Jokes and Riddles

The plant went to the hairdresser because it had split ends and needed a trim to keep growing healthy.

Jerry's Kids.

You are a variety of temperature settings on a shower or faucet.

A strange attraction compels me to hold your things most dear, yet I know it not, and feel no warmth in my holding. My brothers and I stick close together until one faces me, and then is pushed away. What am I?

The answer is a storm. Lightning is seen before thunder, which is heard before rain, which falls from the clouds during a storm.

A mountain?? Doesn't make any sense!!

Lost. Flamingos are typically found in warm, tropical regions and would not survive the cold temperatures of the North Pole.

Frosty the Snowman is a popular fictional character known for coming to life in a magical way and spreading joy during the holiday season. Many children enjoy his story and the animated film featuring him.

It was a jab well done!

The common link between a potato, a hurricane, and a target is that they all have a center or core. The potato has its edible center, the hurricane has its eye at the center, and a target has a bullseye at its center.

A rock containing well-connected pores is typically called a porous rock. These connected pores allow for the movement and storage of fluids such as water or oil within the rock. Examples of porous rocks include sandstone and limestone.

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A Thesauris is the deadliest dinosour that lives in the water, it is as strong as a tyrantosauris Rex,it has the shapest theeth of all the dinosours and it is the second bigest meat eating Dinosour Also it is the only dinopsour that is an Anphibian

*sniff* Does anyone smell carrots?

We have been interacting in this conversation, but I do not have the ability to remember past interactions or previous conversations. Each conversation with me is considered separate.

One Mexican can unscrew a light bulb just like anyone else. The number of people needed would depend on the complexity of the task, not their nationality.

Binoculars

One candidate for the hardest number to say is "septillion," which is a 1 followed by 24 zeros. This number can be challenging to articulate due to its length and complexity.

Smoke A confused snowflake

"Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?" The answer is "ton."

There are 33. Have you ever heard of getting a head count? Same story.

Forest. A dome is a rounded shape that can be found on a mountain, while a redwood is a type of tree that can be found in a forest.

It's an abbreviation of the Latin for tin; stannum.

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