORLD?
Mount Fuji in Japan was the most hiked mountain in the world, until a road to the summit cut down the number of hikers. Mt Grand Monadnock in New Hampshire is now the most hiked mountain in the world. Pike's Peak is probably number three.
What is the body system that takes in oxygen and eliminates carbon dioxide called?
Diffusion.Not Gorrilas.Stupid.
He improved on Lyman R. Blake's invention by substituting thread for the cumbersome nails and pegs
How do you observe the world around us?
My eyes, but since I am a male I do most of my thinking and interpretation of the world through my penis.
Why do you think so many different organisms live in the tropical rain forest?
because it is a wetland
Who will win in a fight between colossus and juggernaut?
Juggernaut. He's not called unstoppable for nothing.