Humor & Amusement

She likes you. Maybe she's wishing that you could be her boyfriend. Either that or she's just complimenting you randomly. Also, she thinks you are sweet, thoughtful, or caring. She probably has a crush on you.

Well, honey, if you want your tummy to put on a show, just fill it up with some gas-producing foods like beans, broccoli, or carbonated drinks. Your digestive system will thank you by serenading you with some loud rumbling noises. Just be prepared for the aftermath, if you catch my drift.

A good nickname for someone who swears a lot could be "Sailor" due to the stereotype of sailors using colorful language. Alternatively, "Foul Mouth" or "Cuss King/Queen" could also be fitting nicknames. It's important to consider the individual's feelings and whether they would appreciate being called by such a nickname.

Ah, 252 feet is a lovely measurement, just like a happy little tree in a painting. Imagine a blue whale, one of the largest creatures on Earth, can be as long as 252 feet from head to tail. It's a majestic sight in the vast ocean, just like how your curiosity and wonder can lead you to discover beautiful things in the world.

Oh, dude, that's like a classic setup for a joke! So, technically speaking, the mute man could communicate through gestures or writing, while the blind man could offer a cigarette based on the sound of the mute man's voice or the smell of the cigarette. It's like a comedy of errors waiting to happen!

Oh, dude, finding Waldo in Hollywood is like finding a needle in a haystack. He's probably chilling with some celebs, blending in with all the craziness. But hey, if you really wanna find him, just keep looking, maybe he's grabbing a latte or auditioning for a movie, who knows?

hide from the bus driver and when you reach your stop get everyone to stay still and pretend to be rocks

sing happy birthday to the bus driver

put sticky notes everywhere making absurd comments

dare someone to have a staring contest with the busdriver

Oh, dude, like, animals that sound like Amy? Well, there's the aye-aye, which is this funky looking lemur from Madagascar. And, um, I guess you could stretch it and say emu kinda sounds like Amy if you're really reaching. But hey, who am I to judge what sounds like what?

Well, honey, let me tell you - intelligence is sexy, no matter what your face looks like. So, I'd choose smart and fabulous over dumb and hot any day. After all, brains will always outlast beauty in the long run.

I take it you're reading the Outsiders? If you've seen the movie then u can see that the poorer class boys wore jeans and their shirts tight and tucked in and the upper class boys would wear their pants, and fancy sweaters/vests and the upper class girls wore fitted dresses...i think this is right...hope it helped!

Dunk tank summary: A dunk tank is a game mostly seen at carnivals or fairs but also seen at a lot of private events. It has alot of components including a target, tank, collapsible seat, and balls. The person on the outside throwing the ball is trying to hit the target to "dunk" the person on the collapseable seat otherwise known as the hot seat. Story Time about my dunk tank fun: Dunk tanks are so much fun for all, I personally have been dunked a ton of times. To be more accurate I first was dunked 5 years at a small carnival where I signed up to be dunked for a cancer research fundraiser, 100% of the money collected from people paying for balls to dunk went to the donations, in addition every time you got dunked, a group of people donating added $1 to the money pool. I got dunked 15 times in my 30 minute shift I just went on a tangent about the event but it was for a good cause so whatever. But I had alot of fun that day I said to myself, "you think anyone's ever been dunked a million times in their lives?" Long story short, no one has so I embarked on a journey to be that 1st person to be dunked a million times. I ordered my very own dunk tank that night. Since then I've been dunked every day at least 5 times (very rarely is that all I'm dunked) for over 5 years. Since that day I'm over 100,000 dunks into my goal. I'm dunked at least 20,000 times a year which may seem like alot but it's only 55 dunks per day. (I've been dunked that much in an hour many times). I sign up for many dunk tank events every year of course (its much more fun when someone is dunking you that really wants you wet)So yeah I know my way around a dunk tank. So I'm also gonna give you some tips in case you wanna try to beat me at my goal. So first I'm gonna talk some personal things I do that I recommend and of course I'll add why I think that. First off every time you get dunked you have to be wearing a well fitting bikini (2 piece bathing suit), before I get into the why, when I say well fitting, ladies, this means you would wear it jumping into the pool, if your not comfortable doing that with that specific bikini (yes it's probably super cute) but it's not safe to wear in the dunk tank. But onto the why cause your probably wondering, once you get dunked the first time, the air will feel colder than the water, it's the same principle as getting out of the pool. If you are wearing full clothes, you will be even more cold while on the seat waiting to be dunked another time. If your in a bikini, you'll feel much more comfortable. In addition a bikini makes us all look so cute. I love how I look in mine which is a blue triangle top and black bottoms for the record. Part of the fun of being dunked is the fact I get to do it in my bikini. I love it so much! But being dunked has some other things I personally know to make it more fun. When falling into the water, you 100% have to get all of your body wet, don't just fall on your legs. That wouldn't even get the top half of you wet. You gotta go all the way under, both peices of the bikini must be soaked in addition to your hair. It's no fun for the person dunking you if you don't fall all the way in and get your entire body soaked. Speaking of hair, it's gotta be worn down, it's going to be messy but it part of the fun. When up on the tank with a crowd or even just one person attempting to dunk you make sure they are having fun too, engage with the crowd, heckle, one of the things I love to do is challenge someone who has paid for a few balls already a free shot at the opportunity to use their hands to dunk me by pressing the target guaranteeing I go in. I do this by a friendly rock, paper, scissors match, if they win i get dunked with them pushing the target. If i win they have to throw further back next throw. I do have to share some rather boring saftey stuff too, but I do not want anyone to get hurt on the dunk tank. 1st rule: To prevent injures follow all of these rules when on the hot seat of the dunk tank. All dunk tanks should come with a cage around the tank, make sure yours does, this prevents any balls from hitting you on the seat. 2nd rule: when first climbing onto the seat make sure the saftey latch is engaged, this prevents anyone from dunking you prior to you being ready. 3rd rule: pertains to your hands, keep them in your lap or nearby in the middle of your body at all times, you don't want your hands to hit something else on the tank other than the water. 4th rule: positioning yourself on the seat, sit on the edge of the seat, a far forward as possible without falling in. This reduces the chances the seat from hitting you back when it collapses. 5th rule: kinda goes in with something earlier but is important: fall onto your butt into the tank catching yourself with your legs will hurt. I promice it will, falling on your butt is safer and helps you go all the way under the water. Finally I would 100% recommend trying the dunk tank in your bikini, you won't regret it.

