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Jokes and Riddles
Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
9,294 Questions
Who is more dangerous out of queenie or dutch schultz?
Dutch Schultz is generally considered to be more dangerous than Queenie. Schultz was a notorious American mobster responsible for orchestrating numerous violent crimes, including murders and bootlegging operations during the Prohibition era. Queenie, on the other hand, is a fictional character from a novel and may not have the same real-world impact and notoriety as Dutch Schultz.
Can a gas in your farts kill you?
farts can not kill people
if you give them too many buttercups they can. jk. a buttercup is wen u fart in ur hand and then put it up 2 there nose
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If the methane gasses totally replace the necessary oxygen, yes.
Well people say that humans evolve from monkeys but life on Earth has evolved through billions of years through small microorganism's. Also humans didn't evolve from apes, we evolved from a common ancestor but we just evolved in a different way to apes due to environment e.g. food, predators etc
This riddle describes a blue cheese. Blue cheese can emit a strong, pungent odor similar to cheese, is often blue-veined, changes color with age, and has a crumbly texture that could resemble thorns. The reference to legs and eyes, as well as talking, is likely symbolic or metaphorical.
What is hard as a rock but light as a feather?
Answer 1
Diamond
Answer 2
The weight of a diamond actually depends on its carat.
Pumice is the answer.
Pumice is a rock produced from volcanoes but is very light.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
You could try cracking a lighthearted joke or making a funny observation to help loosen them up. You could also ask them to say a word that starts with the letter "S," which naturally prompts a half-smile. Lastly, giving them a genuine compliment before taking the picture could help create a warm and positive atmosphere for the group.
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Blondes don't always smile during lightning storms. This is likely just a stereotype or joke. People of all hair colors can have different reactions to lightning storms, depending on their individual personalities and feelings about thunderstorms.
How much oil would a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil?
if a gumboil could boil, a gumboil would boil, as much until it soil...ed itself.
Enough to get a woodchuck who chucks wood drunk, except that woodchucks don't chuck wood, but if they could, they could chuck a whole lot of wood.
Horse isle answer: Sleep. By boakley on brown server
Why do some people have to keep up appearances?
Some people feel pressure to maintain a certain image in order to meet societal expectations, gain approval from others, or protect their reputation. This could be due to personal insecurities, fear of judgment, or a desire to fit in with a particular social group.
When is a good time to tell a joke?
That is a very good quedstion. Whoever asked this must be the smartest person in the world... anyway, a good time to tell a joke is when someone is sad. Tell them a good and funny joke, they'll cheer up in the flip of a dime!
Another good time to tell a joke is when someone is in the hospital. Laughing is actually healthy for you, so if you tell them a joke, they have a better chance of surviving!
Thank you for asking!
ANSWER:Public speakers try to open up with a joke or a funny story. This makes them more comfortable with the crowd. Managers open meetings with the same approach as it eases tensions in the room. A joke should be told anytime a laugh or a smile is needed, which is as many times you can in your lifetime.
Another good time can be spur of the moment eg SOMEONE COUGHS you say dont give me swine flu... Its a bad joke but you get my point right?
A person is killed in a collision every?
On average, a person is killed in a collision every 16 minutes in the United States.
Si madel ay isang tao pero tottoo ba ang alam nakin panget siya basta umiiyak kaysa naman sa kumatawa
Woodchuck Tongue Twister:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer given in reply;
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What is inside when it is outside and what is outside when it is inside?
A door is a common object that fits this description. When a door is closed, it appears as a solid barrier on the outside but allows entry to the inside. When the door is open, the inside becomes visible from the outside, blurring the distinction between the two spaces.
What would happen if America became a nudist country?
If America became a nudist country, it would likely have social and cultural implications. People may have varying comfort levels with public nudity, and regulations would need to be established to address issues such as workplace norms, public decency, and personal privacy. It could lead to a shift in social behaviors and attitudes towards nudity.
Polar wandering refers to the movement of the Earth's magnetic poles over long periods of time. This movement is caused by changes in the Earth's magnetic field due to processes happening in the Earth's core. By studying polar wandering, scientists can understand the history and evolution of the Earth's magnetic field.
2 Is it normal that a watery substance make a womans bed wet during intercourse?
Yes, it is normal for a woman to have increased vaginal lubrication during sexual arousal, which can result in a watery substance on the bed during intercourse. This natural lubrication helps reduce friction and makes intercourse more comfortable. If there is excessive wetness or a sudden change in vaginal discharge, it may be helpful to consult a healthcare provider.
The thing which comes Once in a year twice in a month 4 times in a week and 6 times in a day?
Odd numbers. One year = 12 months the 1 is odd. Month = 4 weeks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 and 3 are odd. Week = 7 days, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1,3,5,and 7 = 4. Day = 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12. 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11. = 6.
What are the four types of ladies?
Budda says there are four different types of women:
- Those who become angry for slight causes, who have changeable minds, who are greedy, jealous of other's happiness, and who have no sympathy for the needs of others.
- Those who grow angry over ordinary affairs, who are fickle and greedy, but who do not envy others their happiness and who are sympathetic for the needs of others.
- Those who are more broad-minded and who do not become angry very often, and who know how to control a greedy mind, but who are not able to avoid feelings of jealousy and who are not sympathetic.
- Those who are broad-minded, who can restrain feelings of greed and retain a calm mind, who do not envy others their happiness, and who are sympathetic for the needs of others.
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Although it can run it is unable to walk what is it?
Water. Your nose. A watch or a clock. paint a motor A refrigerator
Do Dravidian race belongs to caucasoid?
Yes Dravidian are of caucasian origin and Dravidian are the descendants of shem(son of noah) and not the descendants of of ham!!! Elam was the oldest son of shem and the dravidian where in south west Iran that where Elamo-Dravidian languages came along and Dravidian is a language group not a race remember that. Yes Dravidian have dark skin but there are light skin Dravidian not just darked skined but they are called the darked skined middle eastern and they are of indo- mediterranean race which is caucasian origin. People have so much facts that the Dravidian are of descendants of elam (son of shem) and that the Dravidian lived in south west Iran and other places of the middle east.