When you cross two bowling pins with a lollipop, you get a visual pun known as a "bowling pin pop." This is a play on words combining the two objects into a single, humorous concept. It does not have a physical existence but rather serves as a creative and imaginative idea.

I may be weak but I can work to get stronger. How are you going to overcome youre stupidity?

Ah, it sounds like you're looking for some peaceful places to enjoy videos. How about trying YouTube, Vimeo, or Dailymotion? These sites offer a wide variety of content that can inspire your creativity and bring a sense of joy to your day. Remember, there are always beautiful alternatives waiting for you just around the corner.

Writing a funny speech for school captain involves incorporating humor that is appropriate for your audience while also highlighting your leadership qualities. Start by brainstorming funny anecdotes or jokes that showcase your personality and experiences. Incorporate these humorous elements strategically throughout your speech to engage your audience and leave a lasting impression. Remember to balance the humor with a clear message about your vision for the school and why you are the best candidate for the role.

Well, how about a dare that involves spreading kindness, like complimenting three people today? Or maybe a dare that helps you connect with nature, like planting a tree or feeding the birds. Remember, the best dares are ones that bring joy and positivity to you and those around you.

Oh, dude, Troll Face actually originated from a comic series called "Rage Comics" back in the early 2010s. It was created by an artist named Carlos Ramirez, known online as Whynne. So, like, next time you see that mischievous grin, just remember it's all thanks to Whynne's sense of humor.

Clams don't need a cozy bed like you do, honey. They burrow themselves in the sand or mud at the bottom of the ocean and catch some Z's whenever they feel like it. So, technically, clams don't sleep in the traditional sense, but they sure know how to relax in their own way.

A one slice of bread which is 40 g is equal to buttered scone (35g)

Oh, honey, those little guys are usually used to convey feeling silly, awkward, or even a bit flirty. Think of it as a playful way to show that you're feeling a little off-kilter or mischievous. It's like winking with a touch of sass.

Sure, here are some examples of similes starting with "as funny as":

1. "As funny as a clown with a banana peel on his shoe."
2. "As funny as a stand-up comedian performing for a crowd of laughing hyenas."
3. "As funny as a sitcom blooper reel on repeat."
4. "As funny as a joke that only a cat would find amusing."

Oh, dude, a 12-6 cloud is like a cloud that's halfway between being a 12 and a 6. It's like the cloud equivalent of being stuck in traffic at noon and 6 pm. So, basically, it's just a cloud hanging out in the sky, not really causing any trouble. Like, it's just there, you know?

Can you walk through the ocean between them? It's a mission impossible! Doing so will cost you a life. You'd better use a safer means of transportation.

Ah, that little ditty is called a drinking song. It's a fun way for people to bond over a pint or two. Now, if you want to learn the rest of the lyrics, you might have to join in on a few more rounds with Andy and the gang. Cheers!

Oh, dude, seriously? Well, when someone talks about baking a potato in a sexual context, they're referring to, um, well... let's just say it's a metaphor for a certain intimate act involving a person's, uh, backside. It's like comparing someone's rear end to a potato that's been, you know, heated up. But hey, who am I to judge?